第4章 偷鸡不成蚀把米

di4zhang:toujibuchengshibami

qujiayaopa!deyishengbamenguanshangle,buzaidalitamen。

cikequjiangyueqideliandouniuqule,zheimeduodehaoyouzaichang,tayidianmianzidoubuliujita,yanleiyijingbishangyankuang。turannaoziyishan,duia,qujiayaoshanglaideshihoushenmedoumeidai,neitadeneixiepolandongxihaizaidixiashi?qujiangyuezuijiaoluchuyisiyinchendexiao,hehehe,tabushizuibaobeineixiepolanlema?

qujiangyueyanggaoleshengyinhandao:“dixiashiyouhaowandedongxi,womenyiqiqukankanqu。”

shuozheyizhuanshendaizherenquledixiashi。

qujiayaotingzhedengdengdengxialoudejiaobusheng,youxienamen,dixiashiyoushenmehaowandedongxi,taganggangcaiquguo,chuletadeyixiedongxi,biedeshenmedoumeiyou。

qujiayaoyileng,tadedongxi?zheiqujiangyuemofeishi……

yigeliyudatingtiaoleqilai,lianmangpaoxiangdixiashi。

daoledixiashi,yiduirenweizaimenkoutantoutannaode,qujiayaojilejinqu,jigeyongrenfengkuangdeza、caitadedongxi,takandaoletamamaliuxiadexiangcebeicaizaiyigeyongrendejiaoxia,xiangpiansichudoushi,xuduodouyijingbeisisuile,fangzhetamamayiwudejuziyijingbeizalan,limiandedongxidiaodedaochudoushi,henhendebeiyongrencaizaijiaoxia。

qujiangyueyijianqujiayaolaile,kanjiantaneiniuquledemiankong,gengshikaixin,paizheshoujiaodao:“hahaha,taihaowanle,nimenhenhendeza,zadeyuesuiyuehao,zheigeyuejinimenfajiangjin!hahaha……”

qujiayaonule,qiansuoweiyoudenu,tadahanzhebuyaozaicaile,danshiquemeiyouyigerenlihuita,tashuangyanfahong,nuhouzhechongleshangqu,chaozhecaizheneixieyiwudeyongrendaleguoqu,

neinanrensuirantingmingyuqujiangyue,danyezhidaoqujiayaotongyangyeshiqujiaqianjin,wulunruhetashidabudede,zhinenghuzhetousixiaduobi。

qujiayaonalikenfangguota,jiuzhejiushiyidunbaoda,qujiayaoshigeyixiangshigedaliqide,yiquanyiquandedaxiaqu,neiyongrenyeshoubule,meiyihuierjiuqiuraole。

zheigeyongrenbeidadebiziliuxue,yachiyediaolehaojike,manzuidexue,qujiayaofangguozheige,chongzhelingwailianggeyongrendaqu。

qujiangyuenalixiangdaoqujiayaozheimebiaohan,huiguoshenlailianlianhandao:“nimenlianggejiwodata,wojinimendingzhe,kuaida,kuaida”

qujiangyuezheimeyihan,banuhuochongtiandequjiayaohanxingle,zheixieyongrendoushitingtademinglingde,yaodayeshidazheigezuikuihuoshou,yushijiaobuyizhuan,xiangzhequjiangyuechongleguoqu。

qujiangyuejianshiguolequjiayaodexiongmeng,tazenmenengdidangdezhu?jianqujiayaoxiangtachonglai,hedehuarongshise,lianlianhanzhe:“kuailanzhuta,kuailanzhuzheigefengzi。”

qujiayaoqishitaimeng,jingranhedezaichangdejirenyilengyilengde,meiyouyirenganshanglaibangta,tashangqianlaimengdeyibazhuazhuqujiangyuedetoufa,yiquanyouyiquandezhaohuzhequjiangyue,liandaleershijigebazhang,dadequjiangyuekutianhandi,jiuzhutadetoufawangxiaan,zijidexigaiwangshangchong,henhendezhuangzaiqujiangyuedexiongkoushang。

qujiangyuejianjiaoyisheng,yunleguoqu。

qujiayaobatayibarengzaidishang,paipaishouzhang,muguangsaozhezaimenkouweiguandezhongren。

zheixieshaonianshaonvgegedoushijialidexiaobaobei,doushibeiquanjiapengzaishouzhangxinlide,nalijianguozheiyangdechangmian,yigeyigedehedeliansecangbai,kouchibuqing。

henhao!yaodejiushizheiyangdexiaoguo,qujiayaozhuanshenqushoushitadedongxi。

qujiayaoyankuanghongleqilai,mamaliuxiadedongxibuduo,jiuzheimejijian,haibeiqujiangyuezaotale,tahennanguo,zheixiedongxipashixiubuhaole。

qujiayaobatamamadeyiwudoushoushileqilai,baozhedongxizaizhongrenjingkongdemuguangxiazouchuledixiashi。

jifenzhongzhihou,caiyourenhuishenguolai,zhandouzhehanzhe:“jiangyue,jiangyuemeishiba,tabuhuisileba,wuwuwu……”

xianqianneigediaoxiqujiayaodeshaonianhuanhuanzoulechulai,zoudaoqujiangyueshenbian,shenshouzaibizishangmolemo,huitoushuodao:“meisi,tazhishiyunguoqule,zailaiyigeren,batataishangqu。”

“nimenkuaidianjiaoyisheng。”

jiweishaonianshaonvshoumangjiaoluandetaiqiqujiangyueshanglou,batafangzaiketingdeshafashang,dengzheyishengguolai。

meiguoduojiu,jiuhuchejiulaile,baqujiangyuedaidaoyiyuanqule,qujiangyuezaixuexiaodelianggexiaogenbangenzhequleyiyuan,qitajigerendouhuijiaqule,jintianfashengdeshiqingshizaishitaijingrenle,tamenxuyaohuijiaquxiuxipingfuxinqing。

danshineigediaoxiguoqujiayaodeshaonianliulexialai,tawangzheloushangjinbidemen,youyuleyihuier,yaoyazouleshangqu。

咚!咚!咚!

qujiayaocikezhengzaizhenglitamamadeyiwu,tingdaoyourenqiaomendeshengyin,youxienamen,haiyousheihuilaizhaota。

yidakaimen,yizhangshuaiqiyangguangdelianchezheyigeshifenguiyidexiaorongyingruqujiayaodeyanzhong,taxinxiangzheirenyoubingba,xiaodebikuhainankan,xuanjilenglengwendao:“nilaiganshenme?”

neishaonianheiheiyixiao,dao:“heihei,jie,nizhenlihai,wozhenchongbaini!”

qujiayaofanlegebaiyan:“youshijiushuo,woxianzaixinqingbuhao,parenbuzhuzouni。”

neishaonianguoranlianseyibian,tazhendepatazoutaya!

qiangxingchezhexiaolianduiqujiayaoshuodao:“jie,wojiaochufeng,xianzaishinidefensi,jiageweixinbei。”

qujiayaolengleyixia,xuanjihahadaxiao,zheixiaozizhenshisedanbaotiana,tajintianzheimedashatesha,jingranhaiganlaiwentayaoweixin,zhenshiyongqikejiaya。

chufengkanzhepengzheduzixiaowanleyaodequjiayao,zuijiaochoulechou,youzheimehaoxiaoma?

qujiayaoxiaoleshijifenzhongcaizhizhulexiao,chufengyejiuzheimekanzhetaxiao,tashenchushoupailepaichufengdejianbangshuodao:“xiaopihai,suirannizhangdebucuo,danshijiejiezhendebuxihuanxiaopihaiya!”

chufengyitingjiujile,lianmangshuodao:“nibiekanwonianjixiao,qishiwoxinlihenchengshude,erqiezaiguojinianwojiunengzhangkaile,zhendehenhaokande,nikaolvyixiama。”

qujiayaoyitingzheihua,chadianmeirenzhuyouyaoxiaoqilai,dao:“haole,nikuaizhaonidexiaohuobanmenquba,jiejiexianzaihenmangde。”

shuowanyebuguanchufeng,guanlemenquzhenglidongxiqule。

chufengkanzheguanshangdemen,lianshangfuxiankexidechilianzhuang,zuishangnannanshuodao:“zhenshuaia,jiejie,woyidingyaozhuishangni。”