第一章 当时,女帝的剑离我只有一毫米

“wozheishi……chuanyuele?!”

qinlingyunrouzheyanjing,zhenzhenyouxiangrangtayouxietouyun。

fangjiandianyahuagui,jiyouguixiudemeilunmeihuan,youyoulingqinlingyunshanxiayandejinbihuihuang。

jinjinyiyan,qinlingyunjiuzhidaozijichuanyuele!

yinweidiqiuzenmekenenghuiyoupiaofubankongdeliuliyueguangshi!

tadenaohailidunshifanqixinxi,zijisuozaideshijie,mingweixuanqidalu,zhengshitachongjingdexiuliandacheng,shangtianrudi,yizhangmieyicheng……

danshihenkuai,qinlingyunjiuyishidao,zijizheishizainvrendeguifangnei!

xiangdaoci,qinlingyunqueshunjiandalegeduosuo,zhenzhenehan。

ziji,buhuishibeimiyunzhihou……

zheijuebiyoukenenga!erqiecuicantadejueduishiyigekonglong!

yinweijiuzheijinbihuihuangdezhuangshi,kejiancidizhurendediweiquanshi。

zheizhongcunzai,zhiyaobushichoubaotianji,yongdezhezheizhongshouduanlaizhaonanrenme?!

“wanle,bushiba……bierenchuanyueneidoushiduoshengnvqianggongzhu,daowozhei,kaijujiulunweinvmotoudeyazhaifujunle?”

qinlingyundanzhanjian,quezhuyidaolewuneidepingfeng!

yiji……pingfengshangguazhedenishangcaiqun,haiyoupingfenghouneimanmiaojuelundeqianying。

jinjinshibeiying,jiurangqinlingyunjuede,zheibozhishaoyijingbukuile!

genglingqinlingyunchunjianzaoredeshi,zheinvzisihuzaihuanyifu,erqiezhengqiaoshi**,neiyanhongjinpaohaiweichuanshangxiangjian,yubeirouruowugu,meimiaojuelun。

“bendidetianxianghuan,zhishaonengrangtahunmilianggeshichende……”

zhengdangqinlingyunkanderushenshi,neiqianyingqueweiweiyizhan,huimoujian,pingfengzhalie。

qinlingyunzhijiandaoyidaomeidaolingrenzhixiderongyanhuimou,linglongyouzhi,meiyoubandianxiacidejiaoqusuizheyanhongfengweizhangqunzaiyanqianhuaguozhenzhenyouxiang……

neiyishun,qinlingyunzhixiangdaodongfangbubai,huimouzheyizhongshengqing。

danzheinvzi,queyaobitajianguoderenhemingxingpiaoliangwushubei!

meimousitaohua,hongchuncanruoying,youxiangningyubei,fengpaopixiangjian。

dangqinlingyunyutaduishidediyiyan,zhixiangshuo……

ng,gangganghunmile,nengbunengzaibuyici?liangciyexing,sancigenghao……

danqinlingyunhaiweilaidejigaoxing,quejiannvzizhijianyidan,yidaoshenguangningjudejianfengjiudizhutadehoujian。

“sedanbuxiao,sheijinidejieyao,rangnijiejitoukanbendi?”

“nibuyaoyiweibendiyunichengqin,jiushininengxiedude!”

“bendiquni,zhishiweilezongmen,nibuguoyijiezayidizi,ruoshiganyousihaofeifenzhixiang……”

秦凌云愣住了。

zheidanzhibianshiyidaojianqijianzhinitiana!

danrangtagengmengbide,shizheinvzidehua!

成亲?

zijijingranhezheiweijueshijiarenchengqin?

qinlingyundejiyifeikuaishanguo,danhenkuai,tayishidao……zijiweishenmehuibeimiyunle!

yuanlai,yanqiandenvzibushibieren,zhengshitianyuanyudiyizongmen——wanmozongdezongzhu!

renchengaoxuenvdidequeaoxue!

kesuoweidechengqin,rangqinlingyunyouyizhongxiangzhongkaidechongdong。

yinweitahequeaoxuedechaju,yijingrangtazhaobuchuxingrongci……

ziji,jiushigewanmozongneidedazadizi,doumeizigedengjizaiceneizhong!

erqie,weishenmetahuishidazadizi?

yinweizheijushentishigefeiti!genbenbunengxiuxing!

erqueaoxue,queshixuanqishijiededianfengqiangzhe,dijing!

suoyihenmingxian,yushuizhihuan,dongfanghuazhu,genbenjiubucunzai,zijizhishibeisuoweidetianxianghuanmiyunle!

neiyishun,qinlingyunzhenhenbudeyitouzhuangzaizheidaojianqishang。

tacengjingyekanguoshenmenvzongcaiyinweijiazucuicu,zhaogefeiwujiajiehun,shijihaishiweileshiye……

danxiuzhenshijieyejiangjiuzheitaodeme?!

qinlingyunditoubuyu,danzheizhongtaidu,quelingqueaoxueneiwuxiaqiaoliangengjiabinghan,haishanguomoyimoxiunaodefeihong。

conglaimeiyouyixing,kanguotayipaozhixiadejifu!

“好看么?”

“好看。”

qinlingyungangshuowanzheijuhuajiuhouhuile!

zhijianqueaoxueneishuangtaomoudanmo,ningjujianqidezhijianhuanhuantaiqi。

“wobujieyizijidefujunshuangmushiming……”

queaoxuejuede,henyoubiyaojizheijiahuojiangjiangguiju。

“buyaoyiwei,gaopanshangbendi,jiuzhendenengfanshennixi,zayidizi,yishengdouchubuletou。”

jianqiqingweigengqingeryijudegepoleqinlingyundejifu,lingtalenghanzhiliu。

放我回地球啊!

diqiudenvzongcaishigaolengrubingshan,danhaibuzhiyuyigebugaoxing,jiunengsuishouyidaojianqimoushaqinfua!

danjiuzaijianqigepojifudeneiyishun,qinlingyundenaohaiquehuoranhongming。

“ding!yunvdishenlijiaorong,jihuowushangshentixitong!”

无上神体?系统?

qinlingyundangshijiulengzhule,taxiangxiao,erqieshiyangtoukuangxiao!

shenti,xitong,nayigetingqilai,dounengrangtafanshen……

danqinlingyunzuizhonghaishimeixiaochusheng,yinwei……chuleyishengtixingwai,xitongjiuyouchenmole!

wangbazhiqi,tianxuanzhizishenmededaoshilaiyigea!

queaoxuedejianqi,yiranhuazhitadeyanjiao。

“bendizaiwenniyibian,haokanme?”

“……不好看!”

“不好看?!”

buzhiweihe,jinguanqueaoxuegenbenbuzaihuyigezayidizidekanfa,danzheisangezi,haishirangshenweinvzideta,fanqiyimoxiunao。

zijixuanbuchengqinzhishi,buzhiduoshaoshengziwenxunshangdiaogewan,zheijiahuojingranganshuoziji……bu!hao!kan!

nvdi,shouxianshinv,qicicaishidi!

yuefabinghandejianqi,lingqinlingyunchangzidouhuiqingle……

danwentishi,zheitemegenbenjiubushixuanzeti!yikaishijiushisongmingtia!

jianqidebinglianglingqinlingyunweiweizhandou,jiugangcaineijuhua,tapashilianxiazidoudangbuchengle!

danjiuzaicike,naohaizhongdehongmingquezaicixiangqi。

“ding!laizinvdiqueaoxuedenuhuo,zhuanhuaweiwushangshenli+187!”

“ding!shoucihuodewushangshenli,jianglishentiweiyayici!”

神体威压?

qinlingyunmengle,suijijimangchakan。

“shentiweiya,wushangshentizhiweibaofa,lianggeshichennei,shentizhouweisanzhangzhe,wufadongyongrenhelingli(gaijinengkesuishentijingjietishengertisheng)!”

无法动用任何灵气?

neiyishun,qinlingyunzhendeyangtoukuangxiaole。

bujinruci,tagengshifaxianlezheixitongdenitianzhichu!

wushangshenti,zhuzaitianxia,zhongshengjingweiguifushita,tiandiganenjingyangyishita!

qinlingyunmingbaile,xiuxingxianxiuxin,erzhiyaotarenyinweizijichanshengqingxuqifu,douhuibianweitadewushangshenli。

zhenhan,fennu,xiunao,haipa,jingwei……yiqieqingxu,jiekehuazuotadewushangshenli!

neiyike,qinlingyunyibiezaibiedeyangtoukuangxiao,zhongyubaofale!

erqueaoxueyebeizheituruqilaidekuangxiaoshenghedaole,zhijianjianqiyizhan,suijiqueqiaolianbinghan。

ququyigedazadizi,jiusuanzijibuchushou,jiupingdiweihuti,tadoubukenengpengdaozijidejifu!

“zhuangfengmaisha?neijiurangnizhendebianchengshazi。”

qinlingyunwenyan,jingzhizhukuangxiao,huanhuantaitou,zuijiaoweiyang。

“niyoumeiyoutingshuoguo,shenmejiaosanshinianhedongsanshinianhexi,moqishaonianqiong!”

queaoxueyileng,napashichixiaoyewubimiren。

莫欺少年穷?

“shuodeniqingnian、zhongnian、laonian,jiunengfuyiyang,bendikebushizaihuaqianyangnanchong。”

男宠?

qinlingyunturanxiaole,tabuzaihoutui,fanerzhanqileshen,angshoutingxiong,zhishizhequeaoxue。

queaoxuebeijingdejiaoquyizhan,dansuijiquelengdandeningjujianqi。

“xiangsi,jiuzaiwangqianyibu。”

qinlingyunbubujinbi,kaiwanxiao,wushangshentixitongzaishou,tajintianjiushiyigezi,zhuang!

“nanchong?woqinlingyun,yinggaishinilaogong!”

“shuonihaokan,niyaochuoxiawodeyan,shuonibuhaokan,nijiuyaosharen!”

“nizijimeiyoujingzime?niyaoshichoubaotianji,wogangcaijiuxiexiushule!”

“wenwenwen!nimennvrenshibushitiantiandouzheimewuliao!nitinghao,hewomayiqixueyouyongqu!gongzikawozijinazhe!wozuofannijiushuawan!haizi……genwoxing!!!”

zheiyishengshengnuhou,rangqueaoxuechedilengzhule,shenzhidoubuzhijuedehoutuijibu。

suiji,queshidiweibaoyong!

zheijiahuo,jingranganfanwenziji!

haishuodehaoxiangshitakanshangzijiyiyang!

tanandaobuqingchuzijidediweime?

shenmehetamayiqixueyouyong,haiyougongzika……

queaoxuebudongzheixie,danrangtashuawan……

zuikeedeshi,zheijiahuohaixianghezijishenghaizi?!

erjiuzaiqueaoxuezhennuwubiandetongshi,qinlingyunqueyuelaiyuepengzhangle。

yinweinaohainei,xitongdetishibuduan。

“laizinvdiqueaoxuedefennuwushangshenli+257……”

“laizinvdiqueaoxuedefennu+999!”

“死!”

dangxitongdezuihouyishengtishiluobishi,queaoxuedejianqiyebaoyongerlai。

danjiuzaicike,qinlingyunxiaole。

神体威压,临!

“噗通……”

yishunjian,jianqixiaosan,puruqinlingyunhuailide,shiqueaoxueneixiangruanweiliangdejiaoqu……

“你!?”

阙傲雪慌了!

tadediyifanyingshi,nanbucheng,shiwanmozongdedirenfaxianletachengqindemimi!

bujinjilezheijiahuotianxianghuandejieyao,haijilenengfengyintajingjiede……

queaoxuezhijuedeshoujiaowuli,tabuxiangxin!yitadeshili,xuanqidalubukenengyounengfengyintaxiuweideshouduan!

erganshouzhelouzhuzijideqinlingyun,queaoxuegengshibuduanzhengzha。

“wowanmozongsuiyimoziweiming,kecongbucengxingbeibizhishi!jiusuanshizayidizi,yejizuqiancai,ziyuanquliu!”

“weishenmeyaochilibawai!?”

“laizinvdiqueaoxuedechouhen+999!”

qinlingyundangshijiujingle,zheishiduodadechou?

erqiechilibawaishishenmeluanqibazaode?nandaowohaiyouqingren?

“woqinlingyun,zenkenengshineizhonghuaxinzhiren。”

danshi,yixiangdaoqueaoxueduidaizijidetaidu,qinlingyunjiubunengrenle。

hekuangshentiweiya,zhiyoulianggeshichen,queaoxuezhenyaoshata,zhishichizao。

taqinlingyun,ningdangfengliugui,yejuebudangzhuixu!

xiangdaoci,qinlingyunyibalouzhuqueaoxuerouruowugudeliuyao,zuijiaoweiyang。

“laopo,qishi,nizuihaokanle,jiushixiongledian。”

“suoyilaogongjintianjiujiaojiaoni,woqinlingyundelaopogaishizenyangde!”

“你,你敢……”

“bendishaleni!!!”

qinlingyunyiyaoya,nvdiyoudangruhe?

neiyitian,qinlingyunpiaopiaoyuxian……

laiziqueaoxuedechouhen+999……

laiziqueaoxuedefennu+999……

ganshouzheshentidejianyi,qinlingyunbujinxiangdaoyijujingdiantaici……

dangshi,neibajianlitadehoulongzhiyoulingdianlingyigongfen,danlianggeshichenzhihou,zheibajiandezhurenyidinghuiaishangziji。

zuihou,lingqinlingyunyigeduosuodeshi,jingshixitongtixingziji,laiziqueaoxuedexiuse+20……

这是,渐入佳境了?