第1章 如果能重来,我不穿古代

“haoehaoehaoe……”

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“我不吃……”

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导演呢?

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“ge,biekanle,jiusuannisile,tayebuhuilaikanniyiyande。”

“不可能。”

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我命由我不由天!

yunyehenqilailianzijidousha。

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完美!

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“yewazi,zheiniantouyouzhouhejiubucuole,nihaixiantasou?”

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哥好像变了。

yiqianshidoufuzuishizixin,xianzaibianchengchoudoufuzuidaozixinle。

“ge,niyaozenmejiejue?”

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“哥,你去哪里?”

“woqucunlibaodianjinbi。”

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突然。

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「huanyingyunjiaoshoulilinhuangxing,zhidaomorifeitushidaidenongyejishu。」

「yiweininbangdingliangshendingzhide“feitushennong”xitong,qingzhuyichashouxinshoudalibao。(*^__^*)」