zheiliangtianzhurongsuanshitoudoudale，zijishiyuelaiyuemobuqingzijianeizundafodexinsile。
shuochuquzijishiheheyoumingqishizongcai、dingliuyingdidejingjiren，duoshaorenshangganzhebajie。danshishishishangsheizuodelezheiweiyedezhu。
zuotianyijuyaoshangzongyi，zijiyiyemeishui，maozulejing，yunyongyiqieshouduanshaixuanleshihetazheigekaweidezongyibenziyoujianfaguoqu，jieguozheiweiyekandoubukan，zhijielailejubuxing。
zheidouyishangwule，zijibayulequanzuijinzhengzaibochude、jijiangbochudeyijizhengzaizhunbeichouhuadezongyijiemudoubalagebiandoumeizhaodao。
zuokankanbuxing、youkankanbuxing。
真的难为死人了！
shizaibuxing，tajiuzhinengxiangbanfachoubeigexinzongyile，fanzhengsheinengzoutajiazheigeyirencaidaqicu，zuibuquedejiushiqianle。
jiuliantadoubuzhidaozheimedagezongcaiweishenmeyaolaichuangyulequan。
yankantoufayuediaoyueduo，zhurongpoguanziposhuai，yigedianhuajiqimushuaileguoqu，tadaodixiangwenwenzheizuzongdaodishiyaoganshenme！
qimukanhenianniandezhibozongyi，qiahaokandaotabaobaocpujiemuzuni，yigedianhuadaduanletadeshixian。
meitouzhoulezhou，zhijieguaduan。
过了一会。
baji！guankanshipindeshixianzaicibeidaduan，yikan，haishizhurong。
qimuheileyanmou，zheicishenchuqudeshouzhimeizaiguaduandianhua，ershidianjiletonghuajian。
“说！”
zhurongbenlaijizandeyongqi，tingjianzheilengliechongmanhanqideshengyin，‘ciliu’yixiajiugenchongpodeqiqiuyiyang，shuijuesandeganganjingjing。
“neige～qizong，muqianquanzilimiannengzhaodaodezongyibenzidouzaizheilile，ninshiyaoshenmeyangde？shizaibuxing，zanzijinongyige？”
ai～sheizuojingjirennengzuochengzijizheiyangde！beiweia～
wenyan，qimuweiweidiledixiae，gujiefenmingsuiyideqiaojizhezhuomian，shengyinmanbujingxinlaileyiju：“buyong，wokanyougejiao《baifenbaiguanjia》bucuo。”
啥玩意？
zhuronghuaiyizijideerduoshibushichulewenti，baifenbaiguanjia？neigewangbopingtaiweilepengzijiyirendezongyi？
tazheigedazongcai！dayingdiyaoquwangbo？
zhurongjuedezijideerduokendingshichulewenti！
buxinxiedeyouwenleyiju：“nishuodeshishifanqieneigewangbozhiboshenghuoleizongyi？”
“嗯！”
dedaoqueren，zhurongganjuezijideshijieheianle，zijizaodezheishishenmenie！
zheimeduodapaizongyijiemubuqu，quwangbo！
zheishitaxiangbukai，haishiwoxiangbukai！
meibanfa，geboningbuguodatui，tashineigedatui，zijishigegegebo。
zhengdasuanguaduandianhuaqulianxijiemuzujieqia，jiutingjiandianhuaneibiandezuzongyoutileyigeyaoqiu，jiushizhicanyudisanqi，yejiushizuihouyiqideluzhi。
zhurongyijingbuxiangwenweishenmele，xinrusihuidegualedianhua。
buguotabuhaoqi，yizhizaipangbianquanchenglingtingdewangzhuli，keshihaoqidaojiale。
jiuzijideguancha，zongcaizhendeyaoquzhaofurenyiqilujiemu，kendingshiyuekuaiyuehao，zenmefanerzhiluzhizuihouyiqini？
“zongcai，weishenmebujinkuaiqu？”
ditoujiangshenshangganggangyinweibaozhashangkouerchangkaidechenshanzhenglihao，kanzhewangzhuliqiuzhiruokedeyanshen，nandehaoxinqing，youzaiyouzaidehuidao：“jietahuijia！”
shuobanaguogangbeizijibaizaiyipangdeshouji，zhongxinzuozaishafashangkanqilezhibo。
这边
henianniansirenshangjishimaileyugan、yuwangdengyixiliebushaobuyudeshebei。
huibuhuiyongbuzhongyao，zhongyaodezaiyudeyou！
sirenquanfuwuzhuang，shenzhezhuanyedebuyufu，chuandaizhengqidechuxianzairuodadeyutangqian。
【niannianjiayou！aoliji！】
【yanyanjiayou！baohuhaoziji，biebeishuilidedongxihuashangle！】
【xiaoyunyun！dengnideyu！】
【loushangdenizaixiangpichini，lianjiekeshibendirencainengxiadan。】
【huifuloushang：biejidue～jiejiebendiren，daoshihoushangmentihuo，xianmusinimen！desejpg】
【lairen！jitachachuqu！fennujpg】
【qianqian～haoxintenga～womenqianqianxianglaixiaogongzhushenmeshihouganguozheige！】
【zenmezheizhibojianyouhunjinlaizheimeduoqiqiguaiguaidedongxi。】
【gaoxiao！nanbuchengmourenshenglaijiushizijihuichifan？】
【chachuqu，ganjinchachuqu，pohuaizhibojianqifen！】
……
henianniansirenxingshichongchongfenpeihaoxiaozu，lianggenvshengdiaoyuzu，lianggenanshenglaoyuzu。
kexianshishicankude，dengbamailaidesuoyoudeshebeijibenshangkuaiyongwanle，yulengshiyidianmeilaozhe，zuihouhaigaodemantouhan。
jiulianxianglaizhuyixingxiangdechengyanhebaiqianyinyuekeyikanjiantuozhuangle。
zheixiaogongzhunalinengshoudele。
dangjijiuliaojuezile！badaizaishoushangmailaizhuayudepishoutaowangdixiayireng。
“不干了！”
buzhidaocongnagedoulitaochuyigesuishenxiaohuazhuangjingzikaishishoushifaxing。
chengyanlianseyeyouxiebuhaokan，danyinweizijishinande，caimeiyouxiangbaiqianneiyangsapo。
heniannianhefuyunjiangrenyeyouxieqinei。
yankanzhemashangxiawusandianle，haiyidianjinzhanmeiyou，taidiurenle。
heniannianchuizhetouyongjiaojiantiletipangbianbenlaidasuanzhuangyudetong，chulejigexiaoyumiaoerhejigenshuicaowai，yiwusuoyou。
zheishihouhenianniankaishixiangnianyuanzaitaguodeqimu，yaoshitazaijiuhaole。
youlaogongzaikendingnengxing，bijingshinanzhu，zhuayuzheidianxiaoshikendingnanbudaota。
zheiliangnangonggouxiyaode，yikanjiubuxing！
fuyunkanleyipangditoudeheniannian，jinlejinshoulideyuwang。
zhuantouyouchaochitanglizouqu。
【buduijing，buduijing，fuyunxiaogegekanxiaojiejiedeyanshenbuduijing？】
【zenmehuishi？zheiliangrenyanshenlasi～yiqianrenshi？】
【wojiushuoma，zheijiarenjueduiyoumaoni，cpganshizu……】
【磕了磕了～】
【yaowoshuohaishiwojiafuyunxiaogegejili，doushinanren，chengyanshizaishibutaixing！】
【qishiwozaojiuxiangshuole，ouxiangbaofutaizhong！】
【shenmejiaoouxiangbaofutaizhong？womenjiachengyanmingmingshileilehaobuhao！nimeikantayizhishizuimailideneige？】
【shuowomenjiachengyan，nizenmebushuobaiqianni！dajiadouzaiganhuo！jiutahaizaizhaojingzi！】
【womenjiazhaojingziguannishenmeshi？nipazijidouchoudebuganzhaojingziba！】
……
zhibojiansanjiafensiqiajia，chaoderehuochaotian，queturanbeiyishengjinghudaduan。
“nianniannikan，shiyu！”
wenyan，heniannianlimapaoxiashoulideyugan，couguoqu。
“真的是鱼！”
fuyunyishuaitou，desedao：“zenmeyang！bucuoba！”
heniannianlianmangbilegedashouzhi。
zheishichengyanhefuyunyeguolaile，kanleyuwanglideyu，shunshiyexinxinbeizeng。
fuyunjiandanshuoleyixiaganggangzijidecaozuo，chengyanyeyouyangxueyang，danshishilejici，haishishibai，meibanfa，zhinenggenlianggenvshengyiyangyongyudou。
yikaishibaiqianhaibuxiangxiashui，niuniunienielaobantian，chengyanhehenianniandoulaoleliangtiaoxiaoyu，zheigunianghaizaianbiankanzheni。
“haidexiaqu！deduozanga。wozheimeijiahainengyaoma！”
“zheikeshi1000kuaixinzuodemeijia！”
henianniantingjianledangmeitingjian，tapazijiyikaikourenbuzhuduiren，daoshihousunlinyoudefengle。
erfuyunyagenbuxiangli，xinxiangzheiqianjindaxiaojiexialaipabushilaitianluande。
kantamenliangdoubuqu，chengyanmeibanfa，zhihaoguoqu。
burandaoshihouwangyouhaishuotamensaguyigulitani。
zouguoqu，youyadeyishenshou。
“xialaiba，waimianchuanxiefanghufude，meiguanxi。”
baiqiandunshishuangjiafeihong，niuniunieniedejiangshoudiguoqu。
kantaxialai，dengtazhanwen，chengyanlimasongleshouditoulaoyu。
baiqianjianzhuangyebuhaoyisi，nazheyudou，xuezhedouyu。
yushizhibojianlizhongrenjiukanjiansirenwanzheshenzixiaoxinyiyisawang、douyu。
【zheiyuzhenmailai，wodoubuhaoyisichile～】
【nandaojiumeirenfaxian，chulefuyunwai，qitasangerendougenzuozeiyiyang。】
【别说，还真像！】
【xiangjileditieshangkanyeyekanshouji！】
【hahaha，duosunnanimen。】
……
youyijiuyouer，youlekaitou，youlefangfa，shunjianjiukuaiqilaile，buyihuiliangtongyujiumanle。
mingtiandezhibodelianjiezongsuanyouluoshile。
sigerenkesuanshisonglekouqi。
youlaoleyihui，jiantianseshizaikanbuqing，sirencaidadaohuifu。
wohuiqudelushangsirendouleidegouqiang，suibianbalaliangkoujiugezihuifangxiuxi。
nadaoshoujiheniannianyijingleidebuxiangshuohua。
xizaodeshihou，yanjingdoukuaizhengbukaile，danxinzijiyihuidaochuangjiushui，heniannianhaishiqiangchengzhejingshen，diankaiqimudeliaotianjiemian。
“laogong～jintianxiangwolemei～”
“jintianhaoleie～wogennishuo，wozhualehaoduoyu！”
“wojiniliuyitiaozuidade～huiquzuojinichihaobuhao～”
“laogong～wohaoxiangni～nishenmeshihouhuilaiya～”
“laogong，yaoshinizaijiuhaole，nikendingyoubanfayixiazijiunengbudaohaoduoyu，jiubuyongzheimeleile。”
“jintiannihaimeihanlaoponi～”
“hanbaobaoyexing，woaiting～”
diannaoqian，qimuyibiankandaohenianniantuozhepibeideshenququweishengjiandeshenying，shoulilichuanchutayishengshengsajiaozhongdaizheleidemingxianmeiyouliqishuohuadeshengxian，neishuangjunmeizhoudedoukuainengjiasicangyingle。
tingwantadeyuyin，qimulianmanganqiyuyinjian。
henkuai，neidichenzhongdaizhecixingyuwenroudeshengyinchuanjinlehenianniandeerduoli。
“laopo，wohenkuaijiuhuiqule，jinidailehaoduoliwu。”
“baobaoxinkule，laogongpeizheni，hongnishuijue。”
“laogongkandaole，kandaonizhualehenduoyu，baobeizhenlihai。”
说到做到。
denghenianniancongyushihuidaowoshi，limaguanlemaiheshexiangji。
shuliandebashoujichongshangdianfangzailierbianbuyuandeweizhi，quebaozijifanshenbuhuiyadao，younengbaozhengzijinengtingjianshengyin。
yushiwangzhulijiugenjianleguiside，kanzhezijiazongcai，buzhidaocongnachouchuleyibenyouershuimianduwu，duizheshoujiyiziyijukaishinian。