第1章

wojiaotuxiaoxiao,yigeshenghuozaipoxiangzilidexiaoqigai。

turanyoutian,jiangjunfudedaxiaojiezhaoshangwo,wenwoyuanbuyuanyihetajiaohuanrensheng。

我傻眼了。

taqueshuo,qishitashizhongshengde。

shangyishi,wojiulewuhuangzideming,taduiwoqinggenshenzhong,dengjihoubianyingworugong。

sheizhiyinlaileqitafeipindejidu,jiangwohaisi。

wosihou,wuhuangzitongbuyusheng。

linqingyuekudelihuadaiyu:“nishitadecishengzhiai,nizouhou,tajiuzhinengshouzheshubuqingdemeiren,guduyisheng。”

啊这……

linqingyuelazhuwodeshou:“zheibeizi,woyexiangtihuiyixiabeitaaideziwei。qiuqiuni,hewojiaohuanba。”

wodiantourudaosuan:“niqianwanbiefanhui!”

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zhanzaijiangjunfumenqian,wohaiyouxiehuanghu。

wogangdayinglelinqingyue,zaizhengyanshi,jiubianchengletademoyang。

linqingyueshuo,tabangdingleyigejiaoxitongdedongxi。

danshijiaohuanzhinengyouyici,huanguojiubunenggaile。

“xiaojie,nizenmezaizheier,laoyefurenzhaodenihaoxinkua!”

wohaimeifanyingguolaini,jiubeiyigeyahuanlazhejinlefu。

qishilaidelushang,wohaishiyoudianhaipade。

bijinglinqingyueganggangyizhijiwodaokushui,shuotadefumushiruheduitabuhaode。

haiyaobitajiajizijibuxihuanderen。

chenggongzaiwoxinliyingzaoleyiduigongmuyechadexingxiang。

keshiwozoujinfuzhong,limabeiyanqiandemeijingzhenhanzhule,lianhaipadouwangjile。

wozheibeizidoumeijianguozheimeduodetingtailouge!

chanchandexiaoxi,shenzhihaiyouchengpiandezhulin,zheiyushuoshuxianshengzuizhongdetaoyuanxianjingyouyoushenmequbie?

“xiaojie,xiaojie?”wobeijiaohuileshen。

yahuanbigongbijingzhanzaiyibian:“laoyefurenjiuzailitou,taozhibufangbianjinqule,ninqing。”

wotaitouwangleyiyan,yansucumeidedajiangjun,haiyouyongronghuaguidejiangjunfuren。

qichanghaoqiang,worenbuzhusesefadou。

wogangtajinwuzi,menjiucongshenhoubeiguanshangle。

“peng”deyisheng,hedewolianmangxiagui。

zaole,buhuishiyaoduiwojiafasihouba。

“dieniang,nverzhicuole!”wobishangyanjingzhandouzheshuodao。

fanzhengbuguantamenweishenmeshengqi,xianrencuozaishuo。

sheizhidao,yidaodaizhekuqiangdenvshengzaiwoerbianxiangqi,yishuangwennuanyoulideshouyelimajiangwofuleqilai。

“kuaiqikuaiqi,yueer,nizhongyuyuanyijiaowomuqinle。”

抬起头,我懵了。

woniangweishenmeliuzheyanlei,wodieyigedananren,weishenmeyeyankuanghonghongdeyangzi?

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jingguoyifanduihuawocaidezhi。

yuanlailinqingyueyaojiajiwuhuangzi,jiangjunhefurenbutongyi。

suoyitayiqizhixiahaojiniandoumeihanguo“dieniang”。

jiangjunzhanqilai,zoudaowomianqian,yuzhongxinzhangdao:

“zanmenjiashouwobingquan,shizaibunengyuhuangjialianyina,fouzewolinjiabiranhuibeihuangshangjidan……”

woniangdengletayiyan,daduandao:“haohaode,niyoutizheigeganshenme。”

woxinxialeran,zheiduanhuajiangjunyidingshuojilinqingyuehaoduocile,dantajiarenxinqie,genbentingbujinqu。

wolianmangdao:“nverxiangtongle,zhiqianshinverbudongshi,wanghouzaiyebuhuishuoyaojiajiwuhuangzile。”

weilegesuweimoumiandenanren,paoqijiangjunfuderonghuafugui?buzhidanga。

tingdaowodechengnuo,woniangdangjijiukudegengmengle。

tacalecayanlei,jiangwodeshouwojin。

lianwodieyelaoleizongheng:“xiangtongjiuhao,xiangtongjiuhaoa!chuquehuangjia,zheishijianduoshaonanlang,nidoukeyijinqingtiaoxuan,tangruotaganbucong……diejiuchubingbatabanghuilai!”

wobeitadeyifanhuadouxiaole:“buyonglediedie,nverzhixiangzaijiahaohaopeinimen,buxiangjiarendeshi。”

sheizhitingdaozheihuahou,dienianggengjiagandongle。

wodiegengshidashouyihui:“lairenna,bayucideneiyixianghuangjin,quanbubandaoxiaojiedeyuanzili!”