第四章 两个白痴

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“asixiongdi!tingshuonichenglewangyedexiaosila?”zhufengjiaodeqinqie,yidiandoubujianwaidezaiyutongpangdunxia,shuangshoubazaiyutongshang,xiangzhihashiqiyiyantianzhelian,“neiyihou,zanmennengyiqigongshila!”shuoba,haichongzheasizhalezhayan。

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kexianzai,anyingyezai,yutonglideshuiqingzheni,suishuozheishentinianjihaixiao,gaifayudedifangyedouhaimeifayuqilai,ke,beiqiaodaolezongshibuhaode!

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zhufengzhalezhayan,“wozhidaoa!dajiadoushinanren,bubijianwai。”

不见外?

他倒是自来熟!

asibishangyan,shenxiqi,youshishenxiqi,zhongjiuhaishimeinengrenzhu,yishengnuhe,“gunchuqu!”

zhufengbeiheleyitiao,mangzhanqishen,duishangasiyaochirendeshuangyan,lianshangdexiaoyiyegenzheshoulianleqilai,“zhei,zheishishanghaodeshangyao,ni,ninalishanglenalicacajiuxingle。wojinifangzhuoshanga!”shuoba,zheicailazheanyingkuaibuzoule。

“guaiguai,zheiasixiongdikanzhexiao,piqidaoshitingdale。”

“叫你别来。”

“woyeshixiangtaogejinhuma!”

errenshuozhebianzoule,liuxiaasiyigerendaizaiyutongli,shuangquanjinwo,xiongkoujuliedeqifuzhe。

zheilianggebaichi,meiguanmen!