第3章

mianduiyouhuo,wohaishihenyouguqidigualedianhua。

guyuankanwoxinqingbujia,zouguolaiguanqiediwen:「zenmele?」

「meishi,wobalaolaotaotaode。」

wolouzheta,sajiaodao:「guyuan,womenyidingyaojiabeinuli,zuochubimohuangjiagenghaochidedangao!」

「ng?」guyuanjingyadiwangzhewo。

「nihaibuzhidaoba,maixiadangaodiandeneigerenyexinggu!dantakemeinihao,niyoushuaiyounuli,erneigexinggudejiushigeershizu!」

guyuandeliansezenmexingrongni,youdianyiyannanjindeganjue!

taxiaoxinyiyidiwenwo:「yiyi,nizenmeduiershizuneimeyoudiyi?」

zaonianjianbushiliuxingyijuhua:ningkezuozaibaomacheshangku,yebuyuanzuozaizixingcheshangxiao。

zheihaizipabushizhengdanxinwoxianqitaniba?

yushi,womangdao:「duia,wozuitaoyanzheizhongfuerdaile!nibuzhidao,wozaiwomenjiudianjianguodeyouqianren,youxiezhenshibaofahudelian,xiaozhangdebudele,haimeilimao,haiburuwomenzheixie……qinqinkenkendeqiongrenni,duiba?」

woshishuyuyouxiezhiwai……

guyuanweiweihanshou,xinshizhongzhongdibafangzaihuaizhonghairehudebaozinachulaijiwo。

「真香啊!」

bieshuo,zheibaozigedapiboxianerduo,libianxiaren、niurou、xianggu……meicichidoubuyiyang。

「zheibaozizainaermaide,genwozaiwaibianmaidebuyiyang。」

guyuanlengleyixia,yandishanguoyisihuangluan:

「zheishiwomenjia……jiarenzuode。」

worenbuzhushuqidamuzhi,kuazandao:「wa……shinimamahaishi***?shouyihaolihaia!」

顾源但笑不语。

……

yiqichiguozaofan,womengeziqushangban。

zhongwuxiuxishi,womayedalaidianhua:

「baobei,huijiaba,zaiwaimianzufangnayouzhuzijiafangzihaoa?woyijingpipingguonibale,taya!dangshijiubugaineiyangshuoni。」

womahaiyiweiwohaizaishengwobadeqi,suoyibukenhuijia。

qishiyebuwanquanyinweizheiyigeyuangu。

woyezhidaozijishenmedexing,guanlizijihaixing,guanligongsijieshoujiaye,keraolewoba。

zuizhongyaodeshi,beibamahehuleershiduonian,woyexiangtiaochushushiquankankanzijinengfouziligengsheng。

benlai,wozaizuoyanjiushengdebishe,yemeixiangzhangqidangfuwuyuan。

danguyuansuanshiwojihuazhongdebianliang。

yanxiakanlai,lianaidetan,fuwushengdezuo,jiashihuibulele。

谁让我喜欢人家呢!

「ma,nibiequanwole!youkonghaiburuquanquanwoba,erqietoutougaosuni,woxianzaiyijingyouxihuanderenle!」

「a?zhende?zhangshenmeyangzi?duodale?jiazainali?fumudoushiganshenme?」

我:「……」

zheizhangpozui,zenmeshenmedouwangwaishuoa!

「ma,woyaoshangbanle,bushuoleha!」

「yiyi,nishenmeshihoutandenanpengyouya?biebuhaoyisi,genmamashuoshuobei!」

guaduandianhuahou,wohenbudeshanzijiliangbazhang。

shuoshenmebuhao,feishuozijiyounanpengyou。