第2章
xiangdangchuzijiyigeyueliuqiansandegongzi，waimianjieqiandoudejitahuaqiqianxiaofei，duitachaojihao，shenzhibiduizijidefumudouhao。
quanshijiedoukeyishuozijibuhao，weidutabuxing。
jibianzheiyang，tadoubumanzu。
xianqizijiqiong，genbierenpaole。
paoyejiupaole，zuiqimazhaogehaodeba？
zhangtianyuyenengzhufuta，pianpiandegenyige**paole，tadejiejunengyoushenmehaoxiachang？zheiyangdenanrenquenvrenma？
niduibuqizijiyejiusuanle，hailaichaofengziji，liangxinbuhuitongma？
xinhandezhangtianyudandandehuidao：“haixing，nengjieshoudele。”
“nengshoudele？jiupingnineidiangongzi，buchibuhexuyaolianggeyue，ninashenmeshou？daikuanshouma？zhidaowoweishenmeyaolikainima？”linxiaolvlengxiaozhewendao。
weishenme？yinweinipo？yinweinibudongdeganen？yinweinibushoufudao？
kanzhemianqianzheigelvcha，zhangtianyuraoyouxingqudeshuodao：“yinweiwomeitayouqian？”
“dui，yinweiniqiong，budongdeshangjin，diaoerlangdang，shenmeyebushi！nanrenmeiqian，jiubieshuonvrenxianshi。”
maosicongzanliangfenshouhou，wohaoxiangduiwairenconglaimeitiniyigeziba？laiwozheizhaoshenmecunzaigan？
zhangtianyubingbuyuanyijiangbushangrendehuashuojitating，bijingcengjingxiangaiguo，yeyouyiduanzhenxinweibicihaoguoderizi。
“wojinwosuonengdeduinihaoguo。”zhangtianyufaxianzijiciqiongle，mianduitadeshihou，nantingdehuahaishibuyuanyishuo。
“nidesuonengjiushiyigeyuejiwohuajiqianjiushiduiwohaole？woxiangyaomaigeshouji，nidoudefenqimai，gengbieshuomingpaibaobao，haodehuazhuangpinle，nikankanwodeneixiejiemei，tamendenanpengyouyouduomechongtamen，yigeyuejiwanjiwandehua，yanjingdoubuzhayixia，nizaikankanni。”
“nideneixiepengyouaimuxurong，niyiqianbushizheiyangzide，gentamendouxuehuaile，sanguandoubuzhengle。”
“likainizhenshiduide。”
“nishuoleneimeduo，wufeijiushiyidian，womeiqian，jincieryi。”
qianqianqian，tingdaoqianzheigezi，zhangtianyujiuxinfan。
lianggerenzaiyiqi，nandaobushiyinweiganqing，shiyinweiqianma？
qianzheigedongxiduiyulaishuo，jiushizuirongyidaoshoudedongxi。
“nvrensheiduitahao，tajiugensheizou，zheigehao，zhidejiushiqian。”
jiuzaizheishi，linxiaolvdexianrennanyoulitianyimaibuzoulai，fulefujinsiyanjing，yilianchaofengdao：“wobiniyouqian，zainiyanligaobukepandenvshen，zaiwoyanlijiushishuizhewandewanju。”
“aiyalaogongnihaohuai，zheimeshuorenjia。”
rangzhangtianyumeixiangdaodeshilitianyishuochuzheimewurutadehuale，tafeidanmeishengqi，fanerhaigentasajiao？xiaofenquanbutingdichuitaxiongkou。
zheijiaoxiutaohaodezitai，rangzhangtianyuyizhenyane。
tazenmeyexiangbumingbai，cengjingzaizijizheiligaogaozaishang，pengzaishouxindebaobei，zenmezaibierenneilijiushenmeyebushile？
wojinidangtiangou，nifanerjibierendangtiangou？
这是最侮辱人的！
“nihenyouqianma？”zhangtianyushuangshoufadou，qiangrenzheneixinxiangyaobaozoumianqianzheiduigounannvdechongdong，hongzheyanjingwendao。
jibiantadepiqizaihao，yerenbuzhule。
“wolaogongbuganshuoduoyouqianba，zhangtianyu，nibamajiashangni，jiushijibierenzuoniuzuoma，zainineigepoyiyuanlidayibeizigong，zhuandeqiandoumeiyouwolaogongdaiwokaifangyiwanshangxiaofeidelingtouduo，dongme？”linxiaolvdehuaruzhencigu，lingrenhanxin。
niyaoshizenmeshuowo，huoxudounengjieshou。
danniwuruwodefumu，jueduijieshoubule。
“我们比比！！”
“wolaogongxianzaishibingchengxiangfangdiyizongyiyuanxinneikezhuren，nizenmebi，nashenmebi？chaifangzimaidinidoubibushangtashenshangdeyigenmao！”linxiaolvshuowan，tananpengyoudexiabadoukuaiyangdaohounaoshaole！
litianyisuozaideyiyuan，haochengyishujiexueyuandetiantang，shisuoyourenqiongjiyishengsuoxue，zuomengdouxianglaidaodedifang。
erlitianyi，nianjiqingqingbiannengzuoshangzhurendeweizhi，queshiyouaorendeziben。
fanguanzhangtianyudeyiyuangentayibi，yigetianshang，yigedixia。
“ganbuganbi？”zhangtianyuzaiyerenshoubule，lenglengdewendao。
“keyi。”litianyidandanyixiao：“chengnianrenzhijian，yaomebicaili，yaomebiyishushangdeshili，nishuobishenme？”
“lianggedoubi！”zhangtianyushuodao。
“meiwenti，xiazhouliu，shenshijituanzongcaishenxingyuejianghuizaibenshijubanyichangyishujiedebisai，tagongsidegongzhonghaodaoshihuizuoquanchengzhibo，bisaiqianyigexiaoshi，sheishitadebangyidage，sheijiuyingxiadiyiju，ranhouwomenzaibiyishushangdedierju，ruhe？”
bicaili，xiangdoubuyongxiang，litianyidanshisuibiannachuyizhangkadelingtoujiunengwanbaozhangtianyu。
taduandingzhangtianyubuganjie。
“nijiuzheimeganbaozhengnibiwoyouqian？”zhangtianyumizheyanjingwendao。
“ngheng，nikanwobaobeierzaijisheichangzhengfuni。”litianyidesedezailinxiaolv**shangningleyiba，redehouzheyizhenjiaoxiushuotaoyan。
“wojiele，ruguonishule，woyaonilikailinxiaolv，zhongshengbudequta，buzhunjitayimaoqiandefenshoufei！”
shangxuedeshihoulaoshijiujiaoguoziji，nanrenzaizheigeshijieshangyouliangdachoubixubao。
shafuzhichou，duoqizhihen！
yuanbenzhangtianyubingbuxiangyutamenyourenhejiaoji，kepianpiande，mianduitamendeduoduobiren，renwukeren，jirannixiangziquqiru，neiwochengquannimen。
“hahaha，jie，laogong，nikuaitongyi，nibutongyi，wodouxiangtongyile。”linxiaolvjiuxiangshitingdaotiandadexiaohuaqilai：“nizhangtianyuneidianqian，bierenbuqingchu，wohaibuqingchuma，nizenmeyinga，wodebaoer！”
“那你别管。”
“yaoshiwolaogongshule，zhende，buyongtashuaiwo，wozijilinbaogun，keyaoshinishuleni？”
kankanzheijiushinvren，cengjinghaishuoxihuannulishangjindeziji。
zaiyudaogengyouqianderenyihou，bujinbazijibiandideshenmeyebushi，haitirenshuohuale？
“ruguonishule，guizaiwolaogongmianqian，jitapixietianganjing！bingkesangexiangtou，renwomenzuodiema。”
我靠，玩的这么狠。
张天宇都想骂人了。
buguotarenzhule，zhishilenglengdekanzhelinxiaolv。
kanzhemianqiandezheimingnvren，huranjiantafaxianzijihaoxiangconglaimeiyourenshiguota。
怎么会这么恶毒？
chulexinhan，bianmeiyouqitaganjue。
“你别后悔。”
“gennizaiyiqicaishiwozuihouhuideshi。”kanzhezhangtianyubuzilianglideyangzi，linxiaolvzaicishuodao：“dengzhechuchouba。”
“呵。”
zheiyici，zhangtianyushishizhendenule，tajuedingyaojiliangrenyigeyanseqiaoqiao。
dengdaotamenlianggerenlikaideshihou，zhangtianyuzhishiditounashoujizhishifaleyigeduanxin，“bawobaheikalideqianquchulai，jiyong！”
yushihu，zaiduanduanbudaoyigexiaoshideshijianli，bingchengyijizhoubiangedayinxingquanbujinrujinjizhuangtaidangzhong，shunjiantanhuan，buzaiduiwaibanlirenheyewu，yinweitamenneibudejinqianyijingtaokong！
“搞定。”
神秘短信回道。
linxiaolvalinxiaolv，nikezhidao，nicuoguodebingbushiyiyuanputongshangbandeyisheng，ershirenjianyinchaoji！wobinixiangxiangdekeyaoyouqiandeduole！！
ruguodangchulinxiaolvyaoshiyuanyizaifubufupaixingbangshang，chayixiayouqianrendequanqiupaiming，tahuiheranfaxian，zhangtianyupaizaifuhaobangshangdedisanwei！
zhikexi，shirenshifouyoufuguimingdoushimingzhongzhudingde。
daoshihoulinxiaolvfaxianzhenxiangshi，changzidoudehuiqingba？