第二章被逼相亲
liqinxiangdelianserouyankejianbiandenankanleqilai：“zhukou！nishishenmedongxi！zenmenenggenyuchenbi！”
呵，这就不装了？
wolengxiaoyishengkanxiangta，yanshenchaonong：“wodangranmeibanfagentabi，yigehunneichuguishengxialaidesishengnv，shuochuqudourangrenexin。”
“wobuhuiquxiangqinde，yaoxiangnimenniangliangkeyizijiqu，fanzheng，nimenyaobiwogengshanzhangtaonanrenhuanxin。”
liqinxiangdagaimeixiangdaowohuihurangentazheiyangzhengfengxiangdui，yishidaizhule。
zaihuiguoshen，tayaozheyaguanyangshoujiuxiangjiwoyierguang：“nijiwozhukou！”
“jiangwu！nishijuedezijichibangyingleshibushi？！yebukankanzijidemingshengdoulanchengshenmeguiyangzile，jiangmingkuanzenmeyesuanshihaomenshaoye，renjianengkanshangnijiubucuole，nihaigantiaosanjiansi！”
“neinihaijide，wodemingshenghuaichengzheiyang，shibaisheisuocime？”
wowenwenzhuazhuletadeshouwan，chaotagouqiyigelengxiao：“shibushijuedezijizuodewanquanmeiyouhenji，jiuchabudaonishenshangle？”
liqinxiangduishangwolengjinjindeyanshen，miansedunshiyouxiecangbai：“ni，nizaishuoshenme？”
wobuxiangzaigentalangfeishijian，shuaikaitajiuxiangshanglou。
xianzaibushijiechuantadeshihou，woyezanshihaimeiyouneigeshilihezhengju。
dandengdaoneiyitian，woyidinghuijiangtamenduiwozuode，douyiyihaihuiqu！
liqinxiangkanwoyaozou，miansetieqing，huranlengchiyishengdao：“nibuquxiangqin，jiudengzheniwaipobeiganchuyiyuanba，yebuzhidaoyitadeshenti，nengchengdeleduojiu。”
我猛然掐紧了掌心。
duiyuwolaishuo，waipoyijingshiwoweiyideqinrenle。
jiangjiaderendoubudaijianwo，woneigezhadiegengshihenbudebawosaodichumen，zhiyouwaipozaichuleneijianshihouhaishijianxinwoshigehaohaizi，juedewoshibeirenhaile。
keshimeiyourenxiangxinta，gengbuhuiyourenxinwo。
waiponianshiyigao，shentiyizhibuhao，quniangengshiyinweiwodeshiqinghejiangshendechaoleqilai，qidezhongfengpiantan。
zaijiashangtaxinzangyeyouwenti，xianzaiwanquanmeibanfalikaiyiyuan。
wozhuantoukanxiangta，zhiguniedefabai：“nigan！”
yaoshiwowaipochuleshi，wohuirenbuzhuyaotamendeming！
liqinxiangsihubeiwoyanzhongdelengyizhenzhule，xiayishiwanghoutuileyibu，yanshenlengji。
“buyongzheiyangkanzhewo，benlainibabajiumeiyouyangzheneilaotaipodezeren，bangtajiaoleneimeduonianyiyaofei，yijingrenzhiyijin。”
“woyanjinyuci，niyaoshibutinghua，jiushishikanhaole。”
wojinyaozheyaguandingzheta，xujiucaiyiziyidunkaikou：“hao，woqu。”
wozhijieshanglelou，zhangxinyijingbeiqiachulianggeshenshendezhijiayin。
wotairuole，xianzaidewotairuolecaihuibeiqingyinanie！
kewulunruhe，woyejuebuhuijiajineiyangyige**！
......
diertianwanshang，wobianbeijiangjiadesijisongdaoleweiyushizhongxindebaiyuehuisuo。
datingmimanzheyiguzhizuijinmideweidao，haiyoumouzhongrangrenzuooudeqing，yuqixi。
nongliedexiangshuiweizuanjinbijian，rangwoshenglixingdefanwei。
woshizhidaozheijiahuisuode，jiangmingkuanhetaneixiegehupenggouyoujingchangzaizheibianwanle，zhiqianhaishituqiangpoyigefuwuyuan，jiangrenbidetiaolouzisha。
danzuihouyezhishinaqianleshi。
womianwubiaoqinggenzhefuwuyuanzoujinbaojian，jiukanjianjiangmingkuanlouzhelianggenongzhuangyanmodenvren，zhengshangxiaqishoujiduifangguanjiu。
tayishuangduantuijiazaizhuoshang，feihoudedunancengcengdiedie，jihuyaojiangxizhuangjichengpo，yizhangdabinglianyounidefanguang，yimiqibudao，zuyouerbaijindeshencai，huoxiangshigeaipangdelajitong。
nvrenjiaoxiaozheyujuhaiying，kanjianwojinlai，lazhejiangmingkuandegebosajiao：“jiangshao，ninzenmehaijiaoleyigea？”
jiangmingkuanbunaitaiqitou，kanjianwoshi，yishuangmimiyanliuluchujingyan，biaoqingkanshangqugengjiaweisuo。
“zheimeshuilinglingdemeirener，zhiqianzenmemeijianguo？”
wogengjuedeexin，keshenhouhaigenzhejiangjiadeguanjia，weilewaipo，wobudebufuruan。
“jiangshao，woshijiangwu。”
jiangmingkuankanlewobantian，zhidaowoshenhoudeguanjiatixing，tacaixiangqilaiyaoxiangqindeshiqing，tianletianzuichunyounidaodao：“o，jiangjiade**a？haohaohao，guolaizuo，zanmenliaoliaotian。”
tazhijietuikaileshenpangdenvren。
wokanzhelajitonglidebi，yuntao，haiyoubaoxianglineigusiyouruowudeshinanhuaweidao，yecaidedaotazhiqiangenneilianggenvrenzaibaoxianglizuoguoshenme。
wosisiqiazhezhangxin，kanzheguanjiaweixiedeyanshen，haishizoujinquzuodaolejiangmingkuanshenpang，zhishibikaileneikuaidifang。
dengguanjiaguanshangmenlikai，jiangmingkuanzhigougoudingzhewo，shenshouxianglailawodeshou：“jiang**zuoneimeyuanganshenmeni？zanmenjiranyaoxiangqin，jiudeduojiechujiechuma，nizheimefangbukai，wokebutaixihuan。”
neifeiduandeshoupengdaowodeshoubei，guyizaishangmiancengleceng，rangwohunshendouqilejipigeda，fanyingfeikuaishouhuishou。
“jiangshao，woyemingshuoleba，wojuedezanmenbuheshi。”
wojinminzhechunkanxiangta，yimiaodoubuxiangzaizheiliduodai：“niyezhidaowodemingshengba？rangwozuonideqizi，zongguiyoudiangeying。”
danwomeixiangdao，jiangmingkuanyanzhongfanerxingweigengnong。
“doushuojiang**niwandekai，zaiwomianqianzhuangshenmezhen，jielienv？modouburangmo？”
tazhanqilaichaowobijin，yishuanglvdouyanshanzheyinxiedeguang，shenshoujiuyaozhuaiwodeyifu。
womianseyibai，yijiaochuaizaitaxigaishang：“gunkai！biepengwo！”
jiangmingkuanchitong，wangwolianshangshanleyierguang：“choubiao，zi！jilianbuyaolianshibushi？doubeiwanlandehuose，xiaoyewopengnishikandeqini！”
womeiguanzheta，chaoqibaojianlidepijiupingzhijiezazailetanaodaishang！
jiangmingkuanwuzhenaodaidaozaidishang，canhaodao：“ni，nixiangsishibushi！”
womeiyoulita，zhijierengxiapingzipaolechuqu。
wobuyaobeineizhongrenpeng......wobuxiangchedibeicaidaonili！
可是外婆该怎么办？
paochuhuisuo，wotanruanzaijiaoluolisesefadou，quemeiyouzhuyidaoshenhouzhanzheyidaogaodashenying，congwozoujinbaoxiangshibiandingzhewo。
tazaimenkoukanlewohenjiu，ranhouzhuanshenshanglou，yanzhongdaizhexiexuliangyi。
“jingsen？zenmehuranchuqule？”
zhoujingsenzoujinbaojian，tongtayiqidepengyouyingshanglai：“ganggangpaochuquneinvrenhaoxiangshiniyangdeneigexiaoqingrenba？zenmepaoqugenxingjiangdeyikuaile，hailalachechede。”
zhoujingsenyanshenyoulengleyidian，banshangcaidao：“buguoshigewanyi，suitaqu。”
gentadahuaneirenyuyanyouzhi。
baoxianglideqifenyouxiejiangying，banshang，zhoujingsennaqixizhuangqishen：“wohuile。”
qitarenyenengkanchutasihuyouxiebukuai，doumeishuohua。
tazouchubaoxiang，quemeiyoumashanglikai，ershimoranzoujinlejiangmingkuandebaoxiang。
henkuai，limianchuanlaikongjudeshengyin：“jing，jingye......”