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dayijunxunwan,wofangqihewaigongyiqibaifanglinguoshounaodejihui,qucanjiabanjiyoulunlvxing。

lvxingshibanshangdetiyushengqingke,xiangzhejiuqusantian,womeiyoudaitaiduodongxi。

kegangdengchuan,jiukandaoqitatongxuedoulinzhehaojipingwushengdeshui,qichuanyuyupaoshanglai。

班花冷眼质问我:

“jiunibudaishui?youlunshangkuangquanshuiguidaolipunibuzhidao?zheishidasuanyingcengwomendeshuilaile?”

“不要脸!”

woyoudianbuhaoyisi,mangjieshidao:

“baoqiana,shiwokaolvbuzhou。wodadianhuajiaojipingshuihaole。”

“buhuihetongxuemendeshuide。”

nazhidaoyixiajiutonglemafengwo。

tiyushengzhijieningkaifuwuyuansonglaideshui,daozaidishang,henhencailejixia。

“xuanfuxuandaowosijiatoushanglaile?”

“paxialai,jilaozitianganjing!”

班长劝我赶紧道歉:

“siyaozongkeshisijiajichengren,najibaiyixintuode!”

“nilianxintuozheilianggezizenmexiedoubuzhidaoba,haigentagang?”

woweiweiyayi,nachuweixingdianhuadajiwaigong:

“waigong,nandaowobushiniweiyidejichengrenlema?”

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benlaiwoshidasuanfangqizheicilvxing,genwaigongqulinguode。

bijingyoulunyijingzuoguowushucile,wogengxiangchuqujianxiashimian。

danwaigongshuochulihaotongxueguanxigengzhongyao,pianrangwocanjia。

nazhidaogangdengchuan,jiuchulezheimegeyaoezi。

wodadianhuajiaowanshui,banhuamajiajianuqiweixiao:

“zheibojinizhuangdaolea,qionggui!tianjiakuangquanshui,shuodianjiudian!”

“wokannijiushimeiqianyouxiangzhuangbi,guyibudaishuide!”

mianduizheizhonghaowugenjudecaice,womeiyoulihui。

“你误会了。”

“wojiaqunbijiaowan,meishoudaotongzhi,buzhidaozhudefangjianmeiyoushui。”

马嘉嘉却炸了。

“niyinyangguaiqishenme?neicangfangzenmele?”

“wogaosuni,yaobushisishaoqingke,nizheizhongqiongguinengdengshanghaohuayoulunma?tiaonimadetiaoa!”

我有些莫名其妙。

woduineicangfangqueshiquefalejie。

meicizuoyoulun,doushiyoutinghuitaofang,suoyouyinliaochangyin。

buxiangzheici,shizuibianyidesirenneicangfang,butigongkuangquanshui。

danwoyijinghaohaodaoqianle,hebiruciduoduobirenni。

kuangqie,woyagenmeiyoutiaotifangjiandeyisia。

buxiangbashiqingnaoda,wojixuhaoshenghaoqi:

“zheiweitongxue,dajiadoushiyigebande,deraorenchuqieraorena。”

huayingangluo,yigebaisetoufadenanshengtiaolechulai。

shouzhikuaichuojinwoyanjingli:

“shenmejiao‘zheiweitongxue’?niyanjingxiale?banhuadouburenshi?”

“junxunwutian,guangduomaokengchishiqule?”

我皱起眉。

suiranzheiweimajiajiaqueshiyoujifenzise。

dancongxiaowaigongbiangaosuwo,woshenfenteshu,buyaotongnvshengzoudetaijin。

nazhidaoshideqifan,aimuwodeyouxiunvhaiquezhiduobushao。

tamennagebushuaimajiajiajitiaojie!

我忍不住反驳:

“我眼睛好得很。”

“wutiantaiduan,jibuzhusuoyourenhenzhengchang。”

jianworucipingjing,baimaogengbaozaole:

“junxundiyitian,qitabanjidenanshengdouguolaikanmajiajia!”

“jiuliansishao,diyigeshuohuaderen,yeshita!”

“nitamasheia?bisishaohainiubi?!”

woqueshibutailejietamenkoulidezheigesishao。

danworenwei,shangdaxueshilaixuexizhishide,bushidaochubaguatarenyinside。

weiguandetongxuekanxibupataigao,fenfenqihong:

“jurankanbushangbanhua?zuizheimeying?”

“banhuakeshisishaolingyanxiangkanderen,tazheimeshuo,shizaigongranhesishaoduizhegange!”

majiajiaturanbeijiazhu,youxiexiabulaitai。

脸色红一阵白一阵。

youyulejimiao,taxinyiheng,dengzhegaogenxiedongdongpaoguolai。

mengdichaowoxigaijiushiyijiao!

“burenshinigunainaia?neijiuchangchangnigunainaidelihai!”

我一个敏捷侧身。

tachabuzhuche,shuailegegoukenni!

这可不能怪我。

wosuiranbudanvren,danyejuebuyunxurenherencaidaowotoushanglai。

“naohonghongde,ganshenmeni!”

jicudejiaobushengxiangqi,yigeheipifudezhuangshinanshengzouguolai。

kanyangzi,zheijiushichuanshuozhongdesiyaozongle。

嗯,真是个好名字。

majiajiakandaojiuxing,wadeyishengkuchulai:

“sishao!zheigeqiongguiqifuwo!”

“woxiaotuishuaipole!shuohaoheniyiqixiahaide,zheixiapaotanglewuwuwuwu!”

司耀宗愣了一瞬。

meilihuidaozaidishangdebanhua,fanerxianfenfubaimao:

“babanjimingdannajiwokanxia。”

又转向我:

“buhaoyisi,junxunjitianrenmeirenquan,nishi?”

jiantabuxiangchuanwenzhongneibanxiaozhangbahu,wolimaoxiaoxiao:

“nihao,wojiaolulangchuan。”

tadiandiantou,saoshimingdan。

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zhouqidemeitoushunjianshuzhan,henhenbamingdanzadaowolianshang!