qiaomendeshengyinhenda，suoyijingdonglehenduoren，lvguanlaobangengshijijidaomeideshuo，zaiwokaimendeshihou，tajiuyijinggandaolexianchang。
menwaishiyitiaozhangzhangdezoulang，zoulangliangcedoushifangjian，wokaimendeshihou，yixiefangmenyetongshidakaile，yonghaoqideyanguangkanxiangzheili。
laobanzhenglanzheneiqiaomenderen，worenshita，tajiaoluwei，shizhuzaigebidehuaxialvyou。
“ganshenme!”wozhijienushizheta。
shuozhende，yaozhendaqilaiwoyebupata，woxinggebijiaoyemen，jiashangjialirencongxiaojiusongwoqulianxitaiquandao，duifutazhei175zuoyoudezhongdenggeziwohaishihenyoubawo。
luwei：“rangwojinqu!”
“qiaodoumadai!liangweilengjinglengjing!”lvguanlaobanyibianlanzheta，yibianyongbiejiaodeguoyushuodao。
luweibufuqideyizhizaizhengzha：“nilanzhewoganma!”
“luwei，nidaodiyaoganshenme?”wozhidaochaonaojiejuebulewenti，woqiangpozijilengjingxialai。
“shaofeihua，woyaojinqu!”
“niyoubingma?pingshenmerangnijinlai?”woganjuezijiyijingkuairennaidaojixianle。
keshitaxiayijuhuaquerangwolengzhule。
“zhuang!haijiwozhuang!bieyiweiwobuzhidaonijiushiyigebaihe!lianggenvdezhengtianniwaizaiyiqi!
wozhidaoqianqiancongyangtaineipaoqunimenfangjianle!wojiaqianqianjiuzainifangjianliduibudui?!”
我愣住了!
zheinandeyetaibiantaileba?
woyaoshenmingyidian，woxingquxiangjueduizhengchang，erqiewogentanvpengyoujiuzhidaguoyicizhaohu!
zheizhongwunengkuangnuzhanyouyubaobiaodezhananwojianduole，yushiwolengxiaozheshuo。
“niyoubingba?nvpengyoubujianlenilaizhaowoganma?nimabujianyaobuyaoyelaizhaowo?”
luwei：“niyaoshimeizangrennirangwojinqukanyiyan!”
“pingshenmerangnijinqu?xianzaiwozhuzaizheili，niyaoganjinlaiwojiugaonibufaruqin!”
“nijiushixinxu!baqianqianhaijiwo!”
“我懒得理你!”
wodasuanzhijieguanmenbulita。
keshizheiluweixiangchicuoyaoleyiyang，fafengdejiaomazhe。
zheishizhouweiderenyekaishibaoyuanleqilai。
lvdianlaobanyeshibeinaodemeibanfale，zhinengzhanchulai。
“qiaodoumadai!liangwei!qingtinglaofuyijukehao?”
woyankanyizhirangluweinaoyebushibanfa，zhihaodiantoudaying。
laobanyoushuo：“tiantianjiang，nikendingtanvpengyoubuzainifangjianlimianma?”
wohaobuyouyujiushuo：“woyizhizaifangjianli，yaoshiyourenlaiwozenmehuibuzhidao?”
laobandianlediantou，youduiluweishuo：“luweijun，niquedingninvpengyoucongchuanghutiaodaolecongcongjundefangjianma?”
luweizhizhiwuwulebanxianghoucaishuo：“wojiaqianqiandetuoxiejiuliuzaiyangtaibianshang，lingwaiyibianjiushitadeyangtai!kendingshiqianqianweilefangbiantiaoguoqutuodiaoletuoxie!”
woyiting，lele，yuanlaimeiyouzhengju。“nizaidouwoshiba?”
“sheitmyoukongdounigenanrenpo?”
zheishihaideshilaobanchendezhuqi：“haole，liangwei，wokanzheiyang，womenxiandaoweiweijunneilichakanyixiaxianchangzenmeyang?”
wosonglesongjian：“womeiyijian。”
yushi，wojiugenzhelaobanheluweizoujinletadefangjian。
kanzhezheiluanzaozaodefangjian，lajitongshangzhuangmanleyixiezhanyouqiguaiyetidezhijin，wogandaoyizhenexin。
yebuzhidaolaobanshibushiyijingxiyiweichang，juranmubuxieshi。
womenyizhizoudaoleyangtai。
guoran，zaikaozhewoyangtaideneiyicedishangliuzheyishuangtuoxie。
“nimenkan!zheituoxiebaifangdeweizhibushiqunifangjianhainengqunali?”
“……”woyewuyule，zheitmjianzhishiguyizaizang!
laoban：“weiweijun，nikeyimiaoshuyixiadangshideqingxingma?laofuyeduguoyixiezhentanxiaoshuo，xingxukeyiweinituiliyixia。”
“dangshichangjing……woyebuzhidaoa!dangshiwoleilejiushuizhele，yixinglaijiukanjianzheiyangle!”
“gaoleileshuizheshiba?zenme?nimanzubuleninvpengyouhaiyaotachuquzhaoren?”wohaobuliuqingdechaofengta。
“你放屁!”
zheishi，laobandunlexialai。
woyehaoqidegenzhedunlexialai。
faxiandishangjurancanliuzheyixieqiguaidewuzhi……laobangengshihaobuxianqideyongshouzhualeyiba，xiangshijiaoshuibanninggudejiaoyiyang。
zheijiaodehenjixiangyitiaozhangzhangdetuohen，congdishangdaoqiangbi……yizhiyanxudaowofangjiandechuangwai。