tasuishoubachuifengjiwangwozheibianyidi:
“sumo,bulaofannile。shengdenimaoshoumaojiaodeshanglewotoufa,wolaopokebinihuisihourenduole!”
老婆?
rensheilaikan,zaizheili,sumocaixiangshitadelaopo。
wobikaita,liluodizhanqishen:“womeikong,xianzoule。”
tayibalazhuwodeshouwan,mianseyouxiebuyue:“jiwogemianzi,ng?”
“mianzi?”wolengxiaochusheng,“zhouyanxiu,tahuaizhenidehaizi,nishoushixinglizhujintajia,xianzaidaoxiangqiyaowojinimianzi?nimenyijiasankouqilerongrongdeshihou,kaolvguowodeganshouma?”
sumoxiaozhelakaizhouyanxiu,chongwozhalezhayan。
“ranran,wozhenbazhouyanxiudangxiongdide。woxinggejiuzheiyang,dadalielieguanle,nibiewangxinliqu。”
“tajiushilaizhaogubaobaode,womenchungemener,shuiyizhangchuangdoubuhuichushi,xiongdiqingyibaizaizheierni。”
shuozhetaturangouzhuzhouyanxiudexiaozhi,huanglehuang。
“yaobunijiugenranranhuiquba,woyigerennengxing,zheidianxiaoshinanbudaowo。”
“wodouwusuowei,daoshihouhaizishengxialai,nizhiguandangbabajiuxing。”
huayingangluo,taturanwuzhuzuiganouqilai。
zhouyanxiulikechongqunalailajitong,yishouqingpaizhetadebei,zhuantouduiwonumuershi。
“yeranran,nidaodixiangzenyang?zaijialibushishuohaolema!”
woxiongkoufamen,zhuanshenjiuwangmenwaizou。
gangdaodiantikou,shouwanturanbeihenhenzhuaizhu。
zhouyanxiuyonglikouzhewodeshouwan,meitoujinsuo:
“woyijingjieshiguole,sumojiushiwoxiongdi!tazhishixiangpinganshengxiazheigehaizi。”
“nixiangxiang,zheiyaoshizaigudai,wojiudeduisumofuzedaodi,bixuqutaguomen。nixianzaiyinggaiqingxing,sumogenbenmeixiangjiajiwo!”
“tayigesujiasishengnvdouyouzheiyangdegeju,nizuoweiyejiazhangnv,weilaiyeshidejichengren,jiuzheidianqiliang?”
wotaitoudengzheta,shengyinzhibuzhudifadou:
“zhouyanxiu,xianzaishishenmeniandaile?nihainagudaishuoshi?zheigengejuqiliangyoushenmeguanxi?”
yanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan,woyaozheya:
“nishijinrongxigaocaisheng,jingshiyoumingtouziguwen,woshuobuguoni……”
dunledun,wodixiatou,xieqidao:“womenfenshouba。”
leishuizazaishoubeishang,yikejieyike。
zhouyanxiumingxianzhengzhule,songkaiqianzhiwodeshou,youxiewunai:
“zheiyang,womeizhouchousantianzhaogusumo,shengxiasitiandouhuijia,xingleba?”
shuozhe,tajiazhongleyuqi:
“yeranran,zheishiwozuihoudetuoxie,buyaodecunjinchi!”
woshenshenxileyikouqi,qiangyaxiafanyongdeqingxu,pingjingdishuo:“buyongzheimemafan,fenshouhou,nitiantianpeitadouxing,jiubiezaiwozheibianlangfeishijianle。”
tasisidingzhewo,fachuzuihoudejinggao:“niqueding?”
wobieguolianbuqukanta,taishouanxiadiantianniu。
taturanlengxiaoyisheng,mengdituilewoyiba:“zuo,nijixuzuo!”
wocubujifangdibeituidehoutui,houbeizhongzhongzhuangzaiqiangshang,tengdedaochouyikoulengqi。
zhouyanxiuxianqidipielewoyiyan,zhuanshenjiuyaowanghuizou。
sumozhanzaimenkou,guyitigaoyinliang:
“zhouyanxiu,nijiubunenghaohaoshuohuama?nvhaizizuoyidianxiaoxinyanyidiancaikeai,nidehongzhebunenghou,dongbudongaxiongdi?”