第3章

tasuishoubachuifengjiwangwozheibianyidi:

“sumo,bulaofannile。shengdenimaoshoumaojiaodeshanglewotoufa,wolaopokebinihuisihourenduole!”

老婆?

rensheilaikan,zaizheili,sumocaixiangshitadelaopo。

wobikaita,liluodizhanqishen:“womeikong,xianzoule。”

tayibalazhuwodeshouwan,mianseyouxiebuyue:“jiwogemianzi,ng?”

“mianzi?”wolengxiaochusheng,“zhouyanxiu,tahuaizhenidehaizi,nishoushixinglizhujintajia,xianzaidaoxiangqiyaowojinimianzi?nimenyijiasankouqilerongrongdeshihou,kaolvguowodeganshouma?”

sumoxiaozhelakaizhouyanxiu,chongwozhalezhayan。

“ranran,wozhenbazhouyanxiudangxiongdide。woxinggejiuzheiyang,dadalielieguanle,nibiewangxinliqu。”

“tajiushilaizhaogubaobaode,womenchungemener,shuiyizhangchuangdoubuhuichushi,xiongdiqingyibaizaizheierni。”

shuozhetaturangouzhuzhouyanxiudexiaozhi,huanglehuang。

“yaobunijiugenranranhuiquba,woyigerennengxing,zheidianxiaoshinanbudaowo。”

“wodouwusuowei,daoshihouhaizishengxialai,nizhiguandangbabajiuxing。”

huayingangluo,taturanwuzhuzuiganouqilai。

zhouyanxiulikechongqunalailajitong,yishouqingpaizhetadebei,zhuantouduiwonumuershi。

“yeranran,nidaodixiangzenyang?zaijialibushishuohaolema!”

woxiongkoufamen,zhuanshenjiuwangmenwaizou。

gangdaodiantikou,shouwanturanbeihenhenzhuaizhu。

zhouyanxiuyonglikouzhewodeshouwan,meitoujinsuo:

“woyijingjieshiguole,sumojiushiwoxiongdi!tazhishixiangpinganshengxiazheigehaizi。”

“nixiangxiang,zheiyaoshizaigudai,wojiudeduisumofuzedaodi,bixuqutaguomen。nixianzaiyinggaiqingxing,sumogenbenmeixiangjiajiwo!”

“tayigesujiasishengnvdouyouzheiyangdegeju,nizuoweiyejiazhangnv,weilaiyeshidejichengren,jiuzheidianqiliang?”

wotaitoudengzheta,shengyinzhibuzhudifadou:

“zhouyanxiu,xianzaishishenmeniandaile?nihainagudaishuoshi?zheigengejuqiliangyoushenmeguanxi?”

yanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan,woyaozheya:

“nishijinrongxigaocaisheng,jingshiyoumingtouziguwen,woshuobuguoni……”

dunledun,wodixiatou,xieqidao:“womenfenshouba。”

leishuizazaishoubeishang,yikejieyike。

zhouyanxiumingxianzhengzhule,songkaiqianzhiwodeshou,youxiewunai:

“zheiyang,womeizhouchousantianzhaogusumo,shengxiasitiandouhuijia,xingleba?”

shuozhe,tajiazhongleyuqi:

“yeranran,zheishiwozuihoudetuoxie,buyaodecunjinchi!”

woshenshenxileyikouqi,qiangyaxiafanyongdeqingxu,pingjingdishuo:“buyongzheimemafan,fenshouhou,nitiantianpeitadouxing,jiubiezaiwozheibianlangfeishijianle。”

tasisidingzhewo,fachuzuihoudejinggao:“niqueding?”

wobieguolianbuqukanta,taishouanxiadiantianniu。

taturanlengxiaoyisheng,mengdituilewoyiba:“zuo,nijixuzuo!”

wocubujifangdibeituidehoutui,houbeizhongzhongzhuangzaiqiangshang,tengdedaochouyikoulengqi。

zhouyanxiuxianqidipielewoyiyan,zhuanshenjiuyaowanghuizou。

sumozhanzaimenkou,guyitigaoyinliang:

“zhouyanxiu,nijiubunenghaohaoshuohuama?nvhaizizuoyidianxiaoxinyanyidiancaikeai,nidehongzhebunenghou,dongbudongaxiongdi?”