第1章

第1章

yinlishiyuechujiu,yianzang,jizhushibuyi,baiguituibi。

我,就出生在这天。

woshengxialaideshihou,yushangle“guibopi”。

quanshenshangxiaxuelinlindelianyikuaipidoumeiyou,bajieshengdedafudoujihehunleguoqu。

wobamabeihedebuzhidaoruheshihao?shiwoyeyongyifubawobaoqilai,baohuilejia。

dengwobamaganhuijiadeshihou,caifaxianwoyeyongmubandingsilefangmen,chuanghu,wobazaiwaimianhanlehaobantian,woyecaihuileyiju:“wobuchulai,sheiyebiejinlai。nijiwobamenshouhaole,sheitemeganjinlai,laozihuopileta。”

woyehanwanneiyisangzijiubushuohuale,wuzilibiandeyidiandongjingdoumeiyou,wobajiuneimeshouzhewuzi,yibudoubugannuo。

yebuzhidaoshisheibawomeiyourenpideshiqingjichuandaolecunli,zheiyixiacunlijiuzhakaiguole,tiantianyourenpaowojiayuanziwaimiankanrenao,woshengxialaiweishenmemeiyourenpishuofa,yeyuelaiyuelipu。

yourenshuo:laochenjiasunzimeiyourenpi,shiwoyenianqingdeshihouhuoboleyizhibaihuli,renjiashangmenbaochoulaile。

womenlaochenjiazuolesandaipijiang,bopideshouyineishiyijue。dangnian,yourenqulaochenjiamaipizi,qinyankanjianyizhixiangshigouyiyangdongxiquanshenxuelinlindicongwojiayuanziliwangwaipao。

dengtazaiwangyuanzilikan,jiukanjianbopianzishangpazheyizhibaihuli。neihulimizheyanjing,quanzheweibajiuxiangshishuizheleyiyang,yidongbudong。

neirenjuedehulihaokan,wanghulishenshangyimo,neihulishenzilikejiubiele。

yuanlai,neishiyizhangwanzhengdehulipi!

woyedangchangjileneirenyigedaerguazi,baozhehulipiguanledamen。

neitianzhihou,wojiajiuzainaoxie,baitiandeshihou,zongnengkanjianyizhimeilepidehulizaiwojiafangqianwuhoucanjiao。daolewanshang,jiunengkanjianyigehunshenshixuedenvren,duzaiwojiamenkouku。

zheishier,yizhichixuleqitian,neizhihulicaisizailewojiamenkou。

neizhihuliduanqideneitian,zhenghaoshishiyuechujiu,woyechushengzaishiyuechujiu。zheibushidangnianneizhihulizhaoshangmenle,youshishenme?

wobatingzhezheixiehua,yejuedexinlimeidi。

tazhidaowoyeganguopijiang,yezhidaowoyehuranfenglebopidao,fashizheibeizibuganbopidemaimai,quebuzhidao,woyeweishenmeyaozheimezuo?

xianzaixiangxiang,shuobudingzhengenneibaihuliyouguan!

neishihou,jiulianwomadouquanwoba:yaobu,biedengle,meiyoupihaizikendinghuobucheng,jiubiegenzandiexiazhetengle。zaishuo,zandiedoubahaizibaojinwulisantianle,haiziliankounaidoumeichi,hainenghuome?

wobayikaishihaibutingquan,shuoderenduole,taxinliyemeidile。

youyuzaisanhou,wobazazhedanziquqiaowoyechuanghu,taqiaolehaobantiandoumeijianwuliyoudongjing,xinliyehuangle,gubushangwoyedangshizhufuguotashenme,congcangkulichoulebahaotoujiuyaoquzamen,tahaimeipaodaomenkouer,woyejiutuimenzoulechulai。

neishihou,woyezouludouzaidahuang,fuzheqiangqiangchengshuoleyiju:“haizizanshibaozhule。”

wobayitinghaizibaozhule,dougubushangqugenwoyeshuobiede,tuimenjiuwangwanglichong。ketakanjianwodeshihou,quebeihedeyipiguzuozailedishang。

neishihou,wobeiguozaiyizhangbaihulipili,zhiluzheyizhanglianzaiwaimian。

baisedehupi,daizheyizhangxuehuhuderenlian,sheikanledoujuedehaipa。

wobahaobantiancaihuanguoshenlai,bawaimianxiangkanrenaoderennianlegeganjing,caibawoyefujinlewuli,xiaoxinyiyidiwendao:“die,niyiqianzhenboguobaihuli。”

“neishitaqiuzhewo,boletadepi!”woyejingranyikouchengrenlexialai。

wobadunshimengle:“die,hulinenglaizhaoren,neishichengqihoulea!tazenmehainengrangnibotadepini?”

woyeshuodao:“neizhihulimeishuoyinweishenme?wojuezhe,tashiyizhidouhuabulexing,cairangwobatadepijiboxialai,xiangyaohuaren。”

“dangshi,woyehaipatazaizhaozanjiamafan,rangtafashibupengzanmenchenjiaren,haidebatadepidiyazaiwoshouli,wocaidongleshou。”

wobashuodao:“neibuyidingjiushineihulihuohaidezanjia,die,ninengzhaodaoneihulima?yaobu,niquqiuqiutajiujiuzanjiahaizi?”

woyeshuoleyiju:“wozhaotaqu!”jiuyaoshoushidongxichumen,wobahaoshuodaishuo,cairangwoyexiuxileyiwanshang,dengtadiertianqilaideshihou,woyeyijingbuzhidaonaerqule。

wojianeibianyougeshihumiaodechuanshuo,jushuozailingzili,zangzheyizuochangrenkanbujiandedamiao,neizuomiaojiushi“shihuniangniang”deshanmen。

shihuniangniang,qingyibuhuirangrenjinmiaojizijiketou,gentawuyuanderenzhaobudaoshihumiao;youyuanrenjinmiao,shihuniangniangyouqiubiying。

woyequdejiushineizuoshihumiao。

woyejinmenzhihou,youyulehaoyihuiercaidianshanglesanzhuxiang,gonggongjingjingdijishihuniangniangdekeletou:“shihuniangniang,woshishanxiadepijiangchenhe。wolaizhaoniwendianshier。”

neizunrenshenhulinaodaideshihuxiang,suiranyidongmeidong,quexiangshizaijugaolinxiadedingzhewoye。

woyeyejuedeshiyourenzhanzaigaochukanzhedejiliang,renbuzhutaiqiletoulai。dengtakandaoneishixiangdeshihou,shihudeyanhoushangyijingchuxianleyidaoxianhongdexuehen。

woyedangjilengzaileneili,yanzhengzhengdekanzhexuexingdexianhongzaishihushenshangkuosankailai。meiyihuierdegongfu,neizhishihujiubiandequanshenshixue,kanshangjiuxiangshibeirenjibolepi。

woyedangshijiuxinliangbanjie,shihubozishangneitiaoxuehen,jiushidangniantabopixiadaoshideweizhi。

shanlixianjiashanxingjianren,shibaoen。exingjianren,shibaochou。

shihufenmingshigaosuwoye,gentayouchoua!

我爷一下急了!

dangnian,fenmingshiduifangqiuzhewoyebotadepi,rujinmeinenghuaxingchenggongyouzhaoshangmenlai,kezheiyebunenglaiwoyea!

yushiwoyezaishengnuzhixia,yeguanbuleduifangshibushixianjiale,zhizheshihupokoudama。

shihuyikaishizhishiyongtameiyoubeixuegaizhudeyanzhu,lengmodizhushizhewoye。meiguoduojiu,shihumiaojiuchuanchuleyizhenxiangshieguiyiyangshikushixiaodeshengxiang。

zheishengyin,jianzhigendangnianmeipihulishouzhemenkoukujiadedongjingyimoyiyang!

bujintingzhejiushenren,hainengrangrenhusiluanxiang。

houlaiwoyeyebumale,mannaozidoushiwojianglainengzenmeyang?

shigenneizhanghulipizhangzaiyiqi,bianchengyizhirenhu?

haishizheibeizidouquanshentonghongdihuozhe,jianbuleren?

shuobuding,zuihouwohaihuibianchengyizhizhuanmenzhaopijiangbaochoudeegui“xueli”,zaibanyelibolewomenquanjiaderenpi。

woyeyuexiangyuehaipa,shuangtuiyiruantanzuozailedishang。

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