第1章
yinlishiyuechujiu,yianzang,jizhushibuyi,baiguituibi。
我,就出生在这天。
woshengxialaideshihou,yushangle“guibopi”。
quanshenshangxiaxuelinlindelianyikuaipidoumeiyou,bajieshengdedafudoujihehunleguoqu。
wobamabeihedebuzhidaoruheshihao?shiwoyeyongyifubawobaoqilai,baohuilejia。
dengwobamaganhuijiadeshihou,caifaxianwoyeyongmubandingsilefangmen,chuanghu,wobazaiwaimianhanlehaobantian,woyecaihuileyiju:“wobuchulai,sheiyebiejinlai。nijiwobamenshouhaole,sheitemeganjinlai,laozihuopileta。”
woyehanwanneiyisangzijiubushuohuale,wuzilibiandeyidiandongjingdoumeiyou,wobajiuneimeshouzhewuzi,yibudoubugannuo。
yebuzhidaoshisheibawomeiyourenpideshiqingjichuandaolecunli,zheiyixiacunlijiuzhakaiguole,tiantianyourenpaowojiayuanziwaimiankanrenao,woshengxialaiweishenmemeiyourenpishuofa,yeyuelaiyuelipu。
yourenshuo:laochenjiasunzimeiyourenpi,shiwoyenianqingdeshihouhuoboleyizhibaihuli,renjiashangmenbaochoulaile。
womenlaochenjiazuolesandaipijiang,bopideshouyineishiyijue。dangnian,yourenqulaochenjiamaipizi,qinyankanjianyizhixiangshigouyiyangdongxiquanshenxuelinlindicongwojiayuanziliwangwaipao。
dengtazaiwangyuanzilikan,jiukanjianbopianzishangpazheyizhibaihuli。neihulimizheyanjing,quanzheweibajiuxiangshishuizheleyiyang,yidongbudong。
neirenjuedehulihaokan,wanghulishenshangyimo,neihulishenzilikejiubiele。
yuanlai,neishiyizhangwanzhengdehulipi!
woyedangchangjileneirenyigedaerguazi,baozhehulipiguanledamen。
neitianzhihou,wojiajiuzainaoxie,baitiandeshihou,zongnengkanjianyizhimeilepidehulizaiwojiafangqianwuhoucanjiao。daolewanshang,jiunengkanjianyigehunshenshixuedenvren,duzaiwojiamenkouku。
zheishier,yizhichixuleqitian,neizhihulicaisizailewojiamenkou。
neizhihuliduanqideneitian,zhenghaoshishiyuechujiu,woyechushengzaishiyuechujiu。zheibushidangnianneizhihulizhaoshangmenle,youshishenme?
wobatingzhezheixiehua,yejuedexinlimeidi。
tazhidaowoyeganguopijiang,yezhidaowoyehuranfenglebopidao,fashizheibeizibuganbopidemaimai,quebuzhidao,woyeweishenmeyaozheimezuo?
xianzaixiangxiang,shuobudingzhengenneibaihuliyouguan!
neishihou,jiulianwomadouquanwoba:yaobu,biedengle,meiyoupihaizikendinghuobucheng,jiubiegenzandiexiazhetengle。zaishuo,zandiedoubahaizibaojinwulisantianle,haiziliankounaidoumeichi,hainenghuome?
wobayikaishihaibutingquan,shuoderenduole,taxinliyemeidile。
youyuzaisanhou,wobazazhedanziquqiaowoyechuanghu,taqiaolehaobantiandoumeijianwuliyoudongjing,xinliyehuangle,gubushangwoyedangshizhufuguotashenme,congcangkulichoulebahaotoujiuyaoquzamen,tahaimeipaodaomenkouer,woyejiutuimenzoulechulai。
neishihou,woyezouludouzaidahuang,fuzheqiangqiangchengshuoleyiju:“haizizanshibaozhule。”
wobayitinghaizibaozhule,dougubushangqugenwoyeshuobiede,tuimenjiuwangwanglichong。ketakanjianwodeshihou,quebeihedeyipiguzuozailedishang。
neishihou,wobeiguozaiyizhangbaihulipili,zhiluzheyizhanglianzaiwaimian。
baisedehupi,daizheyizhangxuehuhuderenlian,sheikanledoujuedehaipa。
wobahaobantiancaihuanguoshenlai,bawaimianxiangkanrenaoderennianlegeganjing,caibawoyefujinlewuli,xiaoxinyiyidiwendao:“die,niyiqianzhenboguobaihuli。”
“neishitaqiuzhewo,boletadepi!”woyejingranyikouchengrenlexialai。
wobadunshimengle:“die,hulinenglaizhaoren,neishichengqihoulea!tazenmehainengrangnibotadepini?”
woyeshuodao:“neizhihulimeishuoyinweishenme?wojuezhe,tashiyizhidouhuabulexing,cairangwobatadepijiboxialai,xiangyaohuaren。”
“dangshi,woyehaipatazaizhaozanjiamafan,rangtafashibupengzanmenchenjiaren,haidebatadepidiyazaiwoshouli,wocaidongleshou。”
wobashuodao:“neibuyidingjiushineihulihuohaidezanjia,die,ninengzhaodaoneihulima?yaobu,niquqiuqiutajiujiuzanjiahaizi?”
woyeshuoleyiju:“wozhaotaqu!”jiuyaoshoushidongxichumen,wobahaoshuodaishuo,cairangwoyexiuxileyiwanshang,dengtadiertianqilaideshihou,woyeyijingbuzhidaonaerqule。
wojianeibianyougeshihumiaodechuanshuo,jushuozailingzili,zangzheyizuochangrenkanbujiandedamiao,neizuomiaojiushi“shihuniangniang”deshanmen。
shihuniangniang,qingyibuhuirangrenjinmiaojizijiketou,gentawuyuanderenzhaobudaoshihumiao;youyuanrenjinmiao,shihuniangniangyouqiubiying。
woyequdejiushineizuoshihumiao。
woyejinmenzhihou,youyulehaoyihuiercaidianshanglesanzhuxiang,gonggongjingjingdijishihuniangniangdekeletou:“shihuniangniang,woshishanxiadepijiangchenhe。wolaizhaoniwendianshier。”
neizunrenshenhulinaodaideshihuxiang,suiranyidongmeidong,quexiangshizaijugaolinxiadedingzhewoye。
woyeyejuedeshiyourenzhanzaigaochukanzhedejiliang,renbuzhutaiqiletoulai。dengtakandaoneishixiangdeshihou,shihudeyanhoushangyijingchuxianleyidaoxianhongdexuehen。
woyedangjilengzaileneili,yanzhengzhengdekanzhexuexingdexianhongzaishihushenshangkuosankailai。meiyihuierdegongfu,neizhishihujiubiandequanshenshixue,kanshangjiuxiangshibeirenjibolepi。
woyedangshijiuxinliangbanjie,shihubozishangneitiaoxuehen,jiushidangniantabopixiadaoshideweizhi。
shanlixianjiashanxingjianren,shibaoen。exingjianren,shibaochou。
shihufenmingshigaosuwoye,gentayouchoua!
我爷一下急了!
dangnian,fenmingshiduifangqiuzhewoyebotadepi,rujinmeinenghuaxingchenggongyouzhaoshangmenlai,kezheiyebunenglaiwoyea!
yushiwoyezaishengnuzhixia,yeguanbuleduifangshibushixianjiale,zhizheshihupokoudama。
shihuyikaishizhishiyongtameiyoubeixuegaizhudeyanzhu,lengmodizhushizhewoye。meiguoduojiu,shihumiaojiuchuanchuleyizhenxiangshieguiyiyangshikushixiaodeshengxiang。
zheishengyin,jianzhigendangnianmeipihulishouzhemenkoukujiadedongjingyimoyiyang!
bujintingzhejiushenren,hainengrangrenhusiluanxiang。
houlaiwoyeyebumale,mannaozidoushiwojianglainengzenmeyang?
shigenneizhanghulipizhangzaiyiqi,bianchengyizhirenhu?
haishizheibeizidouquanshentonghongdihuozhe,jianbuleren?
shuobuding,zuihouwohaihuibianchengyizhizhuanmenzhaopijiangbaochoudeegui“xueli”,zaibanyelibolewomenquanjiaderenpi。
woyeyuexiangyuehaipa,shuangtuiyiruantanzuozailedishang。
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