第1章

woqianbugaiwanbugaituikaizheijianjiaoziguandedamen。congcikandaolezheigeshijieyinzangde,kexuewufajieshide,gulaoerguiyideyimian。

guangguailulidelinghun,sizhe,chimeiwangliang,jiangshixiongshacongcichongchizhewoderensheng。

zheijianjiaoziguanermingjiao——huangquan。

neinian,wodaxueganggangbiye。yinweifuqinyoulaofeijiehe,jinnianyufadeyanzhong,jihuchengleyiyuandechangke。wobudebufangqileliuzaishanghaidapindemengxiang,huidaowodejiaxiangbinchengxiaozhenzhaogufuqin。

woqingchudejideneitianshiyinlijiuyuechujiu,zhongyangjie,daolezhongwufandianer,shizhongxinyiyuandeshitangrenmanweihuan。

mamashuojiranshiguojie,jiuchuqumaidianhaocai。shizhongxinyiyuanzhengduimianjiushishangyejie。neilifandian,jiulou,binguan,zuliaodian,ktvlinlangmanmu。

woshouliwozhemuqinjide100kuaiqian,zaishangyejiezuoyoupaihuai。

youyijiashengyitebiehonghuodejiaoziguanjinruwodeshiye。neijiajiaoziguanerjiuzailishizhongxinyiyuanbudaoyibaimichu,landierhongsedebiane,shangmianxiezhewugedazi——“daxianjiaoziwang”。

yinqiwozhuyidebingbushizheijiajiaoziguanerderenqi,ershitamenjiadebolidamenshangtieleyizhangsicunhaibaodaxiaodezhaopinqishi。

上写。

“benjiaoziguanzhaopinyebanfuwuyuan。gongzuoshijian,banye12:00daolingchen4:00。yuexinliangwan。”

zhaopinxinxijianjiemingle,keshizheiyuexinqueyouxielingrenchayi。xiangwomenbinchengzheizhongwuliuxiandexiaochengshi,fandianfuwuyuaneryigeyuebieshuoshishourushangwan,nengzhengshang3000yuandousuandingtianer。

yinggaishilaobandacuoleba,wubaliangqiandachengleliangwan。wobujinyixiao,haizhenshimahu。

buguozhuannianyixiang,gongzuoshijiancongbanye12:00daolingchen4:00。yitianzhishangsigexiaoshideban,suiranyigeyuezhiyou2000kuaiqian,yebusuanshao。bingqiehaibudanwuwobaitianzhaogufuqin。huoxuwokeyilaizheierzuoge**。

xiangdaocichu,wobuzijuedetuimenerru。

jiaoziguanerdemianjibuda,zhiyouyiceng,dagaisiwushipingba。zhuangxiujianjiedafang,cibaisedefangxingdizhuan,meiyourenhezhuangshidechunbaiseqiangmian。datinglijiandandebailebazhangzhangfangxingmuzhuo,buguokerendaoshizuodemanman。

jutailizuozheyigedaizhejinsibianyanjingdelaonanren,nianjidagailiushizuoyou。jianzheguoshidepingtou,liangbinbiandeyinfabeichuanguobolimendeyangguanghuangdeshanshanfaguang。

laonanrencikezhengzaisuanzhang,shoulibutingdiandongzhejisuanqi,“guiling,siliujiashiba……。”。

“wojiaowangzehan,jinnian23sui,qingwennimenzheilishizhaopinyebanfuwuyuanma?”

woshenzhetoumiantiandewendao。

laonanrentingdaowodehua,hudezhenggerenyizheng,zhitingjiantashoulidejisuanqibutingdechuanchu“guiling,guiling,guiling。”

“xiaohuozi,nishuoshenme?”

zheilaojiahuomobushierbei?wozhihaozaizhongfuyibian。

“laoban,nihao!wokanjiannimendamenshangtiedezhaopinqishi,zheilixianzaihaizhaoyebanfuwuyuanma?”

laonanrentinglewodehua,turanyongyizhongguaiyideyanshenwangzhewo。neizhongyanshen,limianyoujingxi,youjingya,haosihaidailejifenjingkong。zongzhi,tademianbubiaoqingjiujieqiefuza。

“招,招!”

“那工作时间?”

“lingchen12:00daobanye4:00。”

“工资是?”

“2万块一个月。”

jingranzhendeshiliangwankuai,zheishishenmeneiyouqiankundejiaoziguaner。mobushitianshangdiaoxiagedaxianbing,zadaolewodelianshang?yitiangongzuosixiaoshi,xinshuimengchaobeishangguang。

“aiyou!aiyou!denglezheimejiu,zhongyuyoulaiyingpindehuojile。”

jinsibianyanjingnanledehebulongzui,chongzhehouchujiukaishijiaorang。

“xiaoniua!niuboye,nikuaiguolaikanya!youlaiyingpinyebanfuwuyuandele。”

zheilaonanrendeqingxuhaizhenshinairenxunwei,wobuguozhishilaiyingpin,zenmetajiandaowo?fangfojiandaoleshenmeqizhenyibaoyiban,haiyaohupenghuanyoudeyiqilaiguanshang。

bushi,conghouchuzuanchuyigeshenchuanbaisechushifudezhuanghan。zheizhuanghandayue1mi85,shencaibangdayaoyuan,lianshangderoudoushihengzheshengzhang,moyangkanqilaiyouxiexiongshenesha。

buguozheigechushitebiexiangyigeren,jiushi86ban《shuihuchuan》limianluzhishendebanyanzhe——zangkeshenglaoshi。

zheiluzhishenjiandaowo,tongyangshiyifuqiguaiyoujingxidebiaoqing。duizhewoshangxialaihuidaliang,nei**luodeshense,fangfoyaobawoderoutiroupo,linghunkanchuan。

ruobushitazuoshoudewumingzhidaizheyigebaijindehunjie,wodoukuaiyaohuaiyitashiyigexingquxiangyichangdetongzhile。

“hao,nianqing,rounenyoutili。danhongjianlekendinggaoxing。”

“danhong?”tingqilaiyinggaishiyigenvrendemingzi。

“zanmenjiaoziguandexiaolaoban,zheisiyatou!youbuzhidaoqunalidiaokaizile。xing,yihuierwogenlaobanshuoyisheng。xiaohuozi,jintianwanshangnengshangbanerbu?”

“能!”

wojiandingdidiandiantou,zheimeyigegaoxinduanshide**,jibukeshi,shibuzailai。wodangjigenniuboyeqiaoding,dangtianwanshangjiushangban。

daoleyelishierdian,wogenfumudahaozhaohu,xingchongchongdezhiben“daxianjiaoziwang”。

yewandebincheng,dajieshanglenglengqingqing。zheijiaoziguanjiuzaizhongxinyiyuanduimian,buxingbuguoliangsanfenzhongdelucheng。

wotuimenerru,jiaoziguanlikongwuyiren。zheidabanyede,nanbuchenghaihuiyoukerenshangmenerchijiaozi?

zheidaozhenshigexiqideshiqing,zongzhi,zheidoubushiwogaicaoxinde。zhiyaolaobananshifugongzi,meiyoukerenqibushigenghao。

gujishitingjianlewojinmendeshengyin,niuboyeconghouchutanchuletou。

“xiaohuozi,nilaila!”

“wojiaowangzehan,jiaowoxiaowang,zehandoukeyi!”

“e,neigexiaowang!nizijisuiyiyidian,biejujin。yibanwanshangdoumeiyoushenmekeren,yaoshikunle,nijiupazaijutaishangshuijue。aodao4:00jiukeyianshixiaban。”

“睡觉!”

wozhenggerenbeileidewaijiaolinen。

“zheishijiaoleshenmedayun?nanbuchengyebanfuwuyuanjiushigedagengdehuoer?”

“差不多吧!”

牛柏晔支支吾吾的。

“xiaowang,nizibian,woshanghouchuanbanshangshuizhequle,laikerenyoudiancaidehanwoyisheng。”

wodiandiantou,zuanjintonghuangseshimujutai。gezhejiaoziguanerdetoumingbolidamen,menwaishiyimojingmidehei,malushangganjingdeyouruqigaidekoudai——kongkongruye。

yebuzhiwozaijutailizuoleduojiu,weidunengtingjiandejiushiconghouchuchuanlai,niudageqingxizhenerdehulusheng。

yizhenkunyixilai,wohuanhuandepazaijutaishang,qingqingdebimuyangshen。

也不知过了多久。

“滋……滋……。”

bolimenheshuinidimianmocafachucierdexiangsheng。

wotingjianshengyinhuquyizhen,zhengkaimenglongdeshuiyan。meixiangdao,dabanyedejiaoziguanerjinghaizhendehuilaiguke。

yiqianyihougongjinlailelianggeren。

daqianmiandeshiyigeqibashisuidelaotou,shenxingjishou,xiangyijufenggandekulou。

neikulouchuanleyishenchunheisededuanmianfugutangzhuang,toushanghaidaizheyidingbajiaolengxingguapimao,zhuangzhongqiehuaji。

houmianneiweigengshiguiyi,yigeshiqibasuidedaguniang。zhengredexiatianchuanzhehongmianaohongmianku,yonghongshengzhazhelianggechaotiandeyangjiaobianer,buguomoyanghenshibiaozhi,fenbaiseroudududelian,yishuangyanjinglingqishizu。

laotouerkaikoushuolehua,shengyincanglaoqiesiya。

“chifanli!xiaohuozi,bangmangnagecaidan。”

wozheicaihuiguoshener,xianrujinzhengshishangbanershijian。jiaoziguanerdefuwuyuan,diyitiangongzuo,zenmekeyixiaojidaigong。

“ai!hao,dayeninsuibianzuo。”

wolianmangcongjutainaqiyibenzhanmanyouzi,wuheifanhuangdecaidanshuangshoudijitangzhuanglaotouer。

laotouerfankanleliangye,youmantengtengdebacaidanerzhuanjizuozaitaduimiandemianyishaonv。

“guinv,suibiandian,xiangchishenmebiebuhaoyisi。”

laotouerpaipaizijidekuyao,fachu“pengpeng”demenxiang。

“duodian!duochi!chidebaobaode,zanmenyouqian。”

mianyishaonvjiangtoumaidedidide,haosiyouxiehaixiu,banshangcaikaikou,shengyinyouxiyouxiao,shifenmiantian。

“erjinzhuroudacongjiaozi,renjiayexiangzheduochidian,daihuierlushangyuan,xiaohaotilini!”