第1章
“xiansheng，qingwenninxuyaoshenmeyinliao？”
kongjiedeshengyinhentianmei，xiuzhangdeheisi**zaiwomianqianhuangdang，danwodezhuyiligenbenwufafangzaitashenshang。
cikewodeyanjingjinjindingzhebuyuanchudeyiduiqinglv，nvrennianqing，xingganpiaoliang，wuheixiufadalazaiyingyingkewodeyaojian，tuotuodenvshenfaner。
ertashenbianzuozheyigeyoufeiyouchoudelaonanren，wushichutoudenianji，danbozishangdejinxianglianbigoulianzihaicu，hunshensanfazhenongnongdetuhaoqixi。
wozhushizhetamen，bingbushichaoxiaozheiliangrenduomedebuda，yebushinvrenderongmaomizhulewo，ershiyinwei，zheigenvrenshiwodenvpengyouhanya！
wojiaofangye，shiyimingtanxianjiemudezhuchiren，yinchangnianzaiwaitanxianpaishe，suoyigennvpengyoujingchangshijushaoliduo。
danxiangchulesinianshijian，womendeganqingqueyizhihenhao！
benxiangzhequagentingpaiwanzheiliangqijiemu，jiuxiujiahuilaigentaqiuhun，shenzhilianqiuhunfanganwodoufanfuzhuomo，shejilegezhongfangan。
ranerlingwomeiyouxiangdaodeshi，zaigensuijiemuzuqianwangagentingdelushang，hanyajuranyechuxianzailezheiyitanghangbanshang，erqiehaigenyigelaonanrenyoushuoyouxiao，yanxingjuqixiandepoweiqinmi。
kandaozheili，woshunjiannieqilequantou，liansegengshitieqingyipian。
jidechuchadeqianyitian，hanyahaiteyishuole，wowaichupaishejiemudezheiduanshijian，tadanxinzaijiawuliao，yushibiangenguimiyuehaoleyiqiqusanyalvyou。
dantaweiheyouhuichuxianzaizheitanghangbanshang？
nanbuchengtashuodeguimi，jiushizuotapangbiandeneigelaonanren？
我可去他妈的吧！
youqishilaonanrendegebohaiyizhidazaihanyadejianbangshang，shoushangdongzuojiqibulaoshi，napashigezhezuowei，wodounengkandaotahaobushouliandexingwei。
buyou，woquantouyijin，xintouzhijieshinuhuozhongshao。
怎么办？
shichongdaohanyamianqiantongmazheige**yidun，haishitiqilaonanrendeyiling，chaotalianshanghenhenlaijiquan。
danwulunruhefaxie，sihudougaibianbulehanyabeipanwodeshishi......
woyayizhejijiangbaofadenuhuo，neixinbuduanzhengzhazhe。
huran，woshenpangxiangqiyidaowumeideshengyin，“shuaige，nishiquagentinggongzuohaishidujiaya？”
“度假。”
wosuibianyingleyisheng，ceguotoukanzhepangbiandemeizi，youdianbeijinghedao。
zheimeizizhangzheyizhangbianshiduhengaodewanghonglian，shuangyanpiyougeguodehenji，xiabayetingjian，genguaziside，tebieshitadepifu，baijingdeheren，gujitiantianzhusheboniaosuancainengyouzheizhongxiaoguo。
zhijiantaneijiajiemaoshangxiafenfei，yibianchaowoansongqiubo，yibiandiashengdiaqidao：“shuaigeniyigerenquwan？meiyoudainvpengyoushenmedema？”
女朋友？
shuodaozheili，woyizhenkuse。
“nvpengyou......wo......womeiyounvpengyou。”
hanya，congzheiyikeqi，nibuzaishiwodenvpengyoule！
niyijingcongwodeshijielichumingle！
“buhuiba，shuaigenizhangdezheimeshuai，shencaiyouhao，zenmekenengmeinvpengyouni？”
“buguowoyemeinanpengyou，kanlaiyouxiuderendoubaochizhedanshenni！”
zhengrongmeigegedexiaoqilai，woqianqiangdexiaolexiao，youxiu？wokemeikanchuninaliyouxiu！
“shuaigenidiyiciquwanma？”
“嗯......”
woshizaishibuxianglizheigenvren，wodeshixianshizhonglibukaihanya，neilaonanrendeshouzaitayaojianhetunbusiyideyouzou，shenzhihaiqinmidecouguoshenqu，qinwenzaiyiqi。
kanzheneilaonanrenmanliandeheitouhefeishuodezuichun，zhenbuzhidaohanyaneimetiaotidenvrenzenmenengrenshou！
jinqiandemeilizheimewuqiong？
“haoqiaoa，woquguoneilihenduocile，yaobuwojinidangxiangdaoba，zhiyudaoyoufei，nipeiwozenmeyang？”
zhengrongmeishuozhe，shouzhizaiwoxiongkouhuadongzhe。
zheizhongtiaobodeganjue，ruoshiyigeqingchunmeinv，kongpawohuibachibuzhu，buguotadehuasuanleba！
“buyong···”wozhengxiangjujue，feijihuranyizhan，jinjiezhemengdidianboqilai，wozhiganjueyanqianyipiantianhundian，xianxieyitouzhuangzaileqianmiandezuoweishang。
pangbiandeneigezhengrongmeijingjiaoyisheng，yibabaozhuwodegebo，xiongqianbolandunshijiyaleshanglai。
zhenggejicangshunjianjiuxianrulekonghuangzhizhong,feijishangyourenjianjiaoqilai，dashengwendaofashengleshenmeshiqing，yaojizujigejieshi！
wokandaolehanyahuangluandeyanshen，haizhanqilaichaozhesizhoukanlekan，dangtakandaowodeshihou，hunshenyizhan，yanshenmingxianyisuo。
wodingzheta，takanzhewo，huoxuxiangyaokaikoujieshishenme，buguozheigeshihouganggangneiweiwenxunwodekongjiezoudaolepangbian，dangzailewohehanyadezhongjian。
“dajiabuyaohuangluan，zheizhishiyigetufashijian，jizhangzhengzaijinjichuli，qingdajianaixindengdai。”
shixianbeizhedang，wobudebutaiqitoukanzhemianqiandekongjie。
tazhangdetianmeiqingchun，shencaiziranbuyongshuo，danwomeiyouxianxiaxinshangtademei，kansizhendingdelianshanganzangzhehuangluan，hanzhucongtaetouliuxia，kanyangzitayeshidiyiciyudaozheizhongqingkuang。
pingjiezheduoniandejingyan，zheibingbushixiaoshigu！
“buhuangnima！zheifeijimingxianshichushile！kuai，kuaijiwojiangluosan！”
yigedaizheheikuangyanjingdezhongniannanrenzhanqilaidajiaozhe。
“duibuqi......”kongjiehuahaimeishuowan，huranyishengjuxiang，wodeyanqianshunjianhuoguangsijian。
jicangbeisikaileyitiaojudadekouzi，kuangmengdeqiliuchuijinlai，jigemeiyouxianquandaidechengkeshunjianfeilechuqu，qizhonghaibaokuoneigezhanqilaidahoudezhongniannanren。
kongjiejinghuleyisheng，tacikezhanzaiguodaoshang，genbenmeiyourenhefanghu，neixiaoxiaodeshenxingbeiqiliudaizhewangwaipiao。
wozenmekenengjiansibujiu，genghekuanghaishiyingxiongjiumei。
womengditanchushoulouzhetaneiyingyingkewodexiaomanyao，yixiazibataloudaolehuaili。
kongjiecishihuangluandegenbengubushangqitade，wojiushitadejiumingdaocao，zhinengshuangshouyonglidebaozhewodetou，jiangwomaizaitadeshentizhizhong。
wozhiganjuedaolianjiabeirouruanjinjindibaoguozhe，dandandexiangshuiweihehanxiangzuanjinlebizizhong。
cikesuiranmeihao，danshierpangdecanjiaosheng，huxiaodefengsheng，haiyoujinshusiliedeshengyinbutingdihuidangzhe。
tianxuandizhuan，huntianandi。
jiusuanshisile，nengsizaizheimeyigewenrouxiangzhong，sihuyeshibucuodexuanze。
......
haifenghuxiao，chiredeyangguangcitongwodeyanlian，binglengdehailangpaidazhewodejibei，ruguoshentibushifangfokuaiyaosanjiabandetengtong，wohaiyiweizijizaihaitanjinxingriguangyu。
meisi，henqingxing，wohaihuozhe！
zaiquedingzijihuozhedeshihou，womeigansuiyiluandong，yinweibuzhidaoshenmeqingkuang，shoushangchengduruhe，suibiandeluandongdoukenengdaozhizhimingdeshanghai！
wochangshizhegoulegoushouzhi，suiransuanteng，danhaozainengdong，suijiwohuanhuanzhengkaileyanjing。
buguozaiwoyanqiandequeshiyipianqihei，zhiyoushangfangdefengxizhongtouguolaideyidiandianguangxian。
nanbuchengbeiyanmaizaifeixuzhixiale？woshibeishenmedongxiyazhulema？woyouxiechuanbuguoqilai。
shangfangchuanlaidewenredeganjue，xiongkouchendiandiande，erqiebozihaoxiangbeishenmedongxijiaozhu。
shouhainengyidong，yinweibuquedingdaodishishenmedongxi，woqingqingshenshou，changshizhetuikaishenshangdejiyawu，
ranergangyichupengdao，shangfanghuranchuanchuleyishengyini：“a~”
wohaimeifanyingguolai，bianganjuebozishangdeyapoganxiaoshile，wodeyanqianyeyipianguangming，zhengyanyikan，shangfanggenbenbushishenmecanhai，ershiyigepiaoliangdeguniang。
zheishiwojiuxialaidekongjie！