yejiananxiaole，mingmingqingcherushuidexingmouqueduduchanzazheyaoyehuorendemei，yishijingrangguqishenkanlengleshen。
“笑什么？”他问。
“wozhisuoyibaoguxianshengdatui，guxianshengzheimecongmingyinggaibuyongwomingshuoleba？”
gujiahezhuangzhimingqiangqianglianshou，taxiangbandaozhuangzhimingnanrudengtian。
suoyitabixuzuzhizheichanglianyin，napa……buxiyiqiedaijia！
“yifangmian，wobingbuxiangduoguxianshengzheimegediren。”
“zheilingyifangmianma……zaiwozhangliangguoguxianshengdexiaotuizhihou，zheimeyoujishuhanliangdechuangban，wogengshebudegongshourangrenleni！”
tarushideshuo，congshizhizhongtadeyitujiuxiezailianshang，meibiyaoyinman。
有技术含量吗？
guqishentanjiudekanzhetadeyanjing，sihuyouneimeyisidehuaiyi。
fangcaichuangshang，tamingminghongzheyankuang，yingshengshengrenzheteng，yongjinquanlilaiyingheziji。
ruoshuotashihuanyude，tachusherenshideqingsepianbuleren，jibiantazhuangderucilaodao。
ruoshuotaganshoubudaokuaile，neimefangcaitajijiyinghe，suoyaobugoudelangdangmoyang，heneiyishengshengrerenfanzuidejiaochuan，youbuxiangshizhuangchulaide。
zheiduichuangshifangmianyizhangbaizhideguqishenlaishuo，dequeshidaomiti。
“ruguomeiyouzhuangyingyingzheicengguanxi，guxianshengkongpayebuxieyugenzhuangzhimingweiwuba？”
jushuojinianqianguqishenyiciyiwai，qiaqiaobeizhuangyingyingsuojiu，caiyouleyishenxiangxuzheiqiaoduan，yeshigougouxuede！
guqishen：“nihenlejiewo？”
“guxianshengfengguangjiyue，zuoshileiluotandang，jiuxianggangcaiyaoshawo，yeshizhijieledangmingzhelai。buxiangzhuangzhimingbiaolibuyi，waimianjianligaojizhengrenjunzirenshe，andiliweileliyikeyiwusuobuyongqiji。duiguxianshengderenpin，wohaishihenxinshangde。”
guqishenlengxiaolesheng，wuluntahuashifouchanzashuifen，sihuyoubeiquyuedao。
taleiluotandang？tashidiyigezheimepingjiataderen。
“kexiyaorangye**shiwangle，woguqishenconglai……doubushishenmeleiluotandangderen。”
guqishenzhenglihaozhezhuang，youshiyifuyiguanchuchudejipin。
tanbutandangyejianandaoyewusuowei，youshuo：“wulunruheguxiansheng，woxianzaizhengshitongzhini，jingguogangcaideshendujiaoliu，woyijingkaishiwufazibadexihuanshangnihe……nideshenzile。”
tashengxianpingdan，daoyetingbuchuyoujifenxihuan。
“neiyouruhe？”guqishenwen。
“suoyi……nizhinengshiwode。”
guqishenjihubeizheimangmuzixindenvrendoulele，xiaorongsuizhilengquexialai，banmidemouzilimanshiweixiandejinggao。
“tingleniyizhengwandexiaohua，yeshishihoutixingniyiju，biewanerdetaiguohuo，fouze……wodaobufangrangnishenkeganshouyixiazhenzhengdewusuobuyongqijishishenmeyangzi。”
diuxiazheiju，guqishenjingzhilikaile。
yejiananchunjiaogouxiaozhemusongtalikai，fangmenguanshang，zhongyuxiexiaweizhuang，qiangchengleyiyedeshenqingzheicaisongchixialai。
jigexiaoshili，guqishenqinshouyiyangbuzhipibeidebuzhiyaoletaduoshaoci。
chujingrenshi，tayikaishigenbenwufashiyingtadeda。
weilerangtaduitashangyin，taqiangrenzhetong，fangfojizhixiangshoudeyibianbianhuiyingzheta。
妈的！
谁说这事儿挺爽的？
mingmingtatihuidaodezhiyoutong，meiyoushuang。
tacalecaetoubeitengchudebohan，fuzheqianglaidaoyushi。
yuganglidewenshuijianjianmanguotadeshenti，siliedetengtongshaoshaocaiyousuohuanjie。
tajiangzhenggeshenzijinmeizaiwenroudepaomoli，paolexujiu，tazheicaimanyidecongyuganglichulai。
tajiezheyouyongjingyouyicuncundeanfuzhezijidejifu，baokuoxiongqianneixieqingzidehenji。
yibianyouyibiandefuweiwan，youjizijituleyicengrunfulu。
beitajingxinhehuguodejifu，ningzhiyiban，nendeshengpayongliqiadouhuiqiahuai。
zuowanshentihuli，tajiezhezuomianbuhuli，xiangjiaoyushenti，mianbuhuligengweifuza。
zaiduizijihaozheijianshiqingshang，yejianancongbuhuihanhu。
jiejinsanxiaoshidehuli，suoyoudechengxutadoujuedewubiwanmeizhihou，zheicaiqishen。
zheishiganghaolinuodalaishipindianhua，tatangzaichuangshang，shenqingyonglandeenlejietong。
“baobeier，nizainali？wojiushijieshouleyishuaigedashandegongfunijiubujianle，wojinidaleshijigeshipin，niyigedoumeijie，shibushishengqile？”
yejiananhui：“meiyoudeshi，wozaibanzhengshi，suoyidiaolejingyin。”
“zhengshi？shenmezhengshi？”linuonamen，dangxiadeyejiananhaiyoubinulizhuanqiangengzhengdeshi？
“woshuileguqishen。”yejianandehuahenpingjing，xiangshizaitaolunjinwandeyueliangyuanbuyuanyiyangdepingjing。
“shui……shuileguqishen！”linuoyiweizijitingcuole，yongxiaomuzhizuanlezuanzijideerduo，youwen：“nishuodeshizhende？”
paoxiaoshengyichu，yejiananrenbuzhujiangshoujinayuanlexie，“bizhenzhuhaizhen。”
kantazheifubiaoqing，linuoquexin，tajiadehaobaicaizhendebeizhugongle，“neiguqishenni？tazenmeshuo，shuomeishuoyaofuze？”
“tazoule。”yejiananshengyinyijiupingjingrushui。
“shenme！zoule？！”linuozaiyewufadandingle，zheijianzhibitajiapochanqianlehaibuqingdezhai，tajiehundangtianzhuangjianguimigenlaogonggaozaiyiqi，hairangtatongxingenfennu。
“zheigeba**wuqingdezhongzhu，”tajiayeyedediyici，jiuchiganmojingtishangkuzijiuburenrenle？“yidinghentengbayeye？”
“nidengzheyeye，woquzhaota！woyaojiekaitadeweizhuang，silantadeshoupi，rangsuoyourendouzhidao，neixierenkoukoushengshengshuodecongbujinnvse，jieshenzihaodeyongchengtaiziye，shiduomedeqinshouburu！”
“jiemei，shiwoshuileta。”yejianantixing。
“ke……nei……”linuozhendingxialai，“neiyeshitaxiangshoudeduohaoma！tazongbunengshuangwanjiuzouba！qimahuichengnuodianshenme？biruyijiashangshigongsi？yitaojiazhijigeyideshandingbieshu？yizhangshuesuiyitianxiedezhipiao？”
yejiananfue，quedingzheishiyanqingxiaoshuokanduoliuxiadehouyizheng，“doumeiyou。”
yejiananbuchongdao：“tahaijinggaowobiezaiwanerhuo。”
“zhei**shirenmata！yeye，zheishisunzibunengren，shazibunengren，laoziyejuebunengren！nidengzhe，wozheijiuqubatazhuahuilaijinigeshuofa！”
shuowan，budengyejianankaikou，linuozhijieliaoledianhua，tizhebamizhangdadaodejiashi，zhichongpaiduichangdiqule。
yejiananwunaidetanlekouqi，tadaoburenweilinuozaiduishangguqishenbenrenhou，hainengyouzheimexiaozhangdeqiyan。
buguopaneijiemeiweilemianziyinggang，taqiangchengqipibeisuantongdeshenziqishen，qubangmangshanhoule。