第六章:跟屁虫

gubaizhengkaiyandeshihou,ziyuanzhengzaimangzhewangzhuozishangbanbantaitai,yiwuzidehuichenwei,qiangdetachadianmeiliuxiayanleilai,suishouchelejianwaipaopishang:“nizheishizuoshenmeni?”

“xiaojie!daxia!”ziyuanshuangshouheshi,jiuxiangzaizuofashiside,“pusaxianling,gelushenxiandouxianlingle!ganggangliuguanshishuo,wangyezuoyekailekou,shuoshiyaojiangwangfusuoyoudezhangben、zhangfangyaochiquandoujixiaojieni!”

shuozhe,ziyuanjiuzhizhezhuozishangneiyiduiluanqibazaodedongxi,xingfendebuxing。

gubaiheheliangsheng,gelushenxianxianling,heheda!tamenyaoshixianling,tanengchuxianzaizheier?

chiganfanzuiduode,jiushishenxianlehaoba。

gubaisuiyidifanleliangyezhangben:“zheixiedoushiwangfude?”

“shiya!”ziyuanxiaomimide,“liuguanshikebuleyi,ciqiantahefanmamachuanyitiaokuzide,kendingxiangzhefanmamabeihuomaile,zijinenggoudutun,meixiangdaowangyedaoshicongming,jingjiangzhangben、zhangfangyaochidoujixiaojiele,zheijiujiaofeishuibuliuwairentian,daodihaishifuqiqin。”

gubailenglengyixiao,talaizheierkebushiguanzhangde,tashiyaolaizhaorende。

zheiyitanzishi,tacaibuhuiguanni。

gubaizhenglilexiayishang,jingziwangwaimianzou,quejiansuerhaizuozaitaijieshang,zhengyiliankelianxixidijiangtadingzhe。

tazhizhesuer,kanzheziyuan,ziyuanganjindao:“zheixiaojiahuo,nianbuzoude,shuoshicefeineibianderenshuo,taqiurongmaizhu,budaijianta,rangtagun。tameiyouqishenzhisuo,jiulaiwomenzheierle。xiaojie,ninqiaozheiyangxingma?daodirenjiayeshiweilenincailuodezheiyangyigedibu,burujiurangtahewotongwu?”

“随便你。”

gubaibudaxihuanneixiaohai,suirantaweitashuolehua,kezongshijuede,neishuangyanjing,bushiyigebasuidehaizi。

shenzhiyouxieshihou,beineihaizidingzhe,tadoujuedeguaiguaide。

yaoshikeyisuanyisuan,tayidingqiazhiyisuan。

gubaisuibianzhaolegejiekou,rangziyuanguaiguaidikanzhangben,erzijizechulewangfuliuda。

beiliangdoucheng,jingdoufu,yisishenshouweijiedaobuju,meitiaojiedaoyoufenxiaodao,jiuxianggeqipanside,renhaimangmang,zenmezhaoren?

buguozuoyexingxianggaosuta,xuanwuqixingshizhizhong,youyige,yidingzaijingdoufu。

taxuyaochuqupengpengyunqi。

jugushujizai,xuanwuqixingsufenbieshidoumuxie、niujinniu、nvtufu、xurishu、weiyueyan、shihuozhu、bishuiyu。

zuotiandeneigefangxiang,ruguotatuiduanmeicuodehua,yinggaishinvsu。

kenvsushufulei,yinggaishizhoufuyechude,zuotianneimeliangyandexingxing,yinggaishinvsuyousuoxingdong,ketadoubuzhidaonvsushishei,youzenmezhidao,nvsuxingdongleshenme。

zhengshigeshaonaodeluojiwentia。

gubaizoulexujiu,zhijuedebeihouhaoxiangyourenzaigenzheta,tamengdiyizhuanshen,jiukandaosuerzhengchuzaitashenhou,dayuejiuzhiyouwubudejuli:“meirengaosuni,wangenzongyinggailideyuanxie,zheiyangcaishenbuzhiguibujue。”

“nubimeiyouyaogenzongnin。”suerwangqianzouleliangbu:“nubiyaobaohunin。”

gubaiheheyixiao,wanghoutuileyibu:“wobuyongnibaohu,huiqu。”

sueryaoyaotou,gubaizhouqimei,zhenshigebutinghuadehaizi。

tazhuanguoshen,heheyixiao,satuijiupao!

她的腿,老长了。