第3章 不讲武德

chulaidezheigerenzhengshianrushuang,qingzhuguanguanzhuzuoshisandeweihunqi。

“qingwenliangweidaoqingzhuguanyouheguigan?”anrushuangkanzhemajianguohelidagouliangrenwendao。

majianguotingdaoanrushuangdeshengyinhou,zheicaihuiguoshenlai:

“nihao,wo……womenxiangzhaozheilideguanzhuzuoshisan。”

“guanzhutayaodaowanshangcainenghuilai,ruguoliangweiyouyaojindeshiqing,fangbiandehuayekeyigaosuwo,wodaiweizhuangao。”anrushuangshuodao。

“wohewoshifuzaiwanshangyujianguile,diaosigui!”lidagoukaikoushuodao。

meidenganrushuangkaikou,lingwaiyigeshengyincongwuzilixiangqi:

“diaosigui?!zheizhongquxieposhadeshiqing,haishipangyewolaichuli,zhuanyedeshierdeyouzhuanyederenlaiban。”

huayingangluoyigepangzicongdadiandangzhongzoulechulai,yishenshenlansedeyundongfu,duzi**,neitigezuishaodeyouyibaiqiba。

“ninshi?”majianguowendao。

“ziwojieshaoyixia,benrenshimaoshanlonghuzongdemingyuhuizhangjianqingzhuguanfuguanzhu,renheshiqingdoukeyigenwoshuo。”shuohuadezheigepangzi,zhengshizuoshisandeshidi,pangzihuyijun。

“zheiliyebushishuohuadedifang,xianjinquba。”anrushuangshuozhe,daizheliangweilaidaoledadian,zhongrenluozuoyihou,majianguobianbatamenkaiyechesuozaoyudaodeshiqing,yuanyuanbenbendegenpangzijiangsuleyibian。

pangzitinghou,yiliannuqi:

“ququyigediaosigui,jiuganrucichangkuang,jintianyeli,benhuizhanggennimenzaizouyitang,shibiyaobaneihairendediaosiguidagehunfeiposan,yongshibudelunhui!”

anrushuangkanzhezhengzaiyibenzhengjingchuiniudepangzi,qingshengshuodao:

“yaozhongxiongjianzhangsanchi,junjiayancizhibuzhi。”

pangziyileng:“shayisi?”

“nizheimelihai,nijiafuzhidaoma?”anrushuangyuqipingdan,miandaiweixiao,taqingchudehen,yipangzixianzaidenengli,moshuoshiyuanqijizhongdediaosigui,yibandexiaoguitayeduifubule。

tashizaitixingpangzi,buyaodabaodalan,wanyichushikejiumafanle。

buguokuayueqianniandedaigou,kebushiyishibanhuijiunengtianpingde,anrushuangqishishidanchundehaoyitixing,danquerangpangziyouxieganga。

danhuashuohuilai,pangzidelianpibitankepidouhou,meiyoushoudaosihaoyingxiang,jixuduimajianguohelidagouliangrendayanbucan:

“liangwei,bushiwogennimenchuiniu,woshixiongzuoshisandemingqisuiranbiwoda,dandanlunzheidaoshuhexiuwei,tayedewangbianshangkaoyikao,shuojukuangwangdehua,jiusuanshixianrenmaoshanlonghuzongdezongzhujianlewo,yedejisanfenbomian。”

anrushuangqileliangbeichafangzaikerenzhuoshang,kanzhepangziweiweiyaotou:

“weichutangqiansanwubu,etouxiandaohuatangqian。”

“saozi,zheiyoushishenmeyisi?”pangzibujie。

“nilianzhenda。”anrushuangshuozhezuolexialai。

pangziyiweianrushuangshizaikuata,mashangshuodao:

“neishiziran,yiwohupangzixianzaidediwei,tabujiwomianziyebuchenga。”

huaguizhengti,majianguoshituliangrendanxinneidiaosiguidaolewanshangzailaizhaotamen,anrushuangbianrangtamenzanshizaidaoguanlijiezhuyiwan,kankanneidiaosiguiganbuganzhaoshangmenlai。

anzhaochanglilaishuo,yibandediaosigui,bieshuojinlaile,jiulianjiejintamenqingzhuguandoumeizheigedanzi。

pangzizhengchouwanshangmeirengentahejiuchuiniu,lianmangquzhenshanggeleliangjinjiangniurou,maileliangpingshaojiuhuilai。

baitianxianganwushi,daoleyejian,sirenzhengzuozaiyuanzhongchengliangxianliao,yitongdengdaizuoshisanhuilai。

qingzhuguandedamenwaiquexiangqileqiaomendeshengyin。

“peng!peng!peng!”shengyinsanzhongliangqing,zaijijingdeyelixiandegewaicier。

zaiyuanzilizhengzailianxihuafudepangzisuikouwenleyiju:

“sheia?!menmeisuo,zijikaimenjinlai。”

meiyourenhuida,guoleyihuier,qiaomenshengzaicixiangqi,yijiushiqiansanxiazhonghouliangxiaqing,pangzigangzhunbeiguoqukaimen,yipangzuozaiyaoyishangdeanrushuangquezhanleqilai,hanzhulepangzi:

“huyijun,daizhangfuguoqu。”

pangzibeianrushuangzheimeyitixing,yejuedeqiaomenshengyouxiexiqiao,yushicongmuzhuoshangnaqiyizhang“liudingliujiaquxiefu”bianzouleguoqu。

pangzijingtixinhaitinggao,tazoudaomenhoubingmeiyouzhejikaimen,ershigezhedamenwenleyisheng:

“wozaiwenyibian,sheizaiwaimianqiaomen?!”

依旧没有人回答他。

cishipangzixinlimianyeyouxiefaxule,xinzangkaishitutuzhitiao,suirantaduoshaojingtongyidianerquxiekeguidefangfa,shouliyeyouyizhangkezhiyinxiedefuzhi,danhaishibutashi。

pangzideshougangfangdaomenhuanshangmian,turantingdaowaimianxiangqile“gegege”delengxiaosheng,hedetalianmangbashousuolehuiqu,jibujiupaohuidaoleyuanzhong。

pangzijianyipangdemajianguohelidagouzhengdingzhezijikan,weilemianzi,kaikoushuodao:

“wodaoshiyaoshitanyixia,waimianneidiaosiguiyoumeiyoujinlaidaoguandezheigebenshihedanliang。”

李大狗有些害怕:

“neidiaosiguitajinbulaima?”

“ziran,diaosiguishuyuguhunyegui,zhinengzaiwaimianhuzuofeiwei,meiyouzhurendeyunxu,tamengenbenjiukuabuguomenqiang。”pangzishuodao。

anrushuangtingdaopangzidehua,turanlianseweiweiyibianshuodao:

“pangzi,nigangganghaoxiangyoushuoguorangwaimianderenzijijinlai。”

pangzibeianrushuangzheimeyitixing,yixiazijiuxiangleqilai,taganggangdequeshuoguozheijuhua!

yishunjianpangzizhijuedezijihouxindouliangtoule,haoxiangyoushenmedongxijiuzhanzaizijishenhou!

pangzishouchifuzhi,mengdihuitou,shenhoukongdangdangshenmedoumeiyou。

“hu!~”pangzizhangchuyikouqi,gangzhuanguoshenlai,quekanjianyigenshangdiaoshengchuzailetademianqian。

“**,yougui!”pangzihedejinghuchusheng,lianmangbashouzhongdeliudingliujiaquxiefuchaozhemianqiandeshangdiaoshengjiutieleguoqu。

fuzhitiezaishangdiaoshengshangmian,shunjianziran,yucitongshi,benlaizuozaiyipangdelidagou,yixiazijiucongyizishangzhanleqilai,shuangyanzhilenglengdedingzhepangzi,guaijiaoyisheng,puleshangqu。

pangziwanquanmeifanyingguolai,zhijiebeilidagouyiquanjizhongleyouyan,zhenggerendaozailedishang。

pangzicongdishangpaqilai,dayanyikan,lidagoushuangyandaizhexiongguang,zuijiaobuduanyoubaimomaochu,wanquanshiquleziwoyishi,yinggaishibeineijinlaidediaosiguifuleshen。

“dimei,nixianjinwu,wolaiduifuta!”pangzihenqingchuanrushuangxianzaidezhuangkuang,taxianzaibuguoshiyigeputongren,zibaodoushiwenti。

“ququyigediaosigui,yeganlaiwomenqingzhuguansaye,niketingguozuoshisandeminghao?!”

pangzihaizaishuohuadeshihou,beidiaosiguifushendelidagouquechenjizaicipuleguoqu,zheicipangziyoulefangbei,bikailelidagouyoushoudezhiquan,quemeiliaodaolidagouzuoshoushunshilaileyige“houzitoutao”,yibajiuchaozhepangzidekuaxiazhualeguoqu。

“a~!!”canliedejiaoshengsipoyekong,gangganghuiwudeanrushuangtinghou,lianmangzoulechulai,zhenghaokandaopangziwanyaoshuangshouwuzhuzijidangbu。

cishipangzitengdeliansedoubianle,yongshouzhizhelidagoushuodao:

“nianqingrennibujiangwude,haoziweizhi,juranyongrucixialiubeibidezhaoshi!”