第四章恶搞
jiangyaojinbishigongzuo，lingdubinbinxinqingdahao。
yeyedehaoyi，taxincunganji，juexinhaohaogongzuo，weibijiaduoshaochuyixieli。
zicongjiehunhou，tahebiqihangeguogede，chulexuyaotachuyanbishaonainaidejiaoseshi，pingshijihulianmiandoupengbudao。suoyibiqihanmeiyouguanguotadeshenghuorichangkaizhi，tayebuhuigentazhangkouyaoqian。
gonggongheyeyejidejianmianhongbaoshitahunhouweiyidejingjilaiyuan。jianmianhongbaofeichangkeguan，ertayouhenjiansheng，suoyiriziguodehaisuanyoutiaobuwen。danshimeiyoujingjishouru，ziranhenshaoqushangchangxiaofei，duinvrenmenjinjinledaodemingpaifuzhuang、mingpaihuazhuangpinzhileidedoubushuxi。
taduziyirenzaiyinlushangchangguangzhe，siliangzhemaijitaodetideyifushangbanchuan。tingshuozheigeshangchangshibishiqixiadechanye，shunbiankeyishuxixia。
yinlushangchangjianzhuqipai，gouwu、yule、canyinyitiaolong，dubinbinhensuiyidiguangzhe。
erjintian，qiashibiqihanrichangxunshishijian，tacishizhengheshichangbujingliyiqizaiyinlushangchangnvzhuangzhuanjuquxunshi，lejiegejutaishangpinguanlijinkuang。
dangdubinbintajinnvzhuangzhuanjuqushi，qiabeibiqihanshouruyandi。
chriandiaiornvzhuangzhuanjuli，zhengmianguazhedeyijiantaoqunxiyinletademuguang。zheijiantaoqunjizhixingyoubushishishang，xingxingdiandiandeshougongzuanpingtianleyisiroumei。dubinbinjingzhizoujinzhuanju，shenshouxiangnaxialaishichuan。zhengdangtapengdaoyifushi，“sou”di，yifutuolikaiyijia，luorulebianshangyigenvrenshoushang。
“zheimeqiao，bishaonainai，zheijianyifuniyeyouxingqu？”nvrenbaixipifuguazilian，jingzhidezhuangrong，yaotiaodeshenxing，huangrandezhangjuanfasuiyidipizaijianshang。
kanzhehenyanshu，dubinbinzainaohailisouxunzhe。shineitianjiudiantaofangli，biqihanchuangshangdeneigenvren！
“zheijianshichaodilingzhuang，bishaonainaiyaoshiyouxingqu，yaobunixianshi？”nvrenqingmiedixiaozhe。
ruguozheiweijinyimianzhimoudebishaonainaibushiliandanbugoupiaoliangshencaibugoulinglong，yebuzhiyubeihanshaoyeneiyangyonglingleidefangshixiluo。
nvrenmingjiaoheyuya，shigemingbujianjingchuandexiaomote。
jiubali“ouyu”huahuakuoshaoluguangqi，liangrenliaodeshenhuan，bianfashengle“chunxiaoyike”。
sheizhidaoqingchenzhengshuidemihushi，beichixudeqiaomenshengchaoxing。
“luguangqi，nigaituichangle!”hanshaoyechuanglejinlai，baluguangqihonglechuqu。
talengshenzhe：nandaozheigemingzhenweichengdehanshaoyeduiwoyouyisi？
yinweiyanqiandehanshaoyezhengbazijishenshangdeyikutuoqurengdaoledishang。zheiqingjingyoubudetabuwangneigefangmianxiang。
zhengdangtaxinqingnanyiyizhidijidongshi，hanshaoyebinglengdehuarutongyipenliangshuidaotatoushang。
“nibatanzigaiqilai，luyidianchulaijiuxingle！denghuiyourenguolai，nishenmedoubuyongzuobuyongshuo，jiuzheiyangzuozhe。”shuowan，rengjitayidiechaopiao，zhengyandoumeikantayixia。
jinjiezhejiujinlaileyanqianzheigenvren。houlaitakanleyulezazhicaizhidao，zheinvrenbianshibijiashaonainai，hanshaoyemingmeizhengqudelaopo。
ganqingneitiantashibeihanshaoyeliyongchuyanleyichangzhuojiandaxi！yitadejianghuyueli，hanshaoyezheimelongzhongchuchangyinggaishiweileguyiqizheigenvren。yuanyinhezai，kongpazhiyoutazijizhidaole。duobanshizheinvrenbushouchong，retayan，kuaiyaobeisaodichumenleba......
suoweiyuluguangqide“ouyu”shitajingxincehuade，tamenmotequanli，bushaonenmoyinweirenshilefujiazidideyiyichaopaohong，zheizhengshitakewangde。
danneitianjiudianzhihou，taduocilianxiluguangqi，bushibujiedianhua，jiushiduozhebujian。
gangcaiyoujiluguangqibolegedianhua，zhijiebeiandiaole，woleyiduziqi，zhenghaopengdaodubinbin，bianjiejibaqidousatashenshangyixieyitouzhifen。
dubinbinlianyihong，meizhuyidaoshiyifulingzirucidi，zheibushitadefengge。
“ainikanwozheinaodaiguazi，wowanglebishaonainaiyoudeshiqian，buheshenyekeyiguazaiyijulishouzhe。re，yiwansanqianba，bugui。”nvrenlengzhelianjiangyifudidaoledubinbinshoushang。
dubinbinfanlexiajiageqian，guoranshiyiwansanqianba。taitoukanlekanzhuanjupinpai，caixiangqizheishiguojizhimingpinpai，yifuguideyaosi。zijidexiaofeishuipingjulizheijianyifuxiangchashiwanbaqianli。
“he，nishuodedui，zheijianyifudequebushiwodefengge，wozhishihaoqishangmiandehuichenweishenmezheimemingxian。”shuozhe，taqingqingpailepaiyifu，ranhoucongrongdijiangyifudihuidaonvrenshoushang。lixingshitadeqiangxiang，caibuhuiweilezhengyikouqiluanhuaqian！
tabulianzhan，zhuanshenyuliqu。jishimingzhiduifangzaichaofengziji，dan“chikuishifu”zheigedaoli，tacongxiaobianyidongde。hekuang，nashenmegentadou？
tameiyouzhuyidao，genzhetazoujinlaidebiqihanzhengzhanzaishouyintaijiezhefankanchriandiaiorzhuanjudexiaoshoujiluzuoyanhu，ananmiaozheta，toutingzhetamendeduihua。
biqihandezheifusijiazhentandeshenqinghejudong，redeyiqilaixunshideshichangbujingliyitouwushui，gangadizhanzaitabianshang，buganchusheng。
faxiandubinbinbeimoshengnvrenxiluo，taxinlitouzhele。
yexuliantazijidoumeiyouyishidao，dubinbinbeiduihuonuhuomenmenbuleyichengweitadekuaileyuanquan。liansidangluguangqidouzhihutayiniuqu，juranduiyigenvrenrucizhizhezhuonongegao，wanquanbushipingshineigewenzhonglengjingdebiqihan。