第一章:老公不行

xia,zaodenannai。ye,meideliaoren。

wokanzheshenbianshuichendezhangfu,yanleirenbuzhuzaiyiciqingxieerchu。

wojiaomijia,jinnianershiliusui。wohesunyunpengshidaxuetongxue,lianaisanniancaijiehun。sannianlaitahewoyizhixiaoxindeshouhuzhezuihoudedixian,zhixiangliujixinhunzhiyeyichangaideshengyan。

kewozuomengyexiangbudao,yongyuanyewangbudiao,dangwotuoquhunsha,xiuseyouqidaidebaozhutadebozi,taquedahanbuhao,yifudoumeituojiuzhijiejiaoxietoujiangle。

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yushilideshuishiwenroude,qingqingdemanmandehehuzhewodejifu。

woxiaoxinyiyiderangtahuanraowoshentimeiyigebufen,yicihuanjieyunpengdaijiwodeneiyifenwufaqusandekeqiu。

yourenshuo,nvrensanshirulangsishiruhu,guoleershiwusui,woyezhenzhentihuidaobanpilangdeweikou。wobuzhidaobierenshibushizheiyang,shuolainanyiqichi,youduoshaociwodeshoudoubuzhibujuedeshenxiangzijidebeiwoshenchu,kekanzheyunpenglianshangkunaoyouhaipademoyang,wozhinengyaoyatingguoqu……

neizhongziwei,bitonggengzhemoren……

“nizaizuoshenme?xizaoxuyaozheimezhangshijianma?”

yushidementuranbeidakaile,woheleyitiao,yanzhengzhengdekanzheyunpengnuqichongtiandezhizhewodama:“nizenmejiuzheimexuyaome?hehe……wozhenshikancuoleren,mijia,woyiweiwomenhuixingfude,keshini……nijingranbeizhewozuozheiyangdeshi?wozhidaowomanzubuleni,danshiniyebuzhiyuzijimanzuzijiba?”

sunyunpengdehuashenshendecitonglewo。

wozhanzaiyushili,renyouwenshuishunzhewobaomandexiongkouyidiyidideluozaijiaojian……

“dui,wojiushixuyao!nijiushimanzubulewo!”wobenlaibuxianghetachaojia,danshitazuijinzhendetaiguofenle。nimenkanguobuyaohemoshengrenshuohuame。neizhongduiwodexianzhihekuitan,zhendeshiyouguozhierwubuji。

sunyunpengbeiwojinule,tashuailewodeyujin,xiangfengleyiyangdahouzhezhizhemenkoushuo:“mijia,nigun,nimashanggun!nizheiyangduozaiyushilizijimanzuziji,buruchuquzhaoyigexingde……wo……wobuyaonile,woyaohenilihun!”shuowan,tazhendequwaimianbafangmendakai,tuozhewojiuwangwailin。wodangshiyifudoumeichuan,zhijuedewuleihongdingyibandexiuru。

“xing,sunyunpeng,neicongjintiankaishi,womijiajiujinidaidinglelvmaozi!”

jiyazaixinzhongyijiudeyuanhenzaizheiyikechedibaofale。wohuidaowoshizhaoleyifuchuanhao,liantoufadoumeichui,jiuneimeshidadadepaochulejiamen。

……

街上,人来人往。

woquebuzhidaogaiqunali……

jiuba,huoxushigebucuodexuanze。wobushiyige**denvren,maizuiduiwolaishuojiushibenbendeyibeiyibeidewangduziguan。

qichu,woshoujiyizhiwozaishouli,houlaiheduole,meidengdaoyunpengdedianhua,suoxingjiutiaojinwuchi,huluandegenzhejiezouniudongshenti。

yishuangjieshideshoubeicongshenhoubaozhulewo,wowendaoletaxiukouxiangshuishenmideweidao。

taburangwokantadelian,zhijinjindelouzhedeyao,yongjieshideshentimocengwo。

wocongbuzhidaozheigeshijieshangyouzheiyangdeyizhongziwei,neizhonggezhekuzidounengganshoudaodedingzhuang,rangwojinhuzhixi。yunpengconglaidouzuobudaozheixie,tameicidouxinxudebuganrangwokanbuganrangwopeng,erwoni,hetacongjiehundaoxianzaihaishigechu,womeiyoumaiyuanta,tadaoshiyaohewolihun!

jinguanyoukouwuxin,yezhendetaiguofen!

woduqidefashineiwanyidingyaobazijideneicengmojipole!

houbanyederenshaolexuduo,tabiwogaochuyigetou,zaihunandedengguangxia,woliuzhehanduitashuo:“wojinwanbuxianghuijia……”

“haoa,neiwopeini。”taaimeidejiangwoladaohuaili,niezhudelianturanbaqidewenleshanglai,zheigewensihudaiyoumolihejiezou,zhiyichupengdaowodezuichunjiurangwoganjuewuchuketao。sunyunpengconglaimeizheiyangwenguowo,womenlianggeganqingshizhende,zheifangmianquehaoxiangyizhishijiade,takenengduizijibuzixin,suoyiqinwodeshihouzongshixiaoxinyiyi……

nanrenzuiliteyoudexiangyanweidaorangwohenbunengduoxijikou,taxinongdeyaolewodezuichun,butengdeneizhong。henmingxian,zheishiyigeyourenyouyudelaoshou。

“zheimexiangyao……nijiehunlema?”

“jiehunle。”wobuhuisahuang,yemeibiyaoheyigemoshengrensahuang,zaiwokanlai,zheiyeshenrenjingfashengdeshi,buguoshiyichangmeng。

tadeshouzaiwodejifushangliuxiahuoredewendu,gezhekuziganshouwoyijingpobujidaidexuyao。

tashuowohenmingan,shuowozheiyangdenvrenzaijiubahenrongyichikui,wodangshihaiyoulizhi,xinxiangwozhilaizheiyicizaiyebulaile。jiubalimianjiushengxiawomenlianggeren,tajinhubawobaozaihuaili,xiaoxinyiyidejiangshoushenjinwodeyifuli……

woshuyuneizhongshencaitebiedehaodenvren,daxuedeneihuieryigeqinshidenvhaijiudouxiaozheshuowotaida,buguoshangxuedeshihoubujuededayoushenmehaochu,haijuedechuanyifuhuibushufu,beinanrenkanhuinanweiqing。kecanjiagongzuohoujiubuyiyangle,shiyexiandequehenzhongyao。

“niyouzibenchulaiwan。buguojieguohunhaibuanfen,jiuzhendehenqianshoushile!”tadehuakouweihenzhong,dongzuoyedadandaobao,wozhijuedexinzangdouyaocongsangziyanlitiaochulaile,zheishijiuba,tayaozuoshenme!

那一刻,我怂了!

wocongmeizheimechulaiwanguo,hunandedengguangxiawokandaodeshiyizhangnianqingyoushuaiqidelian,suiranbushihenqingchu,kewoganjuededaotanianlingyinggaibiwohaixiaoyidian,bizigaogaode,yanjinghenshen。

“nishizheilideyazi?”zaiwodeyinxiangli,jiubazhangdehaokandenanrendoushizuozheiyixingde,buguoyebale,jiajilesunyunpengzheizhongchuangshangwonangdenanren,wojingranduiyaziyetuzenghaogan!

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