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wolengleyixia,youdianjingyatadexixin。

“youyao!tianyewanle,niyezaodianhuiquxiuxi。”wopibeideshuo。

weiyishengchaolewoxiaoleyixia,yemeizaishuoshenme。

huidaofanghou,wotuoxiagaogenxie,zuandaoyushilixileyigeshufudezao,shenmeyebuquxiang,bianzhijietangshiyiyangyidongbudongdetangdaozaichuangshang。

kaishinaohailihaihuimaochuguchihewomeimeijintianneidianshi,houlaidagaijuedezheigenwoyagenmeiguanxi,suoxingyebuxiangle,yanyibijiurushuile。

shuiyimenglongdezhuangtaixia,woturanganjueshenshangyiliang,youbinglengdekongqibuduandesinvewo,erwodeshenshangrutongyaleyizuoshanyiyang。

wojingdemengdezhengkaiyan,faxianguchijingranyazaiwoshenshang。

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“guchi,ninaozishibushijintianchoule,jiewoyifuzuoshenme……”wopaikaitadeshou,pitougailianjiushiyishenghechi。

zheiyechuangminzhaijiusuanle,haiyazaiwoshenshangjiewoyifusuannamenzishi。

“he!”talengxiaoleyisheng,bochunweiyang,“zheibujiushinixiangyaode?zenme,yaogenwowanwanyuhaijuying?”

worenzhexiongqianglixiongxiongdenuhuo,liandengletaliangyan,“guchi,nizhenshigaokanzijile,woxiangyaokebushizheixie。”

woshuowanshenshouxiangtuikaitaxiachuang,danguchizhijieduizhewozuibajiuwangshangqiangwenleyixia,wowenzheguchizuilidejiuwei,renbuzhuzhouqilemeitou。

tapingshisuiranjiusuanhejiule,dankenenglaotianyetebiejuanguta,zuilifanermeiyouneizhonglingrenzuooudejiuwei,fanerchongmanlejiuqidechunxiangwei。

guchijianwozheimepaichidexiangyaotuikaita,daizhezuiyideyanshenshunjianbiandeyinchen,zhuazhewodeshoujiuzhongzhongdeanzaitouding,chaowolengchaoleyifan:“yifubuqingyuandeyangzizuojisheikan?nichuxinjilvdegouyinwogemen,youbandaoziyan,bujiushixiangyinqiwodezhuyi?suqingrong,nishibushiwanglewoshuoguobuxiangzaikanjianni。”

“hehe!guchi,nizhendetaizidale!“wolengxiaozhe:“wosuqingrongyebushineizhongbugancuideren,sichanlandazheizhongshi,womeixingqu。”

guchiqingmiedekanlewoyiyan,hengjileyisheng,xianranwanquanjuedewodehuameiyoukexindu。wangzhetaneiqingmiedeyanshen,wonaohailimaochulejintiantaduiwomeimeineitengxi,hehudejudong,dunshijuedehuxiyouxienanshou。

woshuangshoudidangzaixiongqianbuxiangrangtazaikaojinwo,xianzaitajiranyoulexihuandenvren,woyouhebineimeshahaineimezaotaziji,gengbuxiangrangtazheimejiantawodezunyan。

wofenlidetuileguchiyiba,talengxiaoleyisheng,fanerbiandegengjiacubao,zhijiejiangwoshenshangjincundejidianyifusichelexialai。

“guchi,nibiewangle,womenmeiguanxile,niyaozuozhaoqitanvrenqu……”wochongtaehenhendeshuoleyiju。

tafanermeiyoufangkaiwo,niezhulewodexiaefengcidexiao:“yuqinguzong?zheizhongbaxiwanduole,kejiubuhaowanle。”

shuowandetongshi,taditoubianqiangxingdeduzhulewodezuiba,woxiongqiangneidenuhuojihubengchulai,liandengletahaojijiao,danyouyutatuizhangjiaozhang,hunshenjirou,fanerdengdewojiaoteng。

tazhiyiyaozuo,woqidetengchuyizhishoujiuchaotalianshangshuaileyibazhang,xindihaiyouyisihaipa,danweileweihuzijidezunyan,wonuzheyizhanglianhechitaganjincongwozheierlikai。

guchishenshoumolemobeiwodadeneibanbianlian,shenseyuefayinchen,zuijiaogoulechuyimochaofengdehudu:“niwanguohuole,zhuzaiwofangzideli,haizhuangzhezhenjielienv。suqingrong,zheizhongshiqingduiyunilaishuomeishaozuoguo,xianzaizhuangchengyifulienvdeyangzizhenshifengci,zhenyaozhuang,jiuzhuangxiangyidian,buruquyiyuanbugemo?”

guchishuowanhuazhihouqiangshibadaodejiuduzhuwodezuiba,womannaohailiquanshitagangcaiwuruwodehua,zhangzuizaitadezuipihenhendeyaoleyikou,dunshiwendaoyiguzixuexingdeweidao。

si……guchitonghengleyisheng,lianseyinchendekanlewoyiyan,zuijiaodaizheweihongdexuese,zhenggerenshangquyoujifenxiemei。

womiansehongchao,zhengkexinyizhenkuangtiao,gubushangneimeduowozhijietuikaiyazaiwoshenshangdeguchi,juanqisankaileshuiyijiucongmangdecongchuangxiapalexialai。

fanxiangdaojuleyihuier,wocongjuzinachuleneibenfangchanshuaidaoletademianqian,lengyandekanletayiyan:“xing!guchi,zheifangziwohaijini,danshiruguonihaixiangshuiwo,haideqingninizizhong,wosuiranyebushishenmezhenjielienv,danhaizhiyuzheimemeijiecao……”

guchisihuanquanbuzaiyiwodehua,kaozaichuangtoudianranleyigenyanfanchunxiangji:“jiecao,niyou?zenmenixianzaiyiweinipanshangleweiyishengle,zaiwomianqianjiukeyixiaozhanghengxingle?”

wofanzaodehuleyikouqi,landezaiqudaliyigefajiufengderen。

“niaizenmejiuzenmexiang,danwomenzhijianneiduanguanxiyijingjieshule……”wofenkaidetixingletayibian,zoudaochuangbiannaqizijidebao,xishangyifudekouzi,yijinggubushangshenshangchuandeshibushishuiyi,zongzhi,jiuxiangganjinlikaizheigeshifeizhidi。

womeiyoukantayiyan,zoudaomenkouniezhumenbashi,turanyishuangyoulijieshidedashouconghoumianbaozhulewo,woshenshangwangqiandieleyibu,zhijiebeitayazaiqiangbizhishang。

woniuguotouhenhendedengletayiyan:“guchi,huadoushuoqingchule,nihaixiangzenmeyang?”

“yunxunizoule?”guchidifuzaiwodeerbian,zhiredehuxisazaiwodeergenshang,momingdewodexinjiukuangtiaolejixia,tashengyindaizheyisihenli:“womeishijiangennifeihua,shuiniyebushibaishui,yiqiandejichushangjiashangyibei,meiyue15wan,xianzainikeyiguaiguaidequtanghaole?”

wodashengdelengxiaoleqilai,duishangtaneishuangshensuideshuangyan,xinzhongdejuedeyouqiyouhaoxiao:“haha!guchi,shisheigaosuwoyouxizaowanwanle,xianzainihaixiangzhechihuitoucao,nizhenmeizhong……”

guchizhoumeiwendao:“zenme,haibumanyi?”

wolengranyixiao,danaiyuzhenggeshenzidoubeineimeqiangshideyazaiqiangbishang,zhinengcemoudengzhetalishengdao:“dui!woyagenjiubuhuikaolvzaijixu,fangkaiwo……”

tingdaozheili,guchimeitouningshenle,danlianshangquezhendingziruo,banguowodenaodailengchaodao:“suqingrong,zheishihaiyoubudeni……”

wobeitayedeyiduzinuhuo,zhanglezhangzuibaxiangfanbotayifan,meixiangdaotaqingxiashenzizhunquedebazhanlewodechun,henhendezhanzhuansimo。