“woshuolewobujia！dijingsheibuzhidaoneihuojiadashaoyejiushigeduanminggui，faqibinglainengtuhaojitongxueni！”
“bujiayedejia！renjiahuojialaoyezizhidingyaodejiushimujiadenver！”
musisibeiqideyiduojiao，shouzhizhizhenanrenkongsudao：“ba！nizenmerenxin，zenmerenxinbawojiajiyigeduanmingguichoubaguai！huojiadashaoyejiushigeyaoguanzi，zhangdehaiheren！”
muqiwenyan，hueryinchenzhelian，yanshenlitouzhehenli，shangqianyibu，“pa”deyishengyibazhangdazailenvhaidelianshang。
“hunzhangdongxi！baiyangnizheimeduonian！”
ruguohuojiabushidijingquanshitaotian，muqiyouzenmerenxinjiangmusisijiajihuoqingranzheigebinggui。
jushuotahunshenzhangyounongbao，zhuangrukugao，ranerhuojiajingxiangzaitasiqian，jitataoyimenqinshi，pinjinzuzuyouershiyini！
musisibukezhixindedengzhemanshileishuideyanjingkanzhenanren，yanleijiuxiangbushoukongzhiyiyangpilipaladediaolexialai。
“ba，nidawo？！nijurandawo！haishuobaiyang……”
baiyanglianggezigangshuochukou，musisiwuzhelian，turanxiangshixiangdaoleshenme。
“jirandoushimujiadenver，neiweishenmebushijiejiejia？”
jiwanganshoudaonverluozaizijishenshangdemuguang，qingqingdediandiantou，yandifanqilengxiao，suijifuhedao。
“laogong，nvershuodeyoudaolia，niannianbisisiyaoda，anzhaochuantonglaishuo，yegainiannianxianchujia，suirannianniannaoziyouxiebutaihaoshi，danwoxiangyinggaibuyingxiangchujia，zheibujiushiliangquanqimeima。”
muqiwenyan，siyousongdong，musisijianneimuqidongyaole，yushibianduojialeyibahuo。
“jiushijiushi，baba，ninzhendeshedebawojiajiyigechoubaguaima？wokebuxiangxiaoxiaonianjijiudangleguafua。”
musisixiaozuiyidu，hengleyisheng，zhuanguotouqubulita。
muqitanlekouqi，zhuannianyixiang，yedui，yushitamolemonverdelianwen。
“haitengma？ganggangshibabazhejile，nibuyaoshengqi。nizuijinbushikanshangleyikuanbaobaoma？dengnijiejiaguoqu，babajiujinimai，haobuhao？”
muqikanzhemusisideyanlichulechongnizhiwai，haizangzheyimosuanji。
nverma，chizaoyaojiarende，zaizenmetengai，douburulaihuanqujinqianquanshilaidezhongyao。
raner，zheiyimunaoju，beiyishuangqinglengdeyanmoujinshouyandi。
muqisiyouganjuedaoyidaobinglengdeshixian，taitoukanxiangerlouloutichushi，quekandaomuniannianliuzhekoushuiyanshenchidaidekanzheziji，bujinjuedeyizhenexin。
muniannianjiangshouzhifangjinzuiliyaoleyao：“baba，woele，woxiangchifanfan。”
muniannianshiliusuineinianchulechehuo，quebeijimujiwanguyituoyanzhiliao，daozhitanaodaisunhuai，rujinchenglegeruozhidinenger。
weileburangtachuqudiuren，jiwanhemuqibianjiangtaguanzaiyongrenfangli，laoyongrenjuedemafan，yushijingchangbuguanta，suoyitadeshenshang，zongshiyouyigulajidechouwei。
muqiyanedecumei，zhaogumunianniandelaoyongrenpaoleguolai，lianmanglazhemuniannianwangwuneidai。
“aiyou，sha……daxiaojie，nizenmezaizhei，ganjinhuiqu！yaoburanlaoyejiuyaoshengqile！”
muniannianweiqubabadekanzhelaoyongren，“wo，wo……niannianzhishiele……”
tamozheduzi，youxieweiqu。
laoyongrenfanlegebaiyan，kanjiantaxinendegebo，andilicucaodeshoushenguoquhenhendeningleyiba。
“laoye，wo、wojiudaitahuiqu，burangtadaochuluanzou。”
danglaoyongrenzhuanshen，huerkandaomunianniandeyanmoubushihunzhuo，ershiyinlengeryouxilishi，momingdegandaoyizhenhaipa，jiaoxiayihua，biangunxialelouti。
tadajing，yigeliangqiang，zhenggerenshizhongzailexiaqu。
“哎呦！”
laoyongrengunluoxialouti，zhizhigundaolezhengzaishuohuadejirenjiaobian，hunshentengdeshuobuchuhualai。
“nainai！”ruannuodeshengyincongerlouloutichuanlai，muniannianyezhejidipaodaolelouxia，xiangyaobaoqilaoyongren，ranerlaoyongrenquehaipadeduozaiyibian。
muqizhoulezhoumei，pieleyantangzaidishangdelaoyongren，kantadingzhemuniannian，sihuxiangdaoleshenmedeyinchenlexialai。qitarenyejiangmuguangtouxianglemuniannian，fangfozaishuo，zheishitatuide。
“baba，niweishenmezheimekanzheniannian……”
muniannianhaimeidedaohuifu，bianbeimuqihendudeyijiaotifanzaidishang，lianseyinchen。
muniannianshouxiaodeshentirutongzhipianyibandizaluozaidi，juansuozheshenti，sesefadou。
heganggangdecifuxingxiangdaxiangjingting。
musisizhanzaiyipang，xiaorongsihaobuyanshi，yandidoufanzhexiaoyi。
babaneiyijiaoyongjinlehunshendeliqi，sihaomeiyoubatadangchengyigeren。
“buzhongyongdedongxi，haiganshuohuang！”
shuozhe，muqiyouxiangbuyijiao，musisijishishangqianqulazhuta。
suiranshuotakanjianbabachuailezheigeshaziyijiao，xinlihenshuang，danshihunlimashangjiudaole，barendacanle，tashangnazaizhaoyigemujiaxiaojiechulai。
“baba，jiejieyebushiguyide，yaobuninbatajiaojiwo，wolaijiaota。”
musisiyanshenhanliangdekanzhezaidishangdagundemuniannian，xinlilengxiao。
yigeshazinengjiajinhuojia，neiyeshishibeizixiulaidefuqi！
傻子配丑八怪。
天造地设。
为民除害。
muqihaiyaoquzhunbeihunlideshiqing，nandededianlediantou。
musisigaogaoxingxingdelingzherenhuileyongrenfang。
yidakaimen，yizhenfuchoudeweidaodunshichuanrubijian。
“好臭！”
musisiwuzhexiongkouganoulejixia，lianmangjiangkouzhaodaishang。
“jiejie，nixiangchihaochidedangaoma？”
musisideyuqidaizhedianeryouhongdeyiwei。
“dangao？”munianniandalegekuge，waizhetou，kanzhemusisi：“dangaohenhaochima？”
musisiyanjingpiexiangyongrenfangneiduilajishang，xintoufanqiedudexiangfa。
“jiejienikan，neigejiushidangao，tebiehaochi，nixiangchangchangma？”
muniannianshunzhetadeshouzhikanguoqu，yanjingyiliang，yuqiyouxiexingfen。
“zhendema？zhendehenhaochima？”
“zhende……”musisirenzheexin，yongliangzhishouzhilinqineibuzhidaofangleduojiuyijingfameidedangao。
“来，你赶紧吃。”
muniannianjieleguolai，xiaorongmiantiandekanleyiyanmusisi，zaiduifanggulideyanshenxia，zhengyaowangzuilifang。
musisipingzhuhuxizhigougoudedingzhetadedongzuo。
turan，neigeshangmianzhangdewushumeijun，youheifalvdedangaoshendaoletazuili。
“haochidedangaoyaojimeimeixianchi！”
musisidengdaleyanjing，dengfanyingguolaishi，dangaoyijingjinletazuili。
fuxiudeweidaohunhezhesilaoshudeqiweizuanjinbijian。
“ou！muniannian，nifenglema？！”