第6章 陪你离婚

“xiexieni,qingwencongzheilidaoshiquyaoduoshaoqiana?”anyueyueruoruodewendao。 

renjiabatacongneigelongtanhuxuezhongjiulechulai,zijikendingbunengbierendezhanbianyi。

guyantingzaitingdaotadehuahou,mingxianlengleyixia,yandishanguoyisiwanwei,yonghenlengdekouqidao:“congzheilidaoshiquchabuduodeyouershigongli,wozheichemailaiyebubianyi,erqiehaishidiyicizairen,buguowokannitingkeliandeyangzi,pashimeishenmeqian,jiushouniwubaiyisiyisiba!”

wubaikuaijiunengzuotakaideche,ruguochuanchuqu,kongpawushurenzhuangpotoudouyaowangzheilimianji。

“wubai?”anyueyuequedengyuanleyanjing,shishengzhizhetajiaodao:“nizheigerenyetaishizidakaikouleba,jingranyaowowubai!jichengcheershigongli,yejiusishikuaiqian,nizenmenengluojingxiashi,yikaikoujiuyaowozheimeduo?”

“nibawodangjichengchesiji?”guyantingmengzhuanliankanleguolai,yanjingliquanshiweixiandeweidao。hehe,jichengche,nihaizhenshiganxiangxianga!

“bu……wobushineigeyisi……wodeyisishishuo,shuonineige,neigechefeinengbunengshaoyidian?”tasuolesuobozi,youzhongzijigangchulangxueyouruhukoudeganjue。

zheigenanrensuiranzhishiyigeren,keweishenmezijiganjuebibeineiyiqunxizhuangnanrenzhuazhudeshihou,haiyaoweixian?

“ng?”nanrenlengleyixia,caibatouzhuanhuiqukanzheqianfanglukuang,dandandao:“neinixiangwojinishaoduoshao?”

“shao……shaoyigeling?”anyueyuegangshuowan,jiukandaonanrenmeitouzhouleqilai,tamashangjidao:“zhende,wojiuzhiyouwushiduokuaile,wo……wowowo……wokeyibashoujidiyajini,wojinniannianchu800kuaixinmaide!”

“嗤!”

zheici,guyantingzhongyurenbuzhuxiaoleqilai,zijiaerzidaodichilezheinvrenzuodeshenme,jingranzuotianhuilaihoujiuchabusifanbuxiangde!nandaoshiyinweitanongdeneixielajishipinhaochi?

taniutousaoleanyueyueyiyan,benzhishisuiyiyiyan,danguyantingdemuguangmashangtingdunlexialai,yanjingluozaianyueyuedaizhebojingshangyuxingxiaoyuzhuishang,“danzizhenda,zheidongxiyeshinengluanjide?”

“a?”anyueyueyileng,meitingdongtazhideshishenme。

guyantingquexianglexiang,zhijiekaikoudao:“nibozishangdeyuzhui,kanzhetingyouyisi,nibatajiwo,wojiusongnihuishiqu!”

“zheige?”anyueyueditoukanzhezijidaizhedeyuzhui,ranhoumashangyaotou,haobuyouyudeshuodao:“zheigebunengjini,zheishiyigexiaodidizaiwoneierchifanluoxiade,woxiaciyujianyaohaijitade!”anyueyuemeixiangguobazheiyuzhuizhanweijiyou,yegengmeixiangguozijiyaoxunqiuyigehaizidebangzhu。

“he,yaohaijita?neinixianzaixiangqunaer,shiquzhaotabadongxihaijitama?”guyantingzuijiaoqinzheyisiguiyideweixiao。

kanyangzizheigechunnvrenhaoxiangbuzhidaochouxiaozishisheini,suoyitayinggaishixinglaihou,haimeihetajianguo,jiuzijihaipadexiapaolechulai?

budebushuo,guyantingsiweiminjie,jibiantameiyoukeyiquguanhuanyueyuebeizijimingrendaihuilaizhihou,youfashengleshenme,dantashaoweiyisixujiudagaicaichuleqiqibaba。

ertazheizhongxiemeidexiaorong,linganyueyuedailepiankehou,tahuranshiluoleqilai,duia,neigexiaodidizainaerni?zuotiantayigerenpaochulai,youmeiyouzhaodaotadejiaren?

ruguotayouduzipaoqujiafujinzhaoziji,yujianleyucuilantamenzenmeban?

anyueyueyishijianxiangdaolexuduo,erqiezijixianzaizheiyangzihuiqu,yucuilantamenyouhuizenmeduifuziji?yitamenneiyijiarendiandaoshifeidenengli,ruguolihundehua,neibamadefangziyaoruhecainengquanbuyaohuilai!

jiuzaitayichoumozhandeshihou,tadeshoujihuranzhendongleqilai。

anyueyuenachulaiyikan,beizhushi:laogong。

kandaozheijisongyuankaidebeizhu,anyueyuemouzijiuyouxiefahong,zhishitazheihuidadianhuajizijizuoshenme?nandaoxiangtongle?

cishi,wulunzhiqiananyueyueyouduomedeshiwang,kedangkandaosongyuankaidalaidianhuadeshihou,taxinzhonghaishirenbuzhuyongqixiwang,yigenvrenduizijihunyindexiwang。

“喂……咔!”

taganganxiajietingjian,shoujijiuheipingmeidianle,zheiyishunjian,anyueyuexinzhongyongqinanyiyizhidejiaoji,mashangzhuantoukanxiangkaichedeguyanting,xileyidakouqi,caidao:“qing,qingwennin,nincheshangyouchongdianqime?”

充电器?

guyantingxiayishiyongyanjingpiaoleanyueyueneibuzhidaoshenmepaizidezapaijihou,zhilezhizijidechezaiwuxianchongdianqizhuangzhi,“nijuedenineiposhoujinengchong?”

tingdaozheihanzhebishiweidaodehua,anyueyuelianjihuhongdekuaidixuele,tashoujibushipingguoyebushihuawei,gengbushishimianshangchangjiandeanzhuo,ershilaokuannuojiyadeneizhongfangtouchongdianjiekou。

eryanqianzheigewuxianchongdianzhuangzhi,tashijiandoumuyoujianguode。

“haomaduoshao,ninianjiuxingle。”jiuzaitazibeiyouzhejideshike,guyantingzaiyibiaotaishangqingqingyianhou,dandandeshuodao。

“13228……”

dangtanianwanzhihou,qichezhongzhijiejiuxiangqilebohaodeshengyinlai……

……

与此同时!

ershiduogongliwai,zhengzaianyueyuejiazhongtingleyucuilanhua,jiaoanyueyuehuijialihun,eryinweidadianhuajianyueyueyoubeiguaduan,zaidaguoquguanji,zhengnaohuodesongyuankai,huranjiukandaomianqiandeshoujixiangleqilai。

“18888888888……?”

这么牛逼的号码?

shinagedarenwuzhaoziji?

tayilengzhihou,shunjianjiujinzhangleqilai,erzaisongyuankaipangbiandeyucuilanfaxianqingkuanghou,jiuwendao:“erzi,zenmele,shibushianyueyueneigelanhuojinilaidianle?”

“ma,bieluanshuo,yongzheigehaomaderenbudele,nianjingdian,wokankanshisheizhaowo!”tajinzhangdao。

wenyan,yucuilanmashangjiubizuile,yinweitajiusuanzaibudong,ketayuanyitingzijierzide。

“wei,ninhao,shiwosongyuankai,qingwenninzhaoshei?”songyuankaiyonghenkeqideyuqijieqiledianhua,xinzhongtante。

kejiexialaiyigeshuxinvrendeshengyin,dunshirangtajilengzhule。

“yuan,yuankai……nizhaowo……shenmeshier?”

falalizhong,anyueyuediyicidangzherenzheimedadianhua,shuohuadeshengyinhenshibugouzizai,haozaiguyantingdemuguangzhishizheqianfangkaiche,bingmeiyoulihuitadeyisi。

“安玥玥?”

tingdaosongyuankaizheimingxianyouxiebuquedingdeshengyin,anyueyuexiayishidianlediantou,ranhoufaxianzijizaidadianhuahou,jiuxiaoshenghuiyingdao:“yuankai,shi,shiwo,nigang……”

“haonigelanhuobuyaolian,zhaolegeyouqianrenshiba?yongbierendianhuadajiwojiayuankailaihulaoniangshiba?gaosuni,nixianzaimashangdaizhenideyenanrengunhuijialai,wojiayuankaiyaolilenizheigesibuyaoliande**……”

yucuilanmajiedeshengyinhuranxiangqi,zhengkaichedeguyantingmeitouyixiajiuzhouleqilai,zaizhuantou,jiukandaoshenpangdeanyueyueyijinghonglemouzi,yilianweiqu,quejueqiangdemeiyouluoxiayidiyanlei。

zheichangjing,rangtanaohaizhongmengranchuxianleyigejiuweidehuamian。

yigeqingnian,weilehezijishenaidechulianzaiyiqi,zaifumumenqianguilesantiansanye!

taxiangqicengjingzijiweileaiqingbuyezheimejueqiangdeme?zhishizijizuihoubingmeiyoudedaojieguobale……

weiweiyitan,beigouqihuiyideguyanting,xianglexiang,juedingbangzheigenvrenyici,suanshitichouxiaozibaodaotale。

yushizaichexiangneixiangqidemanmashengtingxiahou,songyuankaijiukaikoudao:“niwuhuile,anxiaojiedeshoujimeidian,caijielewodeshoujidahuiqu,ruguo……”

“runimalagebi,**zaizijiushiniba!nijiushizuotianneigeyezhongdedieshibu?anyueyuezheige**qi……”

“bieshuole,wotongyilihun!”

“嘟嘟嘟!”

anyueyuemeirangyucuilanjixumajie,tahouwanjiuguaduanledianhua!

dengtaxiangqiyucuilanhaimalebierenzhihou,tamashanghanzheyanleimanlianqianyidezhuanguoqukanxiangguyanting,zhengyaodaoqian,jiukandaoyanqianzheigeyuanbenfengshenruyu、qizhiwushuangdenanren,cikeyizhangshuailianyijingheitoutoulexialai。

“你……”

tazhanglezhangzui,huameichukoujiukandaoshenpangdenanrenyaoyaqiechi,lianseyinchendechushui:“hao,haodehen!”

yubiyijiaoyoumencailexiaqu,falalibianshuxiangshunjianbiaodaole320mai!

“a……niyaodaiwoqunaer?”

“maiyifu,ranhoupeiniqulihun!”