第1章 哑巴配瞎子

“wocaibuyaojiajixiazi!”

zhuimanlezhenzhudelifucongloushangrengxialai,ganghaozadaoleyemanxidelian,tashunshijianglifubaozhu,zoujinlejiejieyelvhedefangjian。

jintianshiyelvhejiajihuomiaoderizi,danshitabianguale。

fuqinyezeminjiaolvdiweizheyelvhezhuanlelianggequan:

“xiaogunainai,jiusuanhuomiaoxiale,jiusuanhuomiaoxianzaishishile,dantahaishihuojiaren,womenrebuqia!”

“wobuguan,zongzhiwobujia,sheiyaojiasheijia!”

yelvhexiesidilidibasuoyounengzadedouzadaodishang,wuliyipianlangjie。

jimucenmulanzaiyipangbangqiang:“bujiajiubujiale,womenjialvhezheiyangdezenmenengjiajiyigexiazi?”

“chezaiwaimiandengzhele!”yezeminjidezhiduojiao:“wodexiaogunainai,nizongbunengrangwoqujiaba!”

yelvhemengdiyitaitou,kandaolezhanzaimenkoudeyemanxi。

tayanjingyiliang,jianzhesangzizhizheyemanxihandao:“ta,rangtajia!”

yezeminhuitoukandaolezhanzaimenkoudexiaonver:“tabuhuishuohuaa!”

“wozaihuomiaodemianqianconglaimeiyoushuoguohua,huomiaoyizhiyiweiwoshigeyaba!”

yezeminchayidiwen:“weishenme?”

“ba,nibuyaowenneimeduole,yabajiaxiazi,jianzhishijuepeia!tabiwogengheshia!”

jimuheyezemindemuguangdoutoushedaoyemanxideshenshang。

jimumanyanfangguang:“wokanxing,laogong。”cenmulantuiletuiyezemin:“fanzhenghuomiaoyexiale,yigebuhuikan,yigebuhuishuo,buzhenghaoma?”

yezeminchongmanxiwangdizouxiangyemanxi:“manxi...”

yemanxijinjinbaozhelifu,lifushangdemeiyikexiaozhenzhudouzailuozhetadezhangxin。

tademuguanglengjingdisaoxiangzhongren。

dangtingliuzaiyelvhedeshenshangshi,yelvheyoudianxinxudiduoguotadeyanshen。

“女儿...”

budengyezeminkaikou,yemanxijiudazheshoushigaosuta:“hao。”

ranhou,tabaozhelifuhuidaolezijidefangjianhuanshang。

mingmingxiaoshihouhuomiaoxunuozhangdahuihuilaiquta,keshizhangdahoutaaiderenquebianchenglejiejie。

buguomeiguanxi,fanzhengjintianjiajihuomiaodeyeshita。

napataxianzaiyijingxiale,dantayiwufangu。

lifuqishibutaiheshide,youdiandianda,danshibuyaojin。

zhiyaonengjiajihuomiao,zenyangdouxing。

yemanxitachuyejiadamen,wanyaozuojincheli。

chezifadong,jianxingjianyuan,kaiwanghuojiazaichengjiaodeyigebieshu。

meiyouhunli,meiyouyishi。

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chezizaiyidonglaojiudebieshuqiantingxialai,yemanxixiache,tuikaiyijingshengxiudetiemen,chuanguomanyuanshuaibaidehuayuan,zhanzaibieshudedamenkou。

yigesishiduosuidexiaoshoudezhongniannvrenkezheguazikaimen,yijinquyemanxijiubeimanwudehuichenjiqiangdaole。

jiezheshenhouzhaoshejinlaideyangguang,yemanxidaliangbieshunei。

dayueshijishinianqiandejianzhu,limiandezhuanghuanghejiajudoushihenduonianqiande,daochumimanzhefuxiudeqixi。

huichenzaiyangguangxiafeiwu,daochudoubumanhuichen,zheishihenduonianmeirenzhudema?

nandaohuomiaozhendezhuzaizheili?

zhongniannvrentuchuguazipi,qingmandikaikou:“shaoyezailoushangdiergefangjian。”

yemanxiyibuyibuxiaoxindizoushanglouti,muzhiloutiyinweinianjiushixiuyoudedifangyijinghuaile。

tatingdaozhongniannvrenzaishenhouhengzhe:“xinniangzidaoshimanpiaoliang,kexijiajilexiazi!”

tahuayingangluo,hurankandaoyemanxizailoutishangmengdizhanzhuzhuanshen,zhengmuguangruilididingzheta。

zhongniannvrenxinxudibishangzui,zhuanguoleshen。

yemanxishanglelou,zaimenkoujiutingdaoleconglimianchuanlaidecaozadeshengyin。

“jiwodashang,shuangjiliuliuliu,wojiurangwomenxiridedazongcaizhibochixiang!”

“zheiweiwangyou,nibuxina,nikan,zheibujiushiwomenhuoshidedazongcaihuomiaoma?”

“dashangchaoguoyiwan,bangexiaoshihou,womendazongcaizhibochixiang!hahahahaha...”

yemanximengdituikaimen,manshihuichendefangjianli,lianggenianqingrenzhengnazheshoujiduizheyigerendelianmengpai。

neigerendaizhemojingzuozaichuangbianyizhangpojiudetengyili,chuanzheyijianbaichenshan,lengfengzhengzaicongmeiyoubolidechuanghuzhonghuhudichuijinlai。

yaozhidao,jintianshilayueershiba,tianhandidong。

tadelianbeifengchuidecangbai,zuichunyeganzaodiqilepi,chenyideyixiuhaishijuanzhede,luchudepifuyijingbeidongdeqingzi。

jinguantarusimoyang,danshitademianrongyiranjunlangruxi。

taceduizheta,neimeanjing,fangfoyizuoshidiao。

zaitayanli,tahewangribingmeiyoushenmebutong。

weiyibutongde,dayuejiushitalianshangduoleyifumojingba!

tahaijidetayiqianmingliangdeyanjing,fangfosuiyuechenjidehupo,chunjingqieshenmi。

neilianggerenzheimenao,tafangfozhishenshiwai,hunranbujue。

yemanxidechuxianrangneilianggenianqingrenlengleyixia,yigewen:“tashishei?”

“sheizhidao?xinlaideyongrenba!”

“huomiaodouzheiyangle,qingzheimeduoyongrenzuoshenme?”

tamenyounazheshoujijixuduizhehuomiaopai,yigeshuo:“zheiyangpaiyoushenmeyisi?burubatayifutuole!”

“neibuxing,pingtaihuifenghaode!”

“yaobu,niqumatonglinongdianxiangjitasaijinqu,womendedianjilvbujiushanglaile?”

fennuzhangmanleyemanxidexiongtang,takuaibuzouguoqu,zhuazhuqizhongyigerendeshouwan,batashoulideshoujidadaodishang。

neirenbaonu:“nishenmedongxi,bieyiweinishigenvrenwomenjiubuhuinanizenyang?”

“zhangdehaitingyouzisede,yaoburanbatamenliangdoubalepaigeyanzhao?”

liangrenjianxixidixiaoqilai。

“erweibiaoshaoye。”guanjiazhanzaimenkouxiaorongkeju:“yaobujintianjiuwandaozheiliba,jinerhaodaishiwomenshaoyedehaorizi。”

“e。”biaoshaoyeweizheyemanxizhuanleyiquan:“zhangdehaimanpiaoliangde,buguowobiaogeyekanbujiana,zheimepiaoliangkexile。”

“tashigeyaba。”guanjiashuo。

“e。”errenkuangxiaoqilai:“pei,pei,shizaishitaipeile!yabapeixiazi,zhendeshijuepeia!”

kongdangdangdefangjianlihuidangzhelingrenyanedexiaosheng,kehuomiaoshizhongyidongbudongdizuozhe,tasihuzaikanzhechuangwaideyuanfang,qishitadeshijieyipianheian,shenmedoukanbujian。

“biaoge,nitingjianlemeiyoua,nidexintaitaishigeyaba,yihounimenliangyigexiayigeya,yiduishenxianjuanlva!”

huran,yigerenshenshounaxialehuomiaoyanjingshangdemojingdaxiaozhesuishourengdaoyibian:“xiajiuxiale,haizhuangshenmezhuang?”

“zheigemojingtaizhongle,burubiaoge,womenbangnihuayigeshangquhaole,nihenixintaitaishuijuedeshihoudoubuyongzhaixialai。laoer,neibianyoumozhi,kuainalai!”

erbiaodinalailemozhi,ningkailepinggai,xingzhibobodidaochuzhaomaobi:“wolaihua。”

“huashenmehua,zheimemafan,zhijieposhangqudele。”dabiaodinaguomozhigaojuqishoujiuwanghuomiaodelianshangpoqu。

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