【naozijicunchu，meme】
“yunhua，nixianzaijiushizaizizuozishou!”
binglengdejinhubujinrenqingdeshengyincongtoudingluoxia，shengyinlihanzhetaotiandefennu。
yunhuacikezhijuedezijidenaodaiwengwengzuoxiang，yanranhaimeiyougaoqingchumuqiandezhuangkuang。
jiandaoyunhuazheifumangrandeyangzi，duimianderensihugengjiafennu。
tachongshanglaiyongyizhishousisidiqianzhuleyunhuadejianbang。
shengyinlengying，rutongguimei：“yunhua，nixianzaizhishiwoshenxingzhideweihunqi，nihaibushishentaitai！”
“wocongqianjuranbuzhidaonizheimeedu！xiaoruitazhiyousisui，tahaizhishigehaizi，tayoushenmecuo，nifeiyaozhitayusidibuke！”
yunhuazhijuedenaodailiyizhencitong。
xiayimiao，yigumomingdejiyirutongchaoshuiyibanjiazazaizhentongzhongxilai。
她穿书了。
erqiechuanchengleguzaobazongwen《tiancaimengbao：diedi，mamitayouzaidaiqiupao》zhongdeedunvfanpai。
yuanzhuzhongyunhuajiaozongedu，bujinzhangzhezijidejiashiyijiyunanzhushenxingzhiqingmeizhumadeshenfenbiposhenxingzhihezijidinghun，gengshiduocizheruxiaobaihuadenvzhulizhizhi。
zuihoubeinanzhufaxianyunhuayuyige50duosuidenanrendesiqing，zuizhongzainanzhudeshejixia。yunhualuodeyigebeirenlun...jian，tiaolouzijin，jiaporenwangdexiachang。
meiyouleyunhuazheigeedunverdezuai，nanzhushenxingzhihenvzhulizhizhiyijitamendehaiziyijiarenzhongyuguoshanglexingfudeshenghuo。
yunhuasihou，zhenggeyunjiadechanyedoubeidangzuolelizhizhidejiazhuang。
jushizhumudeshengdahunlizhishang，shenxingzhishenqingkuankuan，mouziliquanshizhiredeaiyi，taduizhelizhizhishenqinggaobai：“zhizhi，wobuyaonichengweiwodefuyong，rujinnizijijiushihaomen。”
shengjiechunbaidehunshazhixia，lizhizhibuyoudexiuhonglelian，shaonvdegaobairangrenxindongbuyi：“shenxingzhi，woaini。”
zicishuyuyunhuadejuqingchedijieshu。
yunhuaxunsuzhenglijiyi，caifaxianrujindejuqingyijingguoqudaban，tazheigeedunverjulixiaxianzhishengxiabannianshijian。
erxianzaidejuqingshi，shenweishenxingzhiweihunqideyunhuazaidezhileshenxingzaiyulizhizhi**zhihoujuranhaiyouleyigesisuidehaizi，fennujiduzhixia。
yunhuashenzhibuxirenweidizhizaolechehuo，wangtuxiangyaozhilizhizhihetamendehaiziyusidi。
shiqingbailuzhihou，mianduishenxingzhidexingshiwenzui，yuanzhuyunhuajiurutongzhishangxiaxianyiban，mianduishenxingzhidezhizeyijuhuayeshuobuchulai，zhishiyiweidiguizheqiqiushenxingzhidiyuanliang。
yishihuilong，yunhuarenbuzhuzaixinzhongzhoumaleyishengzheigoujuqingzhihou。
neinaorendenanshengzaiduchuanlai：“yunhua，niyiweinibushuohuajiunengmenghunguoquma？”
“啪！”
qingcuililuodeshengyinpingkongxiangqi。
zhouweidekongqifangfotingzhileyiban，shunjiananjingdeyouxiefanchang。
shenxingzhiganshoudaolianjiashangchuanlaideqingxidetengtong，caifanyingguolaiganggangyunhuajuranshuailetayibazhang！
“yunhua！ni！”shenxingzhidelianxunsuzhangchengzhuganse，ciketamuziyulie，henbudejiangyunhuashengtunhuobo。
cikeshenxingzhidelianshangchulefennuyiwai，haiyouzheyanbuzhudezhenjing。congxiaodaoda，yunhuaxianglaiduizijiyantingjicong，yongyuanxiaoxinyiyiditaohaoziji，conglaibuganyouwunideshihou。
ranerhaimeiyoudengdaoshenxingzhidexiayibudongzuo，yunhuaqueyijingxianfazhiren。
zhijiantalvexiancangbaidelianshangshunjianzhuimanleweiqu，yanweiweiweifanhong，kanshangquwugujile：“shenxingzhi！”
“niyezhidaowoshinideweihunqi，nihebiedenvren**yejiusuanle，nijuranhaiyouleyigehaizi，nibuanweiwoyejiusuanle，nizenmekeyilaizhizewo？”
yunhuazaichuanyuezhiqian，yunjiayeshizhenggeashidedingjihaomen，chulejiaozongrenxing，henbuqiaodeshi，zhuangwuguzhuangkelianyeshiyunhuadeqiangxiang。
shenxingzhideyanjingmilemi，zheyanzhuleyandineiyidingdiandekuijiuyuxinxu：“keshizhizhihexiaoruishiwugude。”
tanjilizhizhiheerrendehaizi，shenxingzhideyuqidourenbuzhuhuanheleyixie。
dangchuhezhizhiyiyehuangtangzhihou。
tabenyiweizhizhihebiedenvrenyiyangdoushixiangyaoquyanfushizhiren。
keshitaxiangcuole，zhizhijimeiyouchenjixiangtasuoqiushenme，gengmeiyouhewaimianneixieyongzhisufenyibansisidibazhuzijibufang。
fanershiyizoulezhi，shenzhilianyidingdiandexiansuodoumeiyoujitaliuxia。
zheisinianlai，taxiaoshidewuyingwuzong。
zhidaoyinianqian，tazhaozhuli，quemeixiangdaolaiyingpinderenzhengshizhizhi。
kanzhezhizhishenbianneigehezijirongmaoyouzhejiuchengxiangsizhichudehaizi，jijingdiaochazhixia，shenxingzhizheicaizhidao，yuanlaizhizhihetayijingyouleyigesisuidejiejing。
xiangdaolizhizhizheisinianlaisuoshoudekuchu，shenxingzhidexinzhongbuyoudeyizhenfase，kanxiangyunhuadeyanshendourenbuzhulengyinglejifen。
zhijianyunhuadaimeiqingzhou，yanjingliranmanleweiqu：“xingzhi，keshiwomendouyaojiehunle！wokeyizhuangzuobuzaiyiniyoubiedenvren，yinweiwozhidaoxiangnizheiyangderen，juebuhuizhiyouyigenvren。”
yunhuachuixiamouzi，yuqishaodun：“keshiwomenhaimeiyoujiehun，ruoshirangbierenzhidaonihebiedenvrenyouleyigesisuidehaizi，woqibushiyaozaisuoyourenmianqianyanmiansaodi？”
shengyinwanzhuankelian，buzhidaodebiranyiweiyunhuazheishiduishenxingzhiqinggenshenzhong，shenzhibuxiweiquqiuquan。
shenxingzhikanzhemianqianchuchukeliandeyunhua，tadexinzhongzhongyunandedifanqiyisilianyi。
zheiyangkanlai，tasihudequeyouxieduibuqiyunhua。
沉默良久。
shenxingzhizhongyuzaidukaikou：“zheijianshiqingjiusuanle，yihouzhiyaonibaozhengbuqushanghaizhizhihexiaorui，wokeyixiangnibaozhengnishiweiyideshentaitai。”
yunhuazaixinzhongmomodifanleyigebaiyan，taimoukanxiangshenxingzhideshunjianquemanshixujiadexinxi：“hao！xingzhi，wozhendezhidaocuole。wobaozhengcongjinyihou，yidingbuhuizaizuoshashile。”
shenxingzhikanzhemianqianwuguyoukeliandeyunhua，xinzangzhongmanguoyisikuijiu，danshiyouchongchizheyisisifuzadeguaiyi。
tazongjuede，yunhuasihuheyiqianbutaiyiyangle/
danshidaodinalibutong，shenxingzhizijiyeshuobuchulai。
“zheizhangkajini，youshenmexiangyaodezijimai。”
chuyukuijiu，shenxingzhitaochulaiyizhangheikadijiyunhua：“zheijianshiqingwomenjiudangzuomeiyoufashengguo。”
yunhuabuyu，zhishiyiweidinaguoshenxingzhishouzhongdeheika，baisongshangmendebianyi，buzhanbaibuzhan。
“duile，nigegetajinwanhuiashi，nizijizuodeshi，nizijixiangtajieshi。”
tingdaoshenxingzhidehua，yunhuajieguoheikadeshoudoudouledou，tachadianwangle，yuanzhuhaiyouyiweikanchengdingjishenqingnanerdeyuanzhonggege。
jiejuzhishiyunjiadechanyejinshudangzuolizhizhidejiazhuang，zheiqizhongkeshaobuleyunhuadezheigegegeyunhengduinvzhulizhizhideyipianshenqing。