zhongmukuikuixia，xiaweiguizailelaoyezimianqian！
“ba，yunernianjixiaobudongshi，caihuibeiyongrenhongpianzuohuaishidea！”
liudinggengshidaliketou，qiaodeqingshibanpengpengzuoxiang，“doushiwodecuo，laoyezi，shiwohuanledaxiaojiedeyao，houlaijiandaxiaojiemeishangdang，jiuxiangjierxiaojiechi，kemeixiangdaozheiyaoxiaokuai，zaiyanhuishangjiu……”
tingwenzheihua，jianglaoyezimiansetieqing。
xiaweiyoujiezhekaikou，“ba，suishuozheijianshiqingyunershibeirenjiaosuo，ketayeyoucuo，woyidingdaihuiquhaohaoguanjiao！”
xirigaoguidejiangfuren，cikelangbeideguizaidishang，shengshengaiqiu，zhiweibaozhuzijidenver。
shenzhibuxi，lachuliudinglaibeiheiguo。
jiangzimiangangcaihenqingchudekanjian，zaiyeyeyaodadianhuadeshihou，xiaweifeisuzhuaizheliudingshuoleliangjuhua，jier，liudingjiurenzuile。
xiaweidezheitiaogou，weibayaodezhenyuan！
……
zheichangnaoju，zuizhongshoulechang。
liudingbeisongquzuolao，erjiangyuneryebuhuihaoguo。
shenweitangtangjiangjiaqianjin，juranhuiqingyidebeijiaosuo，shizaishidiuren，bixujiafa。
五十鞭，跪着挨完。
轰隆——
tianshangdeyuyeluoxialai，qingpenside，zazaidimianshang，shengtengqizhenzhenqingbaisedeyanwu。
jiangzimianzhanzailuodichuangqian，muguangyouyouran，kanxiangyuzhong。
zaineili，jiangyunerguizaidishang，buduanjianjiaoaihao，beihoubeidadexuelinlinyipian。
neixiexueshunzheyushuitangluo，youyouxindexianhongzhuzizhengxiankonghoudemaochu。
tatengdedagun，xiangshiyitiaoaizoudegou。
jiangzimianyanmouweiweichuiluo，sixupiaohuiqianshi。
neishihou，yexialezheimeyichangdayu，tabeixiaweiguanzaileqiheidedixiashili，youyushuibuduanwangliliu，jihuyaobatayansi。
kewuluntazenmekuhan，doumeiyourenlaijiuta。
biqisi，jiangyunerzheidianpiwaishang，suandeleshenme？
qingcuiyoujicudegaogenxiesheng，youyuanjijindelai，jiaosanlejiangzimiandesixu。
xiaweinuqichongchongdelaile。
taishou，jiuyaojijiangzimianyibazhang。
lingliedezhangfengshengshengguaqi，youshengshengzhizaibankong。
xiaweimanlianbukesiyidekanxiangjiangzimian，buganxiangxintajurangandangzhuzheibazhang。
zheihaishineigewuzhiweimingshicongdecaobaoma！
weishenmeganjuexiangshihuanleyigerenni？
ruguogangcaibushitaxulezhuduohaochujiliuding，rangliudingchulaidanxiasuoyouzuize，neitajiuwanle！
tasuanjilebanbeizi，juranhuizhezaiyigexiaoyatoushenshang。
这简直不合理！
“mama，youkonglaizhaowomafan，buruxianquguanxinyixianidebaobeinver，wokantahaoxiangjiushengbantiaomingle。”jiangzimianjifengdekaikou。
xiaweiqidezhandou，“jiangzimian，nizheige**！”
zhongyusikaiweishandemiankonglema？
jiangzimianqingxiao，xingmouzhongmanshiwuwei，“bibushangmamaheyunerwanfenzhiyi，lunjian，nimendangzhiwukuidiyiming！”
bujinjian，hai**beibi，shexiexinchang！
xiaweibeiyehuiqu，qideyouxiangdongshou。
tadebaobeiyunerzhisuoyijintianzaizhongrenmianqiandiulian，zhisuoyizaiyuliaifa，doushiyinweizheigexiao**。
keshougangtaiqilai，naoziliquehuohuadianshi，xiangdaoleshenme。
zheijianshiqing，kendingbuzhizheimejiandande。
jiangzimianyigecaobao，nengbatamendejihuajiaohedetianfandifuma？
显然不可能！
xiangzhe，xiaweijiucuxialemouzi，jianshengbiwen，“shisheizhishinide？muhouzhushishishei？”
yidingshiyourenzaibeihoubangzhujiangzimian，yidingshi！
jiangzimianhuanbushangqian，lixiaweizhishengjigongfendeshihou，zheicaitingxialai。
“mama，nimeibiyaozheimehaipa，haoxicaiganggangkaishi，nigaihaipade，haizaihoutou，lairifangzhang，nimenqianwode，wohuiyiyitaohuilai！”
轰隆！
yidaoshandianpikai，yaoyandebaiguangzhaoliangwunei，yezhaolianglejiangzimiandelianjia。
tazuijiaodaizheqingxiao，heimouliqueshitaotiandehenyi，xunmengdepuxiangxiawei，xiangshiwanqianyeshou，yongshanglaiyaobatasigefensui！
xiaweibujindalegelengzhan。
zaihuiguoshenlai，mianqianderenyijingbuzhiquxiang，zhishengxiayulijiangyunerdeaihaorengjiujixu。
……
姜老爷子屋里。
“mianmian，jinwanhezhenileba？”jianglaoyezixishengwendao。
jiangzimianyaotou，liangchengchengdemouziliquetouchukelianyang，“womeishi，daoshiyunerta……”
“heng，titaganshenme，jianzhishiyourujiamen！”shuoqizheishi，jianglaoyezijiuqidehen。
tamenjiangjiazenmehuichuzheizhongren？shourenjiaosuobushuo，haixiangshanghaishouzu！
“wogangcaiguolaideshihou，kanjianmamale，tahennanguo，henbudetiyuneraida。”jiangzimiandao。
jianglaoyezimouguangweishan，“yunershitadenver，jiaochengzheigeyangzi，tadequeyinggaiyegenzheaida。”
xiayimiao，jiangzimianrutongdiaoluodeshuye，qingpiaopiaode，chaozhedimiandiequ。
wumayanjishoukuaifuzhuta，youkantalianjiafahong，jiumoleyixia，dunshijinghu，“laoyezi，daxiaojieshaodelihai！”
“quqingyisheng，”jianglaoyeziganjindao，“nizheihaizi，zenmemeichiyao？”
keyouyixiang，jiangzimianfangjiandeyaodoubeihuanguole，zhenyaoshichile，kebixianzaimafandeduo。
jiangzimianyanleiyingyingdetaitou，xiangzhizhaobudaojiadexiaolu，“yeye，woxiangwomamale。”
bushixiangxiaweile，shixiangtadeqinshengmuqin，yijingqushidemuqin。
jianglaoyezixinzhongjiaotong，qingshengtanqi。
tagangcaitingjiangzimianshuoneihua，haiyiweijiangzimianshiyaozaizheijianshiqingshanghuoshangjiaoyou，rangtayanchengjiangyunerhexiawei。
kemeixiangdao……tazhishichujingshengqing。
jianglaoyezixinzhongkuijiu，qingfutadeetou，“dengnibinghaole，wodainiquxiangchunyuankanta。”
“woxiangxianzaijiuqu，yeye，ruguomamazaitianyouling，zhidaozheijianshiqing，yidingyexiwangwoqubaogepingan。”jiangzimianshuozhe，yiliankenqie。
tazaixinzhongyijingxianghaole，dengqulexiangchunyuan，jiuzhaojiekouzhuxia，zanshibuhuijiangjia！
naochuyanhuizheijianshiqinghou，xiaweizaijialikongpashiyaochuchuzhaotamafan，jinwantanengying，shiyinweitaqianshijiuzhidaoshiqingdezouxiang。
keyihou，jiushuobudingle。
yuqimafanyingfu，buruxianduoquxiangchunyuan。
xiaweizhuayazaizhangzaili，yebuganmaoranshendaoyeyezuikanzhongdedifangqu。
“yeye，rangwoquba。”jiangzimianzaicikaikou。
jianglaoyezitengta，yenanguogangcaitaneifanhua，zhongyudiantou，“xianrangyishengjinikaiyao，dengchileyao，wozaipeiniqu。”