第6章 吃软饭靠的不是脸

buyongyao,yebuyongzhenjiu,nengbunenggaishantaoyuandezhengzhuangni?

shenyinyangliangxu,keyizonglanweishenxu,ershenxuwangwangdoubansuizhepixu。

yejiushishuo,shenyangdebudaobuchong,qishishishenjingbuzu。

zheigejingdelaiyuan,jiushishuigujingwei,pibianshiyouyunhuashuigujingweizhineng。

bupikerangpidexiaohuaxishougongnengqiangda,sherushiwuhou,keyizuidahuajiangqiyunhuachengshuigujingwei,zheiyangjiunenggourangshenjingdedaobuchong,shenyinshenyangcainengdeyihuifu。

danguangbupibugushen,yeshibuxingde。

诶?

babujinganggonghaoxiangkeyi。

zheimengongfasuiranbushizhuanmenbupigushende,danzhangshijianjianchidehuayeyiyangyouxiaoguo。

yinweixiangyaolianzheimengongfa,shouxianjiudebaochiyigelianghaodezuoxishijian,youlezheigeqiantizaiquliangong,jiunengpinghengzhenggeshenti,rangsanjiaojingluodoubaochitongchang,tongshiyundonghuirangyangqishengfa,jiroudedaoduanlianyenengqidaobupidezuoyong。

piweiyiqiang,yangqiyisheng,sanjiaojingluocheditongchang,shenyangziranjiunenggoushunlihuidaoshenzangzhizhong,zheigeshihouzaidiaoyidiaoyinshi,shenyinshenyangyejiumanmanquyuzhengchangle,neixiegetoutonga,yeniaopinfana,daxiaobianbutongchangdengdengzhengzhuang,douhuisuizhiquanyu。

zhishilianbabujinganggongdehua,zhiyudeguochengwuyishiyaomanzhangxuduo,yuanburuzhongyaohezhenjiuhaodekuai。

“laoshi,biejinzhang,meishenmedawenti,buguonizheigeqingkuangxiangyaochedikangfu,shijianshanghuihenzhang,zheiyang,wojiaonijigedongzuo,nimeitianzaoshanglianjibian,jianchisanliangyue,gangcaishuodezhengzhuangdouhuijianqingbushao。”yangxindao。

哦?

yitingyangxinshuowentibuda,taoyuansongleyikouqi,youshuozhixuyaojigedongzuo,lianshangsanliangyuejiunenghaobushao,talimalailexingzhi。

yaozhidao,zheixiemaobingkeshizhemoletahaojinian,quyiyuanjianchayougexiangshujudoumeiyoutaidadewenti。

yangxinzheihuawuyishijitachilekedingxinwan。

zhiyaonenghao,sanliangyuesuanshenme。

“nishuoshuo,shenmedongzuo。”taoyuancuicudao。

yangxinsuijibaikaijiashi,zuoqilebabujinganggongdedongzuo,yibianzuodetongshihaigentaoyuanjiangshumeiyigedongzuodezuoyong。

biruzheidiyishideshuangshouchadinglisanjiao,tadezuoyongshitongshentidesanjiao,sanjiaoshiliufuzhiyi。

ruoshibashentibizuoyigeguojia,neimesanjiaojiuxiangdangyushisangeshengjixingzhengqu,fenbieweishangjiao、zhongjiaohexiajiao。

sanjiaogeziyouzijiguanxiadechengshi,shangjiaoyouxinfei,zhongjiaoyoupigan,xiajiaoyoushen。

ruguosanjiaobutong,neijiudaibiaozhesangequyuzhijian,buzaihutongyouwu,shentineideyuanqi、shuigu、jinye、xueyedengdeng,zaiyunzhuanzhishidouhuichuxianzusai。

zaizheizhongqingkuangxia,ganxinpifeishendegexianggongneng,yehuiyinweisanjiaozheigedaxunhuanxitongerkaishichuxiangezhongwenti。

suoyi,sanjiaochangtongshiyigeshentijiankangdejichu。

gangzheidiyishi,yangxinjiujiangleshiduofenzhong,dangxiake**xiangqi,zhenghaorangyangxintingzaileshouzuqianhougushenyaozheiyishishang。

taoyuanbenlaidoudasuanxianlianhaoyigedongzuo,dengxiacishangtiyukedeshihou,zairangyangxinjiaoziji,keyitingdaodiershiyougushenyaozheisangezi,limajiulazheyangxin,feiyaorangtajiaowanzaizou。

zhongniannanrenduiyuyaodezhizhe,kejianyiban。

jiuxianghenduonanshengzaixiaodeshihou,yiweichiruanfanbixudekaolian,zhiyaozhangdeshuai,fupotiantianzai,kedengdaozhangdale,tamencaimingbai,chiruanfankaodebushilian,shiyao。

dangran,shenzuoweirentifadongji,kebujinjinzhishinengrangchezaigaosushangfengkuangjiasu,pingshinengbunengpingwenshanglu,yeshigentaxixixiangguande。

xiangyaoananwenwendibachekaidaorenshengdezhongdian,buzhiyubanlupaomao,neijiudeshikeyanghuta。

chongdejiu,sidekuai,renshengkebushiyichangsaiche。

daidaoyangxinjiangdisishijiaowan,taoyuanzhongyufangtaxiakele,cishidelanqiuchanghecaochangshang,yedoushiqitabanjidexuesheng。

budengtazou**xuelou,dunzaicaochangdezhuzigaohewangliangdongjiujiezhuleyangxin。

“老实交代。”

“shenmeshihouxuedezhongyi?”

“haojiahuo,juranlianwodouman。”

“jiushi,taibujizhuzimianzile。”

“xiaomaibu,yirenyibaosuhuobaojijin,fouzenijintianbiexiangshangke。”

errendayouyifucishanshiwokai,cishushiwozaideyisi,budengyangxinfanbo,bianjiazhetaquxiaomaibumailesanbaosuhuobaojijin。

zheiyilu,yangxinyekaishihubianluanzao,jiangzijizenmecongwuliusuijiukaishigenwaigongxuezhongyi,dabanyedoudebeiyishu,houlaihaichanggezhongkudeyaosidezhongyaocai,shenzhidenazhenzhazijidengdeng。

yitonghuyouxialai,liangrendouweiyangxinneibeicandetongniangandaotongqing。

yelijieleyangxinweishenmebuyuanyigaosutamendexinqing。

huanzuotamen,congxiaobeizheimezhemo,yekendingbuyuanyihuiyi。

太惨了。

比高中还惨。

zheiyike,tamenhuranjuedegaozhongyemeiyouneimedeyayile。

renna,xingfugandoushibijiaochulaide。

……

gaoernianjilaoshibangongshi。

“ei,shaolaoshi,wotingshuoganggangnimenbangenjiubanyiqishangdetiyuke,jiubanyougenanshengdaqiubajianbangshuaituojiule,shinimenbandexueshengjijiehaole。”qibanbanzhurenqiaojiecoudaoshaoshixiumianqian,lianzuoyedouzanshibupigaile。

biejuedexuexiaolizhiyouxueshengzhijianchuanbagua,laoshizhijianyiyang,erqietamendexiaoxidouzeilingtong,fangfobanshangbashijigerenli,gegedoushitadeyanxian。

zhibudingninatiantoutouzaikeshangchilingshi,shenbianjiuzuozheyigewodi,suoyi,dajiadougewaitonghendaxiaobaogaodeerguizi,danfanyouyigeganchengren,jueduishidajiajitigulideduixiang。

“womenban?”shaoshixiuzhidaoshangjiekeshitiyuke,dantabuzhidaobanshanghaiyouzheimegehuijiegudexuesheng。

“shia,wogangtingyigexueshengshuode,haoxiangjiaoyang……yangxin,dui,jiushizheigemingzi。”qiaojiedao。

杨鑫?

shaoshixiuduizheigexueshengyouyinxiang。

renlaoshi,huayebuduo,zaibanjilichengjizhongdeng,taiduyehenrenzhen,ouerkaikaixiaocha,tayehuishuoliangju。

dugaozhongdezheiqunxuesheng,chulejigebietianfubijiaohao,shenmedouyixuejiuhui,qitaxueshengdoushinulixing,zheiqunxueshengbuxuyaonitiantianzhanzaihoumiannabianzichouta,suandeshangshizuirangshaoshixiushengxindeyipixuesheng。

zhishiwangwangzaijiaoxuedeguochengzhong,laoshizhinengjizhuneixiechengjitebieyouyi,yijizhengtiandiaopidaodandexuesheng,meibanfa,laoshihaizicunzaigantaidile。

xianzaishijiaoxueqijian,shaoshixiugegedourenshi,zheiyaoshibiyelezaiguojinian,neiduoshuxueshengkenenglianmingzidoujiaobuchulaile。

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