第1章 像一只狗一样

shanggushidai,yingonggongnuchubuzhoushan,daozhishanbengdilie,tianzhuduan,riyuediandao,tianhedaoguan。

yinsidazhuduanlie,tianbunengchengzaidadi,dadiwufafugaiwanwu,hongshuimanyanbuzhi,shanhuoranshaobuxi。

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houqiyibutianshiyiluorenjian,huaweiwanshi。

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guaide……xiangneigouyiyang!

“hahaha,zheigushizheibanxielairuhe?”

“孙悟空!”

tianting,dijiuzhongtiandetianlaoshenchu。

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shiqinghaidecongsantianqianshuoqi。

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bendasuanhaohaofangsongyixiazijidexinqing。

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jiuzheiyangtawanruneizuqiuside,yilucongshandinggundaoleshanjiaoxia,buzhishengsi。

dangtazaicixinglaihou,quefaxianzijimomingqimiaojiubianchengleyizhihouer。

lengshenzhiji,yigelianshangzhangyousanzhiyandejiahuodaizheyizhigoushunjianjiangzijijiqinzhule。

wangzhezijishouzhongdegunzi,zaiwangleyiyanbuyuanchushouchibaotaderen,santouliubeideren……

tashunjianmingbaiguolai,zijizheishichuanyuele,erqiechuanyuedehaishixiyoushijie。

zheiyejiusuanle,guanjianzenmehaihaoqiaobuqiaodezhengzaidanaotiangongni?

zijijiushiyiputongreneryi,pingshenmenenggoudanaotiangong?

tagangxianghezheixieshenxianjieshishenme,danhaimeikaikou,yidaoyuanhuanturanchuxianzailetadeyanqian,zhongzhongdezazailetadenaomenzhishang。

erciwushichuanshuozhongdejingangzhuo。

beijingangzhuozayunguoquhou,tabianjiuzheiyangbeiqinle。

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congyuanxianneisunwukongdejiyizhongdezhi,zheigeshijiehezijixiangxiangzhongdeneigexiyoushijiebutaiyiyang。

zheigeshijiejianzhiyongchongmanleheianlaixingrongyebuweiguo。

zaizheili,zheixiegaogaozaishangdeshenjiushizheishijiandezhuzai。

dimianshangderenduitamenlaishuo,buguodoushilouyibale。

shenzhiyouxieshendechongwuzaixiajieyirenweikouliang,jiangxuezuoheshui。

neizhenxiderencanguoshu,dixiadeyangliaojingshigangchushengbujiudetongnantongnv。

ruguoxiajiederenmenwangjileshanggong,neimezhangguanzhefengyuleidiansishenjianghuirangzainanjianglinrenjian。

youhuoshiganhan、youhuoshihongshui、yikenengshidizhen。

zheishijianjianzhichongmanleshenglingtutan。

cikeganshouzhetineicikechongyingdelingyun,zaiwangzheyanqianzheijiangzijidangchengleyizhigoudeyuhuangdadi,taxiaole。

“he,yudilaoer,niyiweinimenzheixiegaogaozaishangdeshenlingnengqimanshirenduojiu?”

“lunhuibuguoshinimenyonglaizuzhiwanwubiandeqiangdadejiasuo,shengsiyejinshinimennalaiyueshuyiwanshenglingjianlaobale。”

“rencanguoshuguranzhenxi,kexiamianqueshimaizangzhewanqianyingtong,haiyouneifengshenbang,shuodaodibuguoshilingyibenshengsibubale。”

……

“dangshiqingzuizhongbailudeneitian,jishinimenshenfofumiezhishi,wanwukeqi,ketiandiqueshizaoyizhixiaoyiqie。”

dangtayiziyijushuowanyihou,neiyuhuangdadibujinmeiyougandaorenhenaonu,fanershikuangxiaoleqilai。

“sunwukong,bukuishizhixiaotiandizhishengling,juranlianzheixienidouzhidao,danzheiyouyouheyong?zaiguopianke,nijiuhuibeisongqutaishanglaojundebagualuzhonglianchengyimeidanyao,zhihouwohuijiangnideshijigaosutianxiaren,sunwukongrennishentongruhetongtian,zuihouhaishiguiyiletianting,zuolefo,chengweileyitiao……gou!hahahaha!”

zheigeshihou,sunyandetongkonghuranshanguoyisisijinguang。

shunxizhijian,sunyantineihuranyongchulejiqipangdadenengliang,zheigunengliangyinggaijiushineijiaozuolingyundedongxile。

hunshenchongmanlelingyundeta,shentidemeiyichudoufashenglefantianfudidebianhua。

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sunyancishihuanhuantaiqiletadenaodai,shuangmoulineijinguangsiyiyanshensisidedingzheneiyuhuangdadi。

“yudilaoer,nishibushigaoxingdetaizaole?”

“咔嚓!”

huayingangluo,xuanjichuanlaileshushenliandebengduanzhisheng。