第四章:你们这些上帝表现很好

yiqunfeizimenxunshengwangqu,kanjianshiyanyiheyuruzaizheizhaohutamen,lianseyibian。

sheibuzhidaoneilianggerenshigonglibianzuihendeliangweiniangniang,meixiangdaojuranpengshangle。

limaxiagui,shengyindaishangleyixiezhanli:“canjianhuanghouniangniang,guifeiniangniang。”

e,tamenhenkepama,yanyikanleyiyanbudongshengsedeyuru,haoba,yurugaolengqilaiqueshitingyouqizhi。

yanyiqingleqingsangzi,duanzhehuanghouderensheshuodao:“geweimeimeimendouqilaiba,yaobuyaochangchangbengongzuodeshiwu?”

dayingmenzhanzhanjingjingdehuifu:“bu……bule,duoxiehuanghouniangniangdehou……houai。”

yurushengyinlenglexialai,shuo:“yaonimenchinimenjiuchi,nalaideneimeduofeihua。zenme?zheishiyaoyixiafanshang?”

“nubibugan,nubizheijiuchi……”

gonglidechangzai,dayingheguirenshimeiyoushenmediweide。jiandaolefeijidouyaozichengweinubi。

yanyichuolechuoyurudeshoubei,shuo:“bielengzheyizhangliana,gukejiushishangdi,nizheiyangziwomenhennanzuoshengyide。youdianqiangmaiqiangmai。”

yuruzhabazheyanjingkanzheyanyi,wen:“henxiongma?weishenmeyaonatamendangshangdi?womenyaoduitamenguixiama?”

yanyiyiyannanjindekanletayiyan,shuo:“shangdizhishiyizhongxingrong,jiushigukeshenfenzungui,danshinideganjuejiuxianghuangshangneigemiantanlaileyiyang。”

suiranbuzhidaomiantanshishenmeyisi,danshikanjianyanyideyanshen,jiuzhidaoneibushishenmehenhaodeci。

yuruchouchuleyixiazuijiao,yanyijiuzhendezheimehaowujiexinkeyizaitamianqianzuodaokouwuzhelan?

yanyireqingdelazheneisigedaying,yaotamenfangsongxialai。

shuo:“geweimeimeimenbiehaipa,guifeiniangniangtanijiushizheiyangde,taqishibuxiong,jiushiaojiao。”

siweidayinggengjiadanzhanxinjingle,nimenlianggeniangniangzhendebuhuidaqilaima?guifeiniangniangzhendebuhuinatachuqima?

tingwenhuanghouniangniangjiasideneijitian,guifeiniangniangshigonglizuikaixinde。

yanyibuchajuezijihuayuyoushenmewenti,nachushiwuzaitamenmianqian,zhizhepanzilidedongxijieshaodao:“zheishiyangrouchuan,niurouchuan,youyuxu,zhasurouheshuta,shutiao。zaijiashanglinghunnaicha,meimeimennimenganjuezenmeyang?”

sigedayingbuzhidaoyanyizheihuashenmeyisi,xuanzeshihuashishuo:“nubibingweijianguociwu,danshiwenqilaifeichangxiang。”

yanyichaotamenshenmidexiaoleyixia:“jiweimeimeixiangbuxiangchangyixia?”

sigedayinggangxiangyaotou,jiufaxianyuruneishuangyanjingbucanganqingdekanzhetamen,siweidayingboziyigeng,limadiantou:“duoxiehuanghoujiejiezhaodai。”

yanyinachuxiaokuaishiwujitamenpinchang,kanzheneijigedayingyigegejingdailedebiaoqing,manyidexiaoleyixia,xiaoguodadaole。

“jiweimeimei,ganjueruhea?”

“huihuanghou,haochi,zhendehenhaochi。”

yanyixiaodao:“geweimeimeihaixiangchidehua,womenzheibianshutashiwugetongbanyichuan,shutiaoshisangetongbanyifen,rouleishiwuquanbuqigetongban。naichashishigetongban,geweimeimeimenyixiaruhe?”

jiweidayingfenfentaochuqianlai,qizhongyidianyuanyinshiduifangshihuanghouhuangguifei,lingwaiyigeyuanyinshi,zhendehenhaochia。tamenzhangzheimedadoumeiyouchiguo。

yurumanyile,gaoguilengyandeshuodao:“nimenzheixieshangdibiaoxiandehenhao,bengongjuedingyaonimenzuoguiren。”

yanyiyilianmengbi:“……”

jiweidayingsuiranbuzhidaoqianbanjuhuashenmeyisi,danshitamentingdonglehoubanjuhuaa,fenfenguixiadaoxie。taochugengduodetongbanlaimaimaishiwu。

yanyimianwubiaoqing:“wosihufaxianleshangji。”

shubuzhibeihouyouyishuangyanjingjiuzheimefenhendekanzhezheirenaodefenwei。

“huangshang,waimianroufeiqiujian。”yiweigonggongbigongbijingdepaojinyushufang。

daximingganggangchuliwanyiduishiwuzhunbeifangsong,xinqingyouxiefanzao:“bujian。”

gonggongguizaidishang,shuo:“roufeishuo,yaohehuangshangshuoshuohuanghouniangniangheguifeiniangniangdeshiqing。”

daximingzhouleyixiamei,yanyizuoxieshenmeqiguaideshiqinglaigaozhuangbuqiguai,danshiyurushiyigebijiaoyoufencundenvxing,zaijiashangyushidafuyoujiaodehenhao,zhishudali,suoyicaiyaotadangguifei。

daximingduitayixiangfangxin,zheishizenmele,juranlaigaoyurudezhuang。

“宣。”

daximingkuaibuzoudaoyuhuayuan,shenhougenzhezangbuzhuxinsixingzailehuodebailianrou,mashang,yanyijiuyaoxiataile。

daximingxinliwozhehuo,yanyizheigenvrenshifenglema?

zaiyuhuayuanzuoshengyi,gonglibiandechidechuandeyongdehuadeshikuidailetahaishizenmeyang?

yigenvrenchumenquzuoshengyi,zheiyaotadaximingyanmianhecun?

waijiedaoshihouhaiyaochuanwenyanyishenweihuanghouquebushouchong,jiulianyuelidoumeiyou。

zheiyaotaruhequhechengxiangjiaodai?

daximingnuqichongchongdezoudaoyuhuayuan,kanzhesigedayinghegonglilianggezuiyouquandefeizi,daximinghuodouyaoshanglaile,yanyizheigelarendebenshidaoshizhendehao,jurankeyidaidongzijidesiduitouyuru。

haoyangde!zhenshihaoyangde!

daximinghedao:“nimenzaizheizuoshenme?”

jirenlimaguixiacanbai,dayingmenbingmeiyoujianguojicihuangshang,suoyikandaohuangshangzheimeshengqideyangzixindouzaizhandou。

yuruhaisuanshijianguoyixiefenglangdedaohaisuanpingjing。

daximingdingzhezuikuihuoshouyanyi,zheirenmeiyourenhedexinxu,fanerhaiyouyizhongbushuangdebiaoqingzailianshang,jiuxiangbeidaraolehenbumanyiyang!

daximinglengxiaoyisheng,shuo:“qitarendouqilai,huanghoujiwoguizhe!”

pingshenmea,yanyibushuangdangjibuganle!

ershiyishijidexiandairennengjinizheigegurenxiaguijiubucuole,hairengnibaibu,niyiweinishisheini?

不就是个皇帝?

dangjizhanleqilai,zhishizhedaximingdeyanjing,wen:“bengongbuzhizijizuoleshenme,rehuangshangbukuaile。”

daximingjianzhijiuyaobeiqixiaole:“henhao。nibuzhidaozijizuoleshenme,neijiuyaoroufeilaihaihenishuoshuo,nidaodizuolexieshenme!”

yanyitamenzheicaizhuyidaohoumiande“roufei”,zheigerendechuanyifenggeshifeichangyoupinweide,chuanzheyixilvshan,daileyixiewenroukerendeganjue。

yanyilengxiaoleyixia,zheihuoxujiushixiaoshuolimianzuileideqingjie,bailianhuarenshechuxian。

danshinikanyanyitahaipama?tasuiranyaolaqugongzhongpinfei,danshibingbudaibiaotayaolabailianlairaoluanzijixinqing!