第一章
恋爱脑最严重时。
shenweigaolengnanshendelinxiu，manzhejiarendaikuanqianwantinvyouhaizhai。
yiji，zaijiubadangnanmohaidaikuan。
shenye，zaisanweizhongnianfupodehechixia，linxiuhongzheyannaqizhuoshangdebaijiu，yibeibeiguanjinduzili。
yichangpeijiujieshu，linxiuhedaoweibuxianxiebaozha。
tagangcongbaoxianglichulai，yipangdenghouxujiudesuqianfuzhuyaoyaoyuzhuidetazoujinxiaxiaodexiuxishi，zuozaixiuxiyishang，xintengdao：
“nichenshanhekuzishangquanshisadejiushui，wobangnihuanshenganjingyifu。”
shuozhe，suqianshuliandibanglinxiutuoxiayifu，jiangtatuodezhishengtieshenyiwu。
younaixindijilinxiuchuanshangyifu，jitapaolebeixingjiucha，zheicaibushediqinleqintadelian：
“linxiu，wohaiyaoshangyixiaoshiban，nixiandachehuijiaxiuxi。”
linxiudengjiuyishaoshaotuiqu，zheicaituimenwangwaizou。
xingxushiyishihaimeiwanquanhuilong，tahuanghujianzoucuolu，jinlebuyunxuyuangongjinrudevipbaoxiangqu。
gangxianglikai，jintoudebaoxianglituranchuanchuyizhenhongxiaosheng！
“linxiuzheishencaikeyia！”
“qianjieguozhenaicanleguyunzhou，weilebushuochuguyunzhoudeqiushi，tafangqizhenxinhuaxuanledamaoxian，dawanshangdepaoqululinxiudeluotishipinjiwomenkan。”
“nimenshuo，yaoshilinxiuzhidaoqianjiexihuandeqishishitadesiduitouguyunzhou，huibuhuiqidetuxue？”
linxiujiaobuyidun，tahunshenyijiang，naoziyoujimiaodekongbai，zhenggerenruzhuibingku。
“ze，sheiranglinxiutuiguyunzhouzhuilou，haitashuaichengzhiwuren！”
“buguoqianjieyeshihenren，taweilejiaoxunlinxiu，zaitamianqianzhuanglesanniandejiubafuwuyuan，zuizhongpiandelinxiuxinganqingyuanweitadaikuan，zaijiubadangnanmo。”
“linxiuyaoshizhidaotadaikuandejinzhushiqianjie，dangnanmodejiubalaobanyeshiqianjie，gujiqidexiangsi！”
“qianjiezheizhao，zhenbiwangshangshuode‘piannanrendeqian、taonanrendexin、zhagannanrendeshenti’haihen！”
zheixierendehuawanrujuleijiangluo，jingdelinxiunaoziwengwengzuoxiang，hunshendexueyefangfoniliuershang。
“duile，qianjienibushibalinxiudangnanmoshi，weilenawuwanxiaofeibeiliangbaijindelaofupobangzhu，nabianzixiurudeshipinpaixialaicundiannaole？tingshuoshigaoqingde！jijiemeimenkankana！”
“haiyouzheishi？qianjiejiwomenkankana！”
包厢里。
suqianqingkaozaishafashang，tayanlimeiyoubanfenfangcaikanlinxiudeshenqing，fenchunlengmogouqi：
“jishenme，yunzhoucaixinglai。qitianhoushitashengri，wohonglinxiuzaineitianhewobanhunli。”
“daoshiwohuigongbuyunzhouzhuiloudezhenxiang，zaijianglinxiudangnanmoshibeiqilingxiurudeshipinfangchulai，jiecitaoyunzhoukaixin，xiangtagaobai！”
“niubi！tiqianzhuqianjiebiaobaichenggong！”
“姐妹们干一个！”
baoxianglichuanchuyizhenkuanghuansheng。
linxiuzaiyetingbuxiaqu，hongzheyanzouchujiuba。
yilushang，linxiunaohailiyizhihuidangzhebaoxianglideduihua。
yuanlai，zijihesuqiandexiangshishiyichangchetoucheweidepianju！
liunianqian，fumushuangwangdetabugujingchengshushushenshenfanduixuanzeliuzailincheng，shiyinweizheiliyouquanguozuihaodenongyedaxue。
tacongxiaojiuxihuanyanjiunongzuowu，jinhuchimideneizhong。
ketameixiangdao，guyunzhouyexuanlezheisuodaxue。
congchuyikaishi，guyunzhoujiuchixubalingletajiunian。
qijiantabeiguyunzhoutichengguangtou，beiguyunzhoulianzhedaleyigeyue。
tacengjingshiguoqiuzhuqitaren，kequandouwujierzhong。
zheiyiqie，doushiyinweiguyunzhouyougebaohushen——linchengsujiada**。
tingshuo，sujiada**anlianguyunzhouxujiu，youyudanxinbiaobaibeiju，yizhiweicengzaiguyunzhoumianqianluguolian，zhishiyongtaotianquanshimomobangzhuta。
shihaomenquanhanjiandechunaizhanshen！
dasanxiaxueqi，guyunzhouzaixuexiaotiantaizhuilouchengweizhiwuren，suoyourendouhuaiyishizijituideguyunzhou。
neishidelinxiuchengshoubuzhubeiwumie，qujiubajiejiuxiaochou，yudaoleshenweifuwuyuandesuqian。
liangrenyijianrugu，zaisuqiandekuangmengzhuiqiuxia，tatongyihesuqianjiaowang。
neiyinianli，suqianduitajihao。
zhidaoyinianbanqian，youheishehuishangmen，bisuqianchanghaitafuqinshengqianqianxiadeqianwanzhaiwu。
takanzhesuqianwulichanghai，xianxieyaobeikanxiashuangshou，zhongjiushixinruanle。
zaiheishehuideyoupianxia，tayaoyatisuqiandaikuanjinqianwan。
houlai，weilejinkuaihaiwandaikuan，tafangqireaidenongkeyuangongzuoxuanzequdangnanmo。
他曾经幻想过。
denghaiwandaikuan，tayaodaisuqianqumudikankanfumu，gaosutamentazhaodaoyishengsuoaile。
kexianzaixiangxiang，zijiyuchundexianggexiaohua......
linxiubuzhizouleduojiu，shoujituranxiangle。
shijingchengshushulinchengdedianhua。
“nifuqindeyiwuzhaodaole，zhiyaonitongyiquyejianeigeyaba，wojiubayiwuhaijini，fouzenizheibei......”
linchengweixiedehuahaimeishuowan，linxiulengshengdaduanta。
“我同意。”