第1章
“huanghuanghuang......shu！nibieshawo！”
gangzuosannianhuangdidewoshizuomengyemeixiangdao，zijiyaosizailongchuangshang！
quanqingchaoyedejihuaiyuannazheshoulidejiandizaiwobojingshang，tajunmeidelianshanglengruobingshuang。
wohaipadipingzhuhuxi，xinliananxiangzhe，mobushitazhidaowoshiyigenvzile？
xiayimiao，zhitingjiantahuanhuankaikou。
“把衣服脱了。”
yishunjian，wodekushengjiaranerzhi！
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wozhanzhanjingjingzuohuangdidedisangeniantou，yebuguocaishiliusui，zaiyushangzheigeningchendangdaodeshidai，huangdibianchenglegaoweizhiye.
erbenchaozuidadeningchen，bianshiwodehuangshu，shezhengwangjihuaiyuanle，lianshajirenhuangdidenanrenbushiyibandexiongcan。
wodedahuangxiongzuohuangdiliangnian，yinguoduchoumoufanshezhengwangzhixin，beihuangshuyijianjishesizailehuangweishang，dengdazheyansibumingmu......
erhuangxiongzegangzuohuangdimeiliangnian，yinanzhongjihuaduohuihuangquandaye，beihuangshuzaizhongqiuyanshangyijiankanxiatoulu，neichangmianjianzhicanburendu。
sanhuangxiongyishiruci......
qianchezhijian，xiongcandekepa，suoyiwozuolehuangdihou，shishenmeyebuganluanxiang，shenmeyebuganluanzuo。zuizhongyaodeshi，woshinaizhengongzhujiahuangzi，beidangzuonanerjiaoyangduonian，benyiweinengfengwangjiuguo，hemufeianciyisheng，yongyuanzangzhuzheigemimi，quebuliaoyouchaoyirihainengdaomeidezoushanghuangdishengya。
shuolaiyeyao“ganxie”shezhengwang，yaobushita，zheigeweizhihaizhenlunbudaowo。
御书房里。
“huangshang，zheitianxiashishenjiade......niyaojinkuaizuodasuana！！”
jihuaiyuandecunzai，chengxianglisongdoukanbuxiaqule，lijiasandaizhongchen，zaichaozhongzhanyouzhongyaodiwei，dandoudibuguoyigequanqingchaoyedeshezhengwang。
wozhengjinweizuo，xiangdaoqianjiweihuangdidesifa，wozhendepasia！
kanzhechengxiangyizhiguizaidishang，wowunaianweita：“......zhenhuixiangbanfade，aiqingxiantuixiaba！”
lisongkanlekanwo，tanlekouqituichuqule。
jiantazouyuanhou，wolimapazaizhuoshang，meitiandouyoudachentoutouhewotaolunruhetuifanjihuaiyuan，kezheixiedachenzaijihuaiyuanmianqianyouhuanleyizhangzuilian。
hewoyitongzhangdademuzijianwoyifushengwukeliandeyangzi，tayeqingtanleyikouqi。
danshitanshangzheimeyigeqiangdadedirenduiyuwozheiyangderenlaishuoqueshitainanle......
“huangshang，buru......womentoutouchugongqusansanxin？”
tingdaochugong，woshuangyanyiliang，yixiazilailejingshen，“haoahaoa！”
huanshangnvzhuangdewojiaomeikeren，caiyunjinzuodeyuehuaqunchentuozheyishenqingying，toushangdebuyaosuizhezoudongyaohuang，huotuotuoxiangyigexiaoxiannv。
“mozi，weishenmejintianjieshangzheimeduorena？”
woyishounazhetanghuluyishounazhebolanggu，kanzheqiaoshangyongjiderenqun。
“jinrihaoxiangshiyingshenjie。”
shuozhejiutingdaoyizhenzhenqiaogusheng，hushangyoulaijizhangdachuan，yigeyaoraomeilidenvrenzaishangmiantiaowu，kaojinshijiutingdaozhouweiderenfenfenzantan！
buguowodemuguangquezhuyidaolelingyizhangchuanshangdenanren，neirenshenzheyishenxuanheiseyifu，peizaiyizhangduanzhenggangqiang、wanruchouzhuobandelunkuoshensuideyingjunlianpangshang，gengxianqishibiren，junmeifeifan。
zheirenzenmekeyizheimehaokan，zheimeshuaiqi，zheime......yanshu？
zheibushijihuaiyuanshishei，kanqingchurendewobeihedewuzangliufudouyaoyiweile！
dangjihuaiyuanmuguangkanguolaishi，wohuangzhangdesuishounaguoyibazheshanzhezhulian，luchuyishuangxingyantoutouguanchazheta。
zhijianjihuaiyuanweimizheyanyizhidingzhewomenzheibiankan，muguangchire，jiuzaiwoganjuezijikenengdingbuzhushi。
“碰！碰！碰！”
turantiankongzhongbaochuyizhenzhenyanhua，shidezhenggetiankongdoubiandewucaibinfen。
humianshangderenpianpianqiwu，yixiaziqifenjiushanglaile，changmianbianderenaofeifan。
shengyinyexiyinlejihuaiyuan，wochentabuzhuyishilaqiyipangkanrenaodemuzi，buyaomingdewanghoupao。
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diertian，wotongwushifashengyiyang，zaiyuhuayuanhemoziwannao，meizhuyidaoshenhoudejihuaiyuan，zhidaowoganjueshenhouxiangshiyoushenmedongxidangzhule，huitoukanguoqu。
yikanbudele，jihuaiyuanyilianxixuedezhanzaiwoshenhoukanzhewo，mingmingzaiweixiao，dantayanshenliquetouzheyisiliangyi，ruguobushiyourenfuzhe，wodouyaotanruanzaidile。
jihuaiyuankanwopachengzheiyang，qingtiaomei，dichenyoufuyoucixingdesangyinxiangqi。
“huangshanghaoxianghenpabenwang。”
“......huangshuhao！”
zheibushifeihuama！qianmianjigehuangdidouzaiwomianqianside，wonengbupama？
“嗯？”
jihuaiyuanfandaohenyounaixindewanyaokaojinwoyouwenleyibian，chiredehuxishaizaiwodelianjiashang。
wopadejinzhuaizhuyixiu，kaishiyuwulunci，“bu…bushi…”
jihuaiyuankanwoyaozhechunbantianshuobushanghua，chuimoushenshenkanzhewodeyanjing。
“wangye......huangshangzhishiyinweinianlingxiao，suoyiyouxiemaoshi！”muziganjinshangqianhuihua。
wohenhendeminqichun，nitingting，younagehuangdinengbiequchengzheiyangma？
jihuaiyuanzhiqishenzi，danmodepieleyanwo，jinggaodeyiweibuyaneryu，“huangshangnianlingqueshitaixiao，suoyi......youxiehuahaishibuyaotingdehao！”
zheihuayichu，womanliansijing，danxinliyijingzhale，“tazhidao，tashenmedouzhidao，haizhidaodachenmentoutouhewoshuoyaotuifantadejihua！”
woyizhidizhetoudaqibuganchu，zhidaoganjuejihuaiyuanzouyuanle，wocaigandashengchuanqi。
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择日。
yinweibianjiangfashengzhanluan，gedifenfensongshangzouzhang，wokanzheduijirushandezouzhe，diwushucihouhuidanghuangdi。
chaotangshang，lisongzhanchulaichaowobailebai，youhuanhuankaikou，“zheibianjiangyishi，huangshangheburangquanziliyishishi，tagensuiguodajiangjunchuzheng，dinghuikaixuanergui！”
wozhengweizheijianshikunao，tingjianlisongzheimeyishuo，xinxiayixi，gangyaodiantouyingyun。
zheishi，zuozailongyiyipangruanzuoshangdejihuaiyuanyonglankaikou，“huangshangshibushiwanglehaiyouyirenkeyong？”
wangchangzheixieshidoulunbudaowoguan，woqueshibuzhidaoyaoruhe，zhidegangazhuantoukanxiangjihuaiyuan，“zhenqueshibuzhidaohaiyousheinengshengren，haiqinghuangshumingshi！”
“本王啊！”
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zhenggechaotangshunjianyaquewusheng，woyezhouqimeitou。jihuaiyuanxianzaishoushangnazhedazhaosanfenzhierdebingli，ruozaijiangqitadedoujileta，neiwozhenshisidedifangdoumeiyoule。
benxiangzhenagedachennengchulaifanduiyixia，dandoumianmianxiangqu，yishengbuhang。
woshenxilekouqi，woburudiyusheirudiyua。
zuohaoxinlizhunbei，woyangzhe“canlan”dexiaorong，“huangshu，ninweidazhaozuodegouduole，zheixieshiqueshibunengzailaofanninle，jiujiaojilisongle，haolewushituichaoba！”
shuowanbujirenherenshuohuadeyudi，zhanqishenliule。
houlaijitianli，jihuaiyuanbingmeiyouyinweiwoneitianwuniletadejuedingerfeilewo。
zhengdangwoyiweizijianranwuyangkaishihuanxishi。
“huangshang，shezhengwangqingninquwangfuyixu，tashuoyoudongxiyaojininkan！”
wolianshangdeyidexiaorongshunjianninggu，yuanlaijihuaiyuanbushifangguowo，tazhishijilewoxianghaozenmesideshijian。
wojusangzheyizhanglian，jiaodaihaomoziwodeyiyan，zhanzhanjingjingdezuoshanglequshezhengwangfudejiaozi。
daolewangfu，woshentibuzijuedeyouzhandoulejifen。
zheibushiwodiyicilaiyuanwangfu，danqueshiwodanghuangdiyilaidiyicidaozheili。jideyiqianlaideshihouhaibeizhouweidejingwuzhenhandao，chuchutouluzhezunguihehaohua，bineihuangdidetaihedianhaiyaoqipai。
“huangshangjinquba！wangyezailitoudengni！”
guanjiaxiangwoshuowanbailebai，haobuliuqingdezhuanshenzoule。
woqiaoqiaotuikaimenzouguoqu，jiutingdaoyishengshuiliudeshengyin，woshunzhekanguoqu，jiujianyuchili，yige**derenyingbeiduizhewo，buyongcaijiuzhidao，shijihuaiyuan。
“huangshanghaiyaozhanzaineiliduojiu，haibuguolai！”
jihuaiyuanyouyoudeshengyinxiangqi，tingbuchuxinu。
womanmannuoguoquzuodaoyuchibianyuan，quanchengdizhetoubuganluanpiao，bijingwoyeshiyigenvhaizi。
jihuaiyuanyonglandekaozaiyuchibiankanzhewo，tagoulegouchunjiao，“huangshangmeiyoushenmeyaotongbenwangshuodema？”
woqingzhalexiayan，qieqieduishangtahaokandetaohuayan，“wocuole，bugaifanduihuangshu！”
“neihuangshangxianzaiyaoruhe？”
zheijuhuawendaowole，wozhanglezhangzui，shizhongshuobuchushenme。
nandaoyaowodangchangmobozijina，woyishijianyukuwulei，“huangshu，wocuole，woxiacibuganle！”