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suiranzijilaizheilizhixingyichangjuemirenwu，huashenchengweicunzhangdeyuanfangzizhi——yinzangshenfen，danshiguzilideneigujunrenxuexing，queyizhidouzaijiaoxiaozheyaoduirenfuze！
suoyiyidazaotajiuqilaile，momodezhanzairenqunyuanchu。
kanzheneiyouchoubibaodexiaoguniang，baqiduirendeyangzi，xinliyewuduandejuedeyoudianshuang，shizenmehuishi？
yankanniupenglidejirendoubeigongandaizou，gujihuidedaochengfale，keshitazenmeyegenzhequleni？
zhouhuaiansuiranbuzhidaotayaoquzuoshenme，danhaishigenshangle。
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！！！
tagenzhezijixiangganshenme？nandaoshixianqizuowandexiaofeibugou？
可五块也不少了啊！
yixiangdaozheigenanrendelebianyihaimaiguai，xinkoujiududehuang，weileburangzijideruxianjiejie，tahaishijuedingzhuanshenmiandui。
zhouhuaianbenlaiyemeixiangguoduobi，jirankanjianleneijiushangqianqu。
“nigenzhewozuoshen，wojinggaonibuyaotandewuyana！”
“xiaoxinwogaoni。”zheiniantoudaxueshengdejubao，haishihenyoufenliangde。
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“zheitiaoluyoubushinijiade，guanzheimekuan？”
“ni....zuowandeshiqing，nizuihaodouwangle，congcizanmenjingshuibufanheshui，zaigangenzongwo，xiaoxinrangnichibuledouzhezou。”shenyujiaoehenhendefangwanhenhua，xunsupaozoule。
duifangrengaomadade，hetazhanzaiyiqihaishihenyouyali，ruguoduifangshengqihuichuyiquantou，gujizijizheitiaoxiaomingjiuyaobubaoleba.....
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一头大蠢猪！
meiyourenheliuliande——niutou!
shenyujiaoyouzoulehaoyihui，caifaxianshenhouzaojiuwurenle，buyoudeduitianfanlegebaiyan，haishuobushigenzongziji，xintagedatougui！
henkuaishenyujiaojiudaoleyiyuan，wenlehushizhihou，limajiuzhaodaoleliuquezidebingfang。
touguomenshangdechuanghu，faxianliuqueziyijingchediqingxingguolaile，zhengkaozaichuangshangheshuini。
shenyujiaomianduiqianshijiangzijizhemozhisidelaonanren，yanlimeiyourenheyidiantongqing，fanershihenbudetaganjinsi。
suihouxiaoxinyiyikanlekanloudaozhouweidoumeirenhou，xunsuqingsang，yirenfenshiliangjiaokaishilechangdaxi！
“shenmenishuodezhende，neishenjiacundeliuquezizhendefeile？zuobulenanrenle?”yidaoshayalaotaipodeshengyin，zaimenkouhuanhuanchuanchu。
“kebushi，tingwoqinqishuo，neilichunfangmunvhaiyaogaotaqiangjni，zheixiaziliuquezizhenshiyoukushuobuchulou。”lingyidaofunvsheng，teyibagaoleyinliangshuodao。
liuquezicishiyegubudehechale，ershijujinghuishentanzheerduo，haotingwaimiandetanhuasheng。
“aiyou，zhaonizheimeshuo，tasuanshibaifeilebushuo，gaobuhaohaidezuolaoa！”
“duia，neishenjiadeguniangkeshishuole，jiusuanshixialeyanyebuhuikanshangliuquezizheizhongrende！”
“aiyou，zheiliuquezikeshizhencana，xu，haoxiangtingshuotabingfangjiuzaifujinni，rangtatingjianlekeshibutaihaoa。”
suihoubansuizhejiaobuyuanqusheng，liuquezideliansegengshinankandaojidian。
yuanlaineiliangge**zaibeihou，doushizheimeshuozijide！
好好，好的很！
gonganfenbieduizhesanrenkaishileshenwen，shenmeilinianjixiao，meiyihuijiujingbuzhushenwenquanbudoujiaodaile。
gonganrenyuanyeshihenzhenjing，juranhuishizheimegeshi，zheijiarenzhenshibuyaoliana，juranhehuojianmaizijideqinzhinv！
lichunfangbenlaihaixiangjiaobian，keshizaidezhiguinvdouyijingjiaodaile，wunaizhinengyingzhetoupishuolezheijianshideqianyinhouguo。
zuizhongsanrenbeipipingjiaoyu，zhijiefanglemunverrenliqu，bijingtamenyeweizijidezuofafuchulecantongdedaijia，danshishenwenbinqueshibeikouxiale。
tashexianguyishanghaizui，renjiashouhaizherujinhaizaiyiyuanlidaizheni。
linzoudeshihou，lichunfangkudebunengziyi，yigejingdelazhegonganxunwenjiejuedebanfa，gonganrenyuanyeshibeichandemeiyoubanfale，jiujizhimingleyitiaolu。
lichunfangdaizheshenmeililangbeidehuicunle，cishiyijingshilinjinbangwanle，jiajiahuhudouzaizuofan，suoyijiedaoshangyemeijigexianrenzai，xinghaoshidajiadoubuzai，yaoburanzheiduimunvhaidezaidiuyicirenbuke。
shenlaotaiyikanshizheiliangdiurenwanyihuilaile，qijiubudayichulai。
“zenmezhiyounimenhuilaile，woerzini?”
lichunfangtingdaopopodewenhua，shunjianjiuhedehunshenyizhan，yanshenduobibuganzhishi。
shenmeiliyeshihunshenpiziyijin，jinliangweizhuangtoumingren。
“pa！”shenlaotainaqichagang，jiuduizhedaerxifuhenhenzaleguoqu。
“aiyou，niang，ninzheishiganshenme？”lichunfangjianjiaozhe，wuzhebeizadegebo，bumandunangdao。
“nihaiganwen**shenme？doushinigechangfuhailewoer，nishuoshuo，zenmezhiyounimenhuilaile，woerzini？”
lichunfangmianduipopobuyiburaodeyangzi，henhensesuoleyixiashenzi，keshizheijianshihenmingxianshimanbuguode。、
“ta.....tabeizanshiguanqilaile....gonganshuotashexianguyishangrenzui.....”
"sha？nigesi**，doushiyinweinimen，kanwobudasinimenliangge**！"shenlaotaijihukuaiqisile，zheiliangrenmeishibushuo，fanerbazijierzijidajinqule，tazenmenengbuhuoda。
“aaa，niang，niang.....”lichunfangmianduipoposhoulidejimaodanzi，hedehuangzhangluanduo。
“nainai，nainai....haotenganainai。。。。”shenmeiliduoshanbujibeidalehaojixia，tengdezhijiehanchushenglai。
lichunfangyankanshiqingbudui，ganjinkaikouqiuraodao：“niangbuyaozaidale，woyoubanfa，wozhendeyoubanfakeyibalaodanongchulai。”
shenlaotaibujintingzhuledarendeshou，huyidekanxianglichunfang，wendao："nishuo，shafazi！"
“jiushi.....jiushi.....”