胡说我老公不可能是疯批:喻芷裴越州小说第2章

yuzhicaizhexiaopixiexialelou,zirandeduizheshouzaicanzhuoqiandeliguanjiadaleshengzhaohu:“maoning~liguanjia。”

liguanjiadezuibinaozixianfanyingguolai:“zaoan,peitaitai。”

neixinqueshijingdebantianhuanbuguolai,maye,jianguile,furenjitadazhaohule?

ebuguoxianzaihaoxiangshizhongwuleba?

yuzhimeiyoulihuihuranbiandeyouxieweimiaodeqifen,chizheyongrenmenduanshangzhuodewucan。

zaitajiannandichixiaqudierpianjixiongrouhou,tashizaishirenbuxiaqule,duiliguanjiagoulegoushou。

liguanjiakanzhezijizhaoguleqiniandenpchuranshuaxinlexingwei,yanleyankoushui,limapaodaotagenqian:“taitaiyoushenmefenfu?”

“wancanwoxiangchihaixian,jiala,nianpaiyixia。”

liguanjiayijinggubushangjingchale,lianmangnachuipad,haiwenlehaoxiegepinzhong。dengtajixiazhangzhangdecaidanhou,bianzoujinlechufang。

chushikanguohou,chadianleiben。

tianna,zhongyudaoletadaxianshenshoudeyitianle!tianzhidaotayigewuxingjichuzizaipeijialingzhegaoxindangrenjideganshou?

yuzhiyoubalekoucaomifan,ranhoushizaishimeishenmeweikoudefangxialekuaizi。

niutoukanxiangmiandaibiaozhunweixiaodeguanjia:“womenjiaayueshenmeshihouxiabanhuijia?”

guanjiamingxianyileng,ranhouhuidao:“taitai,xianshenghuimguozongbule,shaoshuoyeyaoyizhouhou。”

“a……”yuzhiyouxieweile,zheihaimeixinhunzenmejiuxiaobieleni?

danhenkuai,tajiujuedingyonggouwulaihengsaobeishang,yinweitazaizijifangjianfanchuleyitaheika。

zheizhongtiantianbulaoerhuohaishouwozhongjindeganjue,jianzhishi……shuangbaolehaoma!

zhishi,yuzhicaigangzoudaomenkou,jiubeishouzhededebaobiaolanlexialai。

“baoqianfuren,xianshengzuoyedefenfu,ninzuijinbunengchumen。”

yuzhiwangleguoqu,waimianheiyayayipian,yanzhenyidaidekanzheziji。

haojiahuo,yuanlaitamenbushikanjiade,shikantade?

【suzhudarenkuaikan,tajingranxianzhiniderenshenziyou,doushuopeiyuezhouzheigerenhenyinsileba!!】

yuzhimeidalizaitanaohaikuangbengdadexiaoshui,duiyubaobiaomendexingweiyemeishengqi,buyoudezhuanshenkanxiangshoumangjiaoluan,buzhidaozaiipadshangfanshenmedeliguanjia:“neiwoxiangmaixinyifuzenmeban?”

dengzhezijiafurenyibanyiyandezoudaozijimianqian,bingqieshulianchaozijibeichufalvtiaokuandeliguanjiayidun,youshuaxinle?

dantahaishilimahuida:“furenshaodeng,womashanglianxigaodingshejishishangmen。”

yuzhiyanjingliangle,youwendao:“haiyaoxinxiezi,haiyaokandianying。”

“haode,zheibianmashanganpai,sirenyingyuanquantianweifurenkaifang。”

“haiyaozuomeirongmeijiameifa!”

“haodefuren,zheibianmashanglianxi,qingshaodeng。”

yuzhidunshiganjueshuangshangletian,renbuzhugankai,zheijiushijinsiquededaiyuma?zheitajianzhinengzaijializhaiyibeizia!

yushi,yuzhihenkuaijiuzuozaixingkongdingsirenyingyuanli,yibianxiangshouzhegaojidujia**,yibianyongipadgouwu,shenbianhaiweizhehaojigenvshe。

riziguodejianzhibuyaotaizirun。

erlingyibian,yizaojiufeiqumguodepeiyuezhou,lishenyubangongshineijudadeluodichuangqian,guangxiancongbolimuqiangyongru,weitazhoushendushangyicengqingleng。

neizhangzuyilingsuoyoushixiantingliudelianpang,longzhaozhenanyandefuza。

tajintian……dingranshiqihuaileba?

fuyushenhoudexiuzhangdeshouzhi,renbuzhudeweiweiquansuoleyixia。

genlepeiyuezhouliuqiniandexutezhulimaxinlingshenhui,buzhehenjidedao:“peidong,wojintianfaxiannindefukazhichu100duowan,doushiyulexingxiaofei。”

peiyuezhoufukadechiyouzheshishei,buyaneryu。

tayanmouyouxisuideguangshanlexia,youxiehuaiyishizijitingcuole:“nishuoshenme?”

yuzhijiarupeijiahouyouyitongtabaochijuli,congbudongtayifenqian,lianpingshisongdeliwuyehuibazhangsuandemingmingbaibai。

yikaishipeiyuezhouhuibeitazheixingwei**dao,dantabuxiangtongyuzhiqichongtu,zhinengyiweidechenmo,kexinzhongdezaiyiqueshiyidiandiandezisheng,yidurangtagandaozhixi。

jianpeiyuezhoumianseyousuohuanhe,xutezhuchengshengzhuiji:“wogangcaiheliguanjialiaotian,tingshuofurenjintianzaijiawandehenkaixin。”

开心……

peiyuezhouzhenglexia,tameiyoulengyanlengyu?meiyou……yanema?

xutezhufeichangdongdeshuohuadeyishu:“peidong,suishuozanmenzongbuzaimguo,danzheixieniandezhongxinyizhizaiwangguoneizhuan,youqishizuijinnaxialejigedadan,gujixiaopeizongyigerenzaiguoneimangdechibuxiao,buruwomenhuiquzhiyuanyixia?”

peiyuezhousuiweidiyishijianyingxia,danmiansequeshiyouxiesongdong。

xutezhugengshichengshengzhuiji:“zuijinsongjianeibianbuanfen,furenyigerenliuzaiguoneipashibuanquan。”

tingdaozheigeziyan,peiyuezhouyanshendoulenglejifen,bochunqingmin。

kongqisihudouninggulexialai。

banshang,xutezhucaitingjianzijiadongshizhangdeshengyinxiangqi:“tamenzheijitianpashiyoudadongzuo,hewodaizaiyiqi,caishibuanquan。”

erqietayezaitashenbianjiapailerenshou,zhiyaotabulikaipeijiadedijie,jiubuhuiyoushenmewenti。

xutezhuyayan,zheihuadaoshimeishuocuo。

bijingsongjiayiqianzaihaiwaikaozuohuisechanyefajiade,zuijinyouyizhibeipeijiagezhongdaya,shuobuzhunhuigaochushenmeshouduanlai。

yelanjianshen,zhengzuochengshidouzainanrenjiaoxiapufu,kezheidingloudebangongshi,quexiangshichengletayirendegudao。

peiyuezhouqingqingmosuozhezhijiandesujie,meimudichui,zhenggerendoubeinonghoudeguadanlongzhaozhe。

erlingyibian,yuzhiyibiankenzhepingguo,yibianguangzhezijihuanranyixindeyimaojian,manyidebudele。

jiuzaizheishi,xitongdeshengyinzaicixiangqi。

【dingdong,nindezhongjijiangliyidaozhang,qingsuzhuchashou。】

喻芷脚下动作停了。

“yisishi……wogexianzaixinglema?”

qinianqian,yuzhidegegeyuhengchulechehuo,bianchenglezhiwuren。zaitazoutouwuluzhishi,xitongchuxianle,yushitatongshikongguanlijuqianxiaqinianhetong,chuansuogegexiaoshijiewanchengrenwu,zhiweihuandegegeyixianshengji。

rujintagongchengshentui,dangchutanhaodetiaojian,ziranyegaiduixianle。

【bushideesuzhudada,zheibianhaixuyaoninwozhuyuhengdeshou30miao,yibianzheibianjingzhunjiuzhi。】

yuzhilaidaochuangqian,lvelakaiyijiao,kanzhexiafangzhushouzhedebaobiao,bujinminchun。

tayouxixiduanxiangleyibianzijizheixigeboxituideyangzi,poyouxiewunai。

“yaoshinengbawoneiqinianlianjiudeshilidaihuilaijiuhaole。”

qiniandeyudafengshuang,xiaoshijielideyuzhimeiyouxianzaizheibanbaijingjiaomei,danquelianjiuleyishennengqingsongliaodaoshijigezhuanghandebenshi。

erxianzaitajiushikongyouyidaduishizhanjingyan,zaisuduheliliangdougenbushangdeqingkuangxia,bietirenzhuanghanle,lianliguanjiatadouganbuguo。

【dingdong,jianyusuzhuchaoewanchengshikongjurenwu,zheibiankeyiweisuzhudarenkaitongyigefuli,ninnengwuxianzhidezaisangexiaoshineihuifuquanshengzhuangtai,danshihuiyisantiandepibeizhuangtaiweidaijia。qingwensuzhudarenshifouyaokaitong?】

“dangranle。”yuzhixiangdoubuxiangjiuyinglexialai。

shikongguanlijuneibangrenjiushiquntiegongji,nandezuodianliangxinshier。

【haode,zheibianyijingweisuzhudarendianliangjinenglee~neisuzhudarenwomenshenmeshihouxingdongni?】

tingxitongdeyuqi,haidaizheanchuochuodexingfen。

yuzhiyouzaizaikenzhepingguo,yi**zuozailanrenshafashang,meidongxitongyisi:“shenmexingdong?”

【dangranshifengfengguangguangyueyu,shuaiqidechuangjinbeipeiyuezhoukongzhizhudeyiyuanjiurena!】

yuzhiwuyudeetoushangdoukuaimaochusantiaoheixianlaile,renbuzhudedao:“nimeishiba?jialiweidemibutoufengdexianranshiyoushenmeteshuqingkuang,wozheishihoutianshenmeluan。

haiyou,wogezaideneijiayiyuanbenlaijiushipeijiachanyede,zenmedaonizuilijiubianlewei。”

tahuaiyixitongduipeiyuezhouyouzheyanzhongdepianjian。

【wuwuzheibushiwojianeigeqingxingqiangdadesuzhudaren,nizheigesilianainaokuaicongtashenshangxiaqu!!suzhudarenniqingxingyidian,niqinaidegegehaizaidengzhewomenqujiushua!】

yuzhiganjuenaoziliwengwengwengdeteng,beichaode。

“hehe。fanzhengtayetangqinianle,buzaihuzheiyiliangtian。”

fanzhengtajiurenyoumeiyousuoweidebaozhiqi。

haishiyaodengpeiyuezhouhuilaizaishuo,bijingtazuowanneigezhuangtai,shizaishiyouxiebuduijing……rangtamomingdanyou。

【neinizheibujiushizaibaipiaoquanxianma?!haijiwohaijiwo!wobuguanwuwu——】

系统都快破音了。

yuzhizhoumei:“bizui,nihenchao。”

xitong:【yingyingying……】