第一章 傻子阿鸢

yeliangrushui,mingyuegaogua。

“woyezhishinaqianbanshi,zhenzhengxiangyaoshaniderenshichengxiangfuren,xiaqujianleyanwangkebieshuocuole……”

heibumengmiandebangfeijiangdishanghunmidenvzitixiangmianqiandexuanya,xiayishunshuangyanquehairanzhengda,tadejiaowanbeiyishuangshoujizhuazhu,benlaihunmiderennvziquemuguangqinglengdeyangwangzheta,shengyinyinsen。

“haishinigenyanwangshuoba!”

bangfeiyegenzhezhuilexiaqu。

“嘶……”

suiranyourenzuodianbei,shuguanzuohuanchong,dancongneimegaodexuanyashangdiaoxialai,chenyuanhaishishoulebushaodeshang,haozaimeiyoushangjindonggu,zhiyouzuoxiaotuideneichuyanzhongxie,luchusensenbaigu。

shenanyiyaoshudechenyuanzhaolexiecaoyao,jiaolefuzaishangmian,zheicaiyouxinsiguanchazhouweidehuanjing。

这是……哪里?

rumujieshigumucantian,zhetianbiyue,chenyuanyouxiemeng,tazaishiyanshidebaozhazhongshenwangzenmeyouhuole,erqiehaimomingqimiaodelelaidaorucimoshengdedifang,yizhengyanjiuyourenyaoshata。

danzhuanshunbianzhizijichuanyuezhongshengle,yinweinaoziliduolemoshengdelingxingmohuhuamian。

jiranrucidangwuzhijishiganjinlikaizheishulin,miandegangzhongshengzaizhuiruyeshouzhikou,kanleyanyijingsitoudebangfei,chenyuantuozheshoushangdetuichaozhesenlinwaimianzou。

“chengxiangfu,menlougao,yougenverjiaoayuan,youchiyoushahaichoulou,jiuxiangyechaxialefan。”

chenyuantuozhezhongshangdeshentizoulezuzuyitianyiye,caijinlecheng,yiqunhaitongweiguolai,zhizhetayoutiaoyouchang,diaopidezuoguilian,nadongxidiuta。

熊孩子真讨厌!

chenyuandengletamenyiyan,yibuyibudenuodaochengxiangfu,kanmendeshouweikandaota,genjianleguiside,huanglihuangzhangdejiupaodaofulibinggaoqule。

“laoye,furen,daxiaojiehuilaile,daxiaojiehuilaile……”

shengyinjianruidejiyuciporendeermo。

qiaozheishouweidemoyang,yezhiyuanzhuzaichengxiangfushigebushouchongde。

yebiedengzherenlaifutale,haishizigejinquba!zheigeminge,zhenshiku。

ganggensangshisidemaiguomenjian,yingmianjiuzoulaiyiqunjinyihuafuzhiren,zuiqianmiandejiushichengxiangchenshanhe,kandaobiantilinshang,hunshenxianxuedechenyuan,meiyouyisidedanyouguanqie,queshimanliandeyunnuxiane。

“nizheiniezhang,paonaliqufengle,hainongchengzheiguiyangzi······”

tangtangtianqiguodechengxiang,queyougeshazinver,chengtiandejitaremafan,chenshanhejuedezijidemianziquandoubeizheigeniezhangjidiuguangle,haiburusizaiwaimiansuanle,haihuilaizuoshen。

“laoye,bieshengqi,ayuanjiushitanwanlexie,huitouqieshenhaohaoshuoshuotajiuhaole。”

chengxiangfurenyejiushiyuanzhudejimuwangkelan,shangqiananfulechenshanheliangju,muguangyindudekanxiangshalenglengdechenyuan。

zheishazidemingzhenying,beirendiuxiaxuanyayemeishuaisi,tayaoshibusi,zijinverruhecainengdangshangtaizifei!

“ganjinbatadaihuiyuanziqu,biezaizheilidiurenxianyan。”

chenshanhefuxiulikai,zhiliuwangkelangenjigeyahuanjiading。

“ayuan,nizuowanqunale?wozenmemeijianzheni?”

wangkelandubulaidaochenyuangenqian,yongpaziweiweiyanbi,yeyanqumoudideedu。

chulaizhadao,qingkuangbuming,chenyuanhaidezhuangshazi,chongzhewangkelanhanhanyixiao,munedao

“ayuanbujidele……”

不记得了就好!

jiusuanshigeshazi,danchengxiangdinv,taizifeidetouxiandouzaineibaizheni!jiusuanyaotademing,yedeshenbuzhiguibujuede。

“nimenjige,batadaihuiqingfengyuan,haoshengkanguanzhe。”

beiwangkelanzhishideneijigejiading,dongzuoshifendeculu,tuozhejiangchenyuandaileqingfengyuan,chuaikaimenzhijiejiudiulejinqu。

tengdechenyuanzizhimaolenghan,dingzhezheijigejiading,moyangquandoujixiale,junzibaochoushinianbuwan,dengzhegunainaishangshihaole,nanimenlianyao。

“xiaojie,nikehuilaile,danyousiqiujule!”

zhengzaixinliyaoya,shenhoujiuchuanlaiyizhenkuhan,jinjiezhejiubeirenbaojinlehuaili,tubuyiqueyiguaidezouleyitianyiye,dishuiweijin,jingguogangcaineijigejiadingdezheteng,haiyouzheijiaoqiujudeyahuancuican,chenyuanlianshengcanjiaodoumeijiaochulai?jiuyunsileguoqu。