第4章
jianchenyubushuohua，zhouxiaoqianhaipatabudaying，lianmangyoudao：“wodeshiliyeshichuruqijing，danburunideqixueyuanlixionghou。”
“buguo，wohui‘fangsheng’，zheishiyimenhentebiedekouji。”
“keyibabianyishouxiyinguolai，daoshihou，shoushiqilaigaishibunan。zanmenkeyixianxiyinzuiruodejifengtu，liangxiangpeihe，jueduinengqidaochuqibuyidexiaoguo！！”
zheigexiangfa，bingfeizhouxiaoqianhuranmaochulaide，ershizaoyoudasuan，zhishiyizhixunmikekaodehuoban，meiyouzhaodaobale。
“xiangfadaoshibucuo，zhishinidekoujizhendekaopume？”chenyuchihuaiyidetaidu，danyaoshishuo，tabuxiangchengweiqianshiming，yeshiweixinde。
“zheigeyoushenmenande，wokeyizhengmingjinikan。”
dangji，zhouxiaoqianrangchenyuxianzhaogedifangyinni，tazebayigenshouzhitousaijinzuili，saibangziguzhang，ranhou，zaichenyuerandezhushixia，fachulefeirenleideshengyin。
“吱吱——”
“吱吱！”
shengyinqingcuiyouzhang，ruoshibukeyiliuyidehua，haizhendehuiyiweishiyitoujifengtu。
片刻后。
shucongzhongbiancuanchuliangtoujifengtu，tuergaogaodeshuqi，weibalaihuiyaobai，zheizhongzhuangkuang，chenyuzaiwuguandeshihouxuedaoguo，shijifengtuqiuoudeyizhongbiaoxian。
“zheigejiahuo，xiyinlaideyinggaishiliangtoucitu.....haizhenshigerencai！”chenyuyizhenhanyan，xinlizhibuzhukuazan。
jiujianneigezhouxiaoqian，shouleshengyin，jiaodao：“chenyu，dongshou！liangtoujifengtu，woduifubulai，wozhinengduifuyitou！”
“hao！lailei！”chenyubaorancongshushangcuanxia，yuanlizhurudaoshen，yizhigangcongpangbiancuanguoqudejifengtu，bianqingeryijubeichenyudedaofengzhansha。
lingwaiyitou，chenyuxiangsha，yebunan，dantaxiangtantanzheigexingzhoudedi，suoyijiangneitoujifengtufangleguoqu。
zhouxiaoqianchoushenerdong，yongdeshizhangfa，yizhangpaichumeizhong，youlaiyizhang，jieerliansan，cengcengdiedie，yourubuduanfanyongdehaichaoyibanpengpai。
zhishizhangfapaizaineitoujifengtushenshang，sihuhenrouruowuli，ailejixiadejifengtu，haofawusun。
“nigaoshenme？”chenyuyihuo。
neizhouxiaoqianqueshidanranyixiao，pingjingdao：“chenyu，zheijiaodielangzhang，yongdeshineijing！”
内劲？
zheizhongjingli，shicongguwuerlai，leisiyuguwuzhongtidaodeneigong，jiangjiuduijirouheqixuezhilidediaodong，yibanzhiyouxiulianlemouzhonggaoshendewudaogongfa，cainengjifachuneijing。
sijichuquanfa，shimeifajifachuneijingde。
噗噗噗——
zheishi，neitouzaidupuxiangzhouxiaoqiandejifengtu，queshizaineijingdezuoyongxia，shenshangbaochuleqibagexuekulong，zhijieshuailuozaidi。
“zenmeyang，wozheimenzhangfahaibucuoba？”zhouxiaoqianbojingweiyang，deyidexiaowen。
chenyudiantou：“ng，henhao，henlihai，yehenyinhui！fangbushengfang！”
chenyukandechulai，pangziluzheiyishou，jiushizaizhangxianshili，yifangmiannenggourangchenyurentongtadeshili，yuqihezuo。lingwaiyimian，yeshirangchenyuyousuojidan，patazaihezuodeshihouzhaitaozi。
“zenmeyang？yaobuyaohezuo？”zhouxiaoqianxiaohehede，chaochenyuzhayan。
“dangran！”chenyurenzhendao。
“buguo，nidedengwoyixiaohuier，woqubandianshi。”chenyuzheiyangjiangwan，jiuchaodongxuefengxichuzouqu。
“niganshenmequ？”pangzizhuiwen。
陈宇：“拉屎！”
“？？？”
zhanzaineidezhouxiaoqian，zuijiaohenhenchedongleyixia。
zuilidigu：“haiyiweishishenmeshi，lageshigaodezheimezhengzhong！zhenshigeqipa！”
chenyumeiyoulita，jinrudongxuehou，bianpanxizuolexialai。
xiaohaoyuxiade61dianbi，tuiyan[jichudaofa]。
jiranyaoheduifanghezuo，nadaohaochengji，zhengquruwuxiaodeqianshiming，neishilibixudetiyiti。yanxia，tadejichudaofashijingtongdejibie，haibugouxiaocheng，yaoshinengkejintaruxiaochengdedibu，shilijueduihaihuipanshengbushao。
【推演开始——】
【jichudaofa，pikanliaodian，niyijingzhangwodezugouchunshu，danzheimendaofazhishizuijichude，zhuiqiujinbudeni，hualedabanniandeshijian，zhongyuba[jichudaofa]xiulianzhixiaocheng。nihenxingfen！】
【danxiaocheng，bingbunengrangnijuedemanzu，nirengjiuduizhemuzhuanglianxi，shenzhizhuyimeiyigeweixiaodexijie，wulunshichudaodezishi，haishifajingdejiqiao，wulunshilidaodezhangkong，haishiyuanlidezhuru！】
【zhongyu，youshiyinianhou，shouwogangdaodeni，youruyiweidaokeban，yidaozhansuileyikuaiqianjindashi！nizhidaozijichengle，[jichudaofa]dacheng！】
buguopianke，jiangjinliangnianduidaofadeganwu，bianrujuanjuanxiliuban，liutangjinchenyudenaohai，rangtashenkemingji。
mengdizhengkaiyan，chenyudeyanzhongyoulinglideguangmangshanshuo，sihuyanshendouhuazuoleyibinggangdao！
“bushilashime？zenmezuoxiale？”touguodongxuefengxi，haoqixinbaopeng，toutouchaolimiankuishidezhouxiaoqian，naolenaotou，youdianyihuo。
erdangpanxierzuodechenyu，zhanqi，piexiangtashi，zhouxiaoqianneizhangliandunshizhanghong，mangsuohuiletou，beichenyudingzhe，rangtayouzhonglaoshuyudaomaodecuojue。
“zouba，niyinshou，woxisha，zanmenzhengqujinrukaohedeqianshiming！”chenyuzhaohudao。
zhouxiaoqiankanlekantongxunqishangdeshijian，cuicudao：“zanmendekuaidian，haiyoulianggexiaoshi，kaohejiuyaojieshule，zanmenhaideganwangxiaoyanchu！”
......
大罗山中段。
sanmingwuguandedizizhengzailieshasantoujifengtu，huransantoutuzijingranbuyutamenxiangdou，shuzheerduo，kuaisudepaodiaole。
pingtamensanrendesudu，genbenzhuibushang。
“妈的，见鬼了！”
“zhiqianhaihaohaode，zenmezheixiejifengtuxianzaimomingqimiaopaodiaole？”yigelianshangyoudoukengdewuguanxueyuan，yangyangbukuai。
lingyigeqihuhudao：“yankanjiuyaozhanshaletamen，tamenquepaole，zhenshigoushi。”
disangexueyuan，zhazheyigenzhangbianzi，tasikaoleyixia，shuo：“kanqingkuang，wojuede....neisantoujifengtu，xiangshizaiqiuoufaqing！shuerduo，yaoweiba，hendianxingdefaqingtezheng。”
doukengxueyuancuileyikou，bushuangdao：“tuzipaole，zhuibushangle，zanmenjiuqulieshahuxishou，daluoshansafangdebianyishoushuliangyouxian，zanmendedongzuohaishidekuaidian。”
yushi，sanrenyouquxunzhaohuxishouliesha。
lingrenyumendeshi，tamengangbaliangtouhuxishouweizhu，neiliangtouhuxishou，jiu“aoao”jiaozhe，yibaimichongcidesudu，chongchulebaowei。
likaishi，bianzixueyuanliuyidaoliangtouxiongxingdehuxishou，sihuyeshizaifaqing。
buguangjifengtu、huxishou，jiushiliantiebeicanglangzheizhonglengdandebianyishou，douhunshenyingmao，rukaipingbanzhaqi，langzuilibuzhufachudichende“miemie”sheng，neishengyinjirendeganjuexiangshiyigeyinghanbianchengleruanpapadelatiao。
“shenmeqingkuang？daluoshandebianyishoujitifaqing？”
“guguai！zheilimiankendingyoushi，kaoheshijiankuaidaole，zanmenkuaiquxiaoyanchuba。”
“duokuigongjiwodeneitoutiebeicanglangfaqing，buran，wotiedinghuishouzhongshang。woyinggaisuanshixingyundeba？”
gegewuguanlaicanjiakaohedexueyuan，douzaianzidigu，huoshipengmianhouqiaoqiaoyilun。
大罗山外，南面。
tianyuanwuxiaodexiaozhangdingxueqin，yijigegewuguandeguanzhuhuoshidaiduizhe，doutingdaoleshouhousheng。hezhiqianliaoliangdeshouhoushengbutong，xianxia，jifengtu、huxishou、tiebeicanglangdejiaosheng，xiandehenshiaimei。
zheishi，tianyuanwuxiaobaoweichudesunchuzhang，kuaibuzouleguolai。
zheicitianyuanwuxiaodekaohe，waiweiyouwuxiaoxueshengzhushou，yidanfaxianqitutaolidaluoshandebianyishou，tamenbianhuijiangqizhongxinquganhuishanzhong，erneibuxunshi，zeshiyoubaoweichuanpairendingzhe，bimiancanjiakaohedewuguanxueyuanyinweimaodunfashengoudouhuoshisishang。
sunbolaidaoxiaozhangdingxueqinpangbian，coudaoqierbian，xiaoshengbazhouxiaoqianhechenyupeihe，lieshabianyishoudeshishuole。
“口技？”
“hehe，zhouguanzhu，nijiaerzidekoutiaohaizhenbucuoni。”dingxueqinceguoshenqu，chaoshenhouliangtingzhong，nanshanwuguandeguanzhuzhouyunfeng，sixiaofeixiaodeshuodao。
zhouyunfengxintouyilin，houbeilenghanshuadiyixiajiumaolechulai，jujindexiaolexiao，jieshidao：“dingxiaozhang，wojianeihuoxihuangaoyixiepangmenzuodao，dengxiatachulaiwoyidinghaohaoshoushita！”