第1章 你是不是皮又痒了

di1zhangnishibushipiyouyangle

将军府唢呐震天。

沈净舟又娶亲了。

zheishitanadedibagecefujin。

shinvxiaotaobiezhezuimoyanlei。

“furen,zanmenyihouhaiyouhaoriziguoma?”

我的内心毫无波动。

bijing,tamendoushiwodetishen。

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shenjingzhoushidazhangzuinianqingdejiangjun,shiqisuiruzhanchang,zhiyongleliangnianshijian,jiushoufulebianguanjiuzuochengchi,padaoleerpinpiaoqijiangjundeweizhi。

人常说,功高震主。

jinshangduishenjingzhouqueshifangxindehen,yinweitabutanmingbutuli,meimeiligongdouhuinachuyifuhuaxiang,kenqinghuangshangxiazhicihun。

shangmiandenvzishitaxinkanzhongde。

youdeshihoumenguinv,youdeshishachangyigu,youdeshigoulanmingji,lianlubianqitaode,douyoukenengbeitakanzhong,yichaofanshenchengfenghuang。

shenjingzhourongmaojingzhi,chushoudafang,youguanhuititieren。

suiranhouyuansaimanleqiqie,waitoudeneixienvzihaiquzhiruowu,meicitadeshengguilai,shilizhanganjielengshibeinvrenjideshuixiebutong。

xinjianiangshitacongmabangjiuhuilaide,jushuocaishiliu,douyongbuzhehuangdicihun,jinjingdedisantian,jiubeishenjingzhoudahonghuajiaotaijinlefu。

wozuozaihouyuan,yibianweiyuyibiantingqiantoudexuannaosheng。

xiaotaokenengshihuabenzikantaiduo,butingdimoyanlei,“furen,jiangjunyouquqinle,haishicongmabangqianghuilaide,tingshuodazidoubushiyige,ninshuozheiyihoukezenmebana?”

我哑然失笑。

“shenmezenmeban?nanbuchengnihaixiangrangwoqujiaotashizinianshuma?neishishenjingzhougaicaoxindeshi。”

“aiya,furenninzenmebumingbaiwodeyisini?”

xiaotaojidezhiduojiao,zhuaiqiwodeshouxiankaiyixiu,zhizheshangmianbeirechatangchudedapianhongzhong,“zidaneixiexiaoniangziyigegejinmen,ninjiumeiguoshangyitianhaorizi!”

“ninkankanzheixieshang,kankanzanmenzhuzhededifang,kankanninshenshangchuande,pingrilichide,naliyoubandianjiangjunfurendezuopai,xianzailianwaitoudeneixienucaidouganqifuninle!”

tataixiaole,shenmedoubudong,zhihuitiwoweiqudikuzhongleshuangyan。

wobuzhidaogairuheanwei,zuihouzhihaomolemotadetou,“xiaotao,zheiyangderiziyijinghenhaole。”

qiantourenaolexujiu,zhidaoyeshenlecaianjingxialai。

xiaotaohaizaizhangshenti,beiwozaozaohongqushuile,talinzouqiantiwopuhaochuang,jiahaotanluzi,qiandingningwanzhufu,rangwoyoushilikejiaota。

wodayingle,quezaiyikezhonghou,wangtafangjianlidianlezhicuimianxiang。

buzhiguoleduojiu,fangmenbeituikai,shenjingzhoudaizhejiuqidegaodashenyinghuanhuanjinqian。

“jintianshinifujundaxiderizi,waitouneixiebinkedouzaiwen,jiangjunfurenqunale,lintang,nirangbenjiangjunhennanzuoa。”

taningxiaozhe,qiazhuwodexiaba。

wochuixiayanmou,“fanzhengbushidiyicile,niyinggaixiguande。”

xiabashangdelidaomengdiyijin,woshenzhinengtingjiangutoucuoliedeshengyin。

“lintang,nishibushipiyouyangle?”

我身体本能地一颤。

suizheshenjingzhouhuayinluoxia,zaitineichenjiyijiudeshixingumengranbaofa!

“啊!”

wosijiaozhe,gongqishenziwangdishanggunqu。

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