第2章
zhengzaizheishi，ckjiudiandaole，yejueyibabaoqikeran，xiache，jiangcheyaochidiujimenqiandebocheyuanhou，zhijiechongjinzongcaizhuanshudianti，anxiadi99ceng。
kanzhehuaililiandanhongpupudegourenxiaonvren，yejuediyicihenweimaobackjiudiandezongtongtaofangshelizaidi99ceng，gaiside，zenmeneimemana......taxiaciyidingyaogendageshangliangyixia，zheijianzhiyingxiangtabanshierma......o（╯□╰）o！
kanzheyejuejizaodeyangzi，keranxinlishifenmanzu，youyizhongyouhuolibeirenzhengshideganjue。
erzuoweiyehuangguojijituandezongcai，yejuedeshenbianconglaibuquenvren，keconglaimeiyouyigeren，rangtarucifengkuangdexiangyaota！
yejueyigedaochouqi，zaiyerenbuzhu，fangxiakeran，jiangtadizaidiantidejiaoluoli，kaishikuangwenqilai。
meiyihuier99cengdaole，yejuefangkaikerandechun，yishoulouzhuta，chaotadezhuanshuzongtongtaofangzouqu。
yejueyibajiangkeranrengzaichuangshang，lijichediaozijishenshangdeshufu，bianmengdipuleshangqu，jiangtayazaizijishenxia。
tadewenshunzhetadeetou、yanjing、erchui......
一夜蚀骨缠绵。
第二天早上。
mingmeideyangguangtouguockjiudianzongtongtaofangdeboshachuanglian，ruoyinruoxiandeshejinwuzili，zheng**hanshuideliangrenshenshang。
turan，quansuozainanrenhuailidenvrenyanpitiaoletiao，huanhuanzhengkaileyanjing。
keranxinglaideshihouyijingshizaoshangshidianle。
jiujingsuzuideganjuerangtadetouhunhunchenchende，kezaizenmetouhunyebibushangshenshangdesuantong。
keranxiayishidetaitoukanleyiyanjiangzijiyongruhuaizhongdenanren，tadecelianjunmeiwushuang，rongyanmeihuoruyao，zhendehaoshuai、haoxiangyaojing。
keshi，zheiyoushizenmeyihuishi？
keranqiaoleqiaonaodai，mengranxiangqilai，zuotiantalinshiyoushicongxuexiaohuijiali，quezhuangjiantongfuyimudemeimeitangzixuanyuyizhouhoujijiangdahundeweihunfuluxuzhengzaitouqing。
kerannubukejie，zhuojianzaichuang，damalezheiduigounannvhou，qianwangyedianxunhuan，hedelanzui，haoxiangdianleyediandetoupai......dui！jiushitashenbiandezheigenanren！
sixuliqing，keranxiangdaozuotianwanshangzijidadandejudong，**dehuiying，liancengdejiuhongleqilai，huangmangxiangyaoqishen，kerangangxiachuang，bianshuangtuifaruandeshuaidaozaidi，shentixutuobuyi！
“qinshou！”huitoukanleyanchuangshangdenanren，kerannumadao。
haoburongyiqishenchuanshangyifu，taquefaxianzhaobudaozijideshoutibaole，zuowanzuidetailihai，tagenbenbujidediuzainalile......neizenmejitaqian？
keranjiong，sixiachuangtoudebianqianzhi，xielejigezihou，biantoutoumomodechulefangjian，zhuanshen，yangzhangerqu。
erzheibian，zongcaitaofangdemengangyiguanshang，yejuebianzuoleqilai。qishizaozaikeranzhengtuotadehuaibaoshi，tabianxingle。
tangshijituandeda**——tangkeran？！
滋味还真不错！
yejueyouxiexindong，zheigenvrendeweidaoshizaishitaihaole，zuowanjianzhirangtabachibuzhuchenlunbuyi。
yejuejiangshoufangdaochunbian，xiaodeyilianyaonie，turanpiedaochuangtoujushangdebianqianzhi，dunshiyizhongbuhaodeyuganyouranersheng，naguoyikan，zhijianbaisedebianqianzhishang，xiezheliangpaiqingxiudezhuantizi：
buhaoyisi，wodebaobaodiule，zheishiwodeshoujihao，nibakahaofajiwo，wohuibaqiandanikashangde，shizaihenbaoqian。
bianqianzhixiafangxiezhetadeshoujihao，haihualeyizhichuchukeliandemengtuzi！
yejuelenglebanxiang，caixiaohuadiaotazhishangdeyisi。
好，很好！
zheigegaisidexiaonvren，juranhaibatadangchengshiniulang！！
xiangtatangtangyehuangguojijituanzongcai，shangzhiguanchangquangui，xiazhiheibailiangdao，sheibujitasanfenmianzi，sheibudiantouhayao......juranbeiyigenvrendangchengniulangjishuile，haitangerhuangzhidepaole！
“youwozheimeshuaideniulangme？”yejuenu。
o（╯□╰）o......
zhengzaiyeershaoniuqudetongshi，shouji**xiangqile，yejueyikan，shizhanghededianhua。dunshixiangqilingchenshifenchenkeranyunguoqushi，tajiaodaijizhanghedeshiqing。
“ruhe？”yeershaolenglengkaikou。
zhangheyileng，ganjuelaodadeyuqiyouxiebuduia，mingminglingchenbatacongnvrenhuailijiaoqilaishihaiyifujiandaojinzideganjue，zenmeyixiaziyouhuidaoleximalayadebingshanzhuangtai。
zheiluochayetaidale，zhanghewangtian，“baokanzazhi、wangluomeitidouyijingtongzhidaole，xinwenyijingchulaile，yujijintiantangshidegujiayaodieyibei。”
“henhao！”yeershaodianranyigenxueqie，xileyikou，“miqiejianshitangshihelushidedongjing，youqishitangjiada**tangkeran！”
“shi......buguolaoda，womenyaogaotangshihelushi，dingzhetangzhenhuaneigelaojiahuojiuxingle，dingzhutangjiada**zuoshenme？”
yeershaotuchuyikouxueqie，“fucongmingling，dingzhetangkeranjiuxing，zaihuaduosaoyehuangyigeyuedecesuo。”
又扫厕所？！
zhanghetucao，naotou，nannandao，“laoda，wocuole，buyaofawosaocesuo，wozhishiqiguaiweishenmeyaodingzherenjiatangjiada**，renjiada**hunqianchugui，quyedianxunhuanyoubuguanwomendeshi......”
xunhuan？yejuekanxiangbianqianzhishangchuchukeliandemengtuzi，danu，“gun！”ranhoupayisheng，gualedianhua。
“......”zhanghewangtian，wuyuningye，laodadepiqiyuelaiyuechale。zhengxiangzhe，shoujixiangle，zhangheyikan，shiyejuelaoda，mangjieqilai。
zhitingyejueyaoyaqiechi，yiziyidundao，“congjintianqi，fasaoyehuangsuoyouloucengdecesuo，sangeyue！”
“buyaoa......”laoda，wozuocuoleshenme，mamami！