第1章
大梁，太子东宫。
“liangguotaizihaishigexiaobailianni。”
“guixia，tianbengongdejiao，zhiyaobengonggaoxing，jiuliunigequanshi！”
yidaojiaomeirugudeshengyinchuanjinerduoli，rangrentingdaojiuxuemaipenzhang。
嗡！
林天突然惊醒。
yanqianchuxianyishuangxiaoqiaoyoujingzhideyuzu，xuebaixuebaide，jiaozhixiangshinenyaersidegoudongzhe，chongmanleyouhuo。
taitoukanqu，mianqianzuozheyigeyongronghuaguidinvren，wuguanjingzhidixiangshijingxindiaoke，liandannenhuadifangfonengqiachushuilai，xuebaidebojingxiayinyueluchudesuoguwumeidongren，zhenshijipin！
我穿越了。
haishichuanyuedaodaliangtaizishenshang。
zhibuguodaliangzaodaodiguozhaoguogongda，xianzaiyijingmieguo，huangshizhishengxialetazheigepingrilinuoruowunengdetaizihetaizifeierren。
mianqiandenvrenshizhaoguohuanghou，humeier，nianfangershi，wumeidongren，bingjiyugu，yipinyixiaoyouruyaojingban。
yinweidaliangbeimie，tazheigetaiziyeyaobeishale。
suoyiduifanghuanghouyaozaishatazhiqian，xianhenhendiwurutayidun。
靠！
刚穿越就要被杀？
“kanzhebengongganshenme？haibukuaikaishi？”
humeieraojiaodixiabataiqi，yaojingyiyangdemeimougaogaozaishangdipiezhelintian。
林天暗暗咬牙。
xiangwotangtangyiwuzongshi，shouwanrenjingyang，cikedezaoyujingranrucibeicui？
yankandonggongneizhiyoutamenerren，lintiandenaohaizhongchuxianyigejihua。
xiangyaoqiusheng，jiubixucongyanqianzheigenvrenxiashou。
xiayimiaolintianbiantaiqihumeierdiyishuangyuzufangzaizijixigaishang，tashuangshouniezhutadejiaoyazi，kaishimanmandi**，shoufafeichangshulian。
humeierdeyuzu，chupengdediyifanyingjiushihaorun，yourun，haoxiangtazhiyaoshaoweiyongdianli，jiunengqiachushuilai。
cike，humeierxinggandezuijiaoweiweigouqi，xiangyizhijiaohuadehuli。
“womeirangnirou，bieshuaxinyan！”
“bieyiweinihaishiliangguotaizi，liangguodoumiewangle，ernizhishiwomendejiexiazhiqiu，yaobushikanzainizheigexiaobailianjunqiaodehua，nigenbenbupeisihoubengong！”
“nga......”
humeierhongchunweizhangluchuyitiaofengxi，fachuyishengmenheng，xiaolianershangfanqilehongyun。
zhiguailintiandeshoufataizhuanyele。
“huanghouniangniangshuodeshi，zhibuguozheiyangduomeiyisi，wohaiyourangnigengshufudebanfa！”
shuoba，lintiandeyanjiaoluchuhuaixiao，zhiredeshouzhangshunzhetadejiaohuaishendaoxiaotui，ranhoujinruletadegongfulimian。
chuganxihua，rangtarexuefeiteng！
“啊，你干什么？”
“sheirangnibashoushenjinlaide？”
humeierqiaolianjinghu，shenshougezheyifuzhuazhulelintianzaodongdeshouzhang。
tashuirunshuirundemeimouhannudisisidingzhelintianbufang。
yigewangguodetaizihaiganrucifangsi？
是不是给你脸了？
lintiandehuaixiaogengshenle，tahuanhuanqishenkaojinhumeier，dunshiyiguyixiangpubierlai，neishihumeierdetixiang，zhenshirangrenyubabuneng！
“juwosuozhi，huanghouniangniangnianjiqingqingjiubeixuanxiurugong，buchuyiyueyoubeifengweihuanghou，kanlainigourendejishufeichangshulian，zhikexizhaoguohuangdinianlaobuzhongyong，niyagenmeidedaoguomanzu，suoyiyongwuruwolaizhao**ba？”
“xianzaijiurangwohaohaodimanzuniba！”
neixinhuorenannaidilintianrutongmenghuyibanpuleshangqu，jianghumeieryazaileshenxia。
humeierrutonghuangluandexiaotuban，tadeshuangshounulidizhizhelintiandexiongtang，kerujindelintianzaiyebushiyiqiandewonangtaizi，tagangtieyiyangdejianyingdexiongtang，nalishitanengchengdezhude。
“niganshenme？nizheigesedanbaotiandedengtuzi，wonaizhaoguohuanghou，nijingganruciduiwo？”
“你要死吗？”
tadeweixieduilintianyagenbuguanyong。
林天邪笑连连。
tazhuazhehumeierdeshuangshouanzailiangbian，ranhoucouzaitaerbinjian，kanzheyinweizijihuxierzhandongdifashao，“fanzhengzuoyoudoushiyisi，haiburusizhiqiantongkuaiyiba！”
humeierxinhuangyiluan，naodaililuanzaozaodihunchengyituan。
taerbiantingdaodejinshilintiandewuyanhuiyu，rangtaxiufennannai，zhengzhazhe：“a，buxing，nirangkai。”
“jingjiubuchichifajiu！”
lintianzaiyebugentafeihua，dangjibadaoleqilai。
“buxing......”
一番云雨之后。
lintiankanjianchuangshangdeneiyimoxianhonghou，youjingyouxi，buganzhixin。
humeierjingranshiwanbizhishen。
yejiushishuo，tajiajizhaoguohuangdizheijinian，yagenjiumeibeipengguo！
爽啊！
zhaoguogoujiedaliangjianchen，gongwo，miewo，kechikehen！
laozixianzaixianshoudianlixi。
ranhouxianfuguo，shajianchen，zhuangdawodaliang，zuihouzhaonizhaoguosuanzongzhang！
“niangniangguozhenbingqingyujie，wumeidongren！”lintianhuiweiwuqiongdao。
“ni**，woyaoranghuangshangshaleni。”
humeierkanjianlintianwanweidexiaorongyijichizhedeshenzihou，likepieguotouqu，yinyajinyao。
tafashiyidingyaoranglintianfuchuxuededaijia！
“woyaohuiniliangguozongmiao，jianglidaihuangdiwafenbianshi，shaoniliangguosuoyoushiji，shaniguoren，rangliangguocongcixiaoshengniji，zheidoushinizijizhaoside！”
shuobahou，tayiweiduoshaohuizhenshezhulintianyixie。
kelintianquefushenkaojin，qingtiaodiniezhetadexiaba，shuodao：“ruguohuanghouniangnianghaiyaoshawo，wodinghuizailinsizhiqianshuochugangcainihewozuoleshenme，jiurangzanmenzaidifuzuogeyinjianfuqiba！”
“你觉得如何？”
humeierjingdemeimouzhengda，mianrusihui。
tadexinzanggengshi“gedeng”yixia。
完了。
zheixiachediluodaozheixiaozishoulile。
“ni......nizhenshi**！”
taqidexuebaixiongqianjuliedeqifu，koubichuanzhecuqi，xinzhongfenfenbuping。
“huanghouniangniang，huangshangyouzhi，susudailiangguotaiziquqiankundian。”
zhengzaizheishi，dianwaichuanlaitaijiandeshengyin。
lintianzhidao，zhaoguohuangdiyaoshatale。
takanxiangnubukeedihumeiershuodao：“huanghouniangniangzuihaoxiangqingchudengxiazenmeshuo！”
“heng，buyongnijiaowo！”
humeierhuangluandilianmangchuanyifu，ciketaxinluanruma，youxiangbaochou，youdanxinbeisha，youyuwanfen。
tongshilintianyechuanqileyifu，ranhouruowuqishidigenzaihumeiershenhouzoulechuqu。
zhaoguodajiangjunyijingdairendengzaimenwai，daizhelintianquleqiankundian。
qiankundiannei，zhaoguojianchenlinli，gaogaozaishangdebianshirujindezhaoguohuangdi，zhaoyongshou。
tabaqicelou，muguanglinglie。
“lairen，jiangzheigewangguotaizituoxiaqu，zhanle！”