第一章 如来,俺老孙不服!

heianjimiedetiandaozhanghe,piaofuzaigegeyuzhoushijiedebianyuanjiaojiezhichu,shigegeshijietiandaofazesuipiandejiaorongzhidi,sunwukongdezhenlingzaiqizhongpiaodangzhe,tayijingzheiyangpiaodanglebuzhidaoduojiule,chan.raozaizhenlingzhishangdefoguangzaitiandaozhanghedetiandaofazesuipianxiaomozhixiajianjianbianruo,zhongyuchedixiaoshile。

“我,还没死么?”

yishi,zhongxinhuidaolezhenlingzhizhong,sunwukongkanlekanzijibantoumingdeshenti,mianshangfanqileyimokuxiao,yimobugan,“zhishengxiahunyuanzhenlingleme?rulai,nimeixiangdaoanlaosunzaizheitiandaozhanghezhizhonghaimeiyoubeimomiediaoba?”

sixu,fangfoyouhuidaolelingshanzhidian,daleiyinsinei,neiyichangtoulianghuanzhu、limaohuantaizideyinmouzhizhong……

“diyishilingmingshihou,tongbianhua,shitianshi,zhidili,yixinghuandou。diershichikaomahou……”

“sunwukong,wofocibei,puduzhongsheng,benzuojinizuihouyicijihui,faxiaxinmoxueshi,chediguiyiwofo,fengbenzuoweizhu,yongbuzaishengerxin,benzuobianzhunichuquzheiyingjiezhishen,hainiyigefotuozhengguo,niruohaishizhimibuwu,bukenguiyi,benzuonengkunniwubainian,ponibusijinshen,ziranyenengzhaorentidaiyuni,rangnichediyinmie!shisheng,shisi,quanzainiyinianzhijian,wuyaoziwu!”

sunwukongzuomengyemeixiangdao,jiawukongjingranshirulaifozuanpaide,mingmianshangrulaifozuzaijizhongrenjiangjiehunshisihou,andiliqueyongshenniankaipileyigelinshidexuwukongjian,jiangtadeshennianqiangxinglaruleqizhongjinxingweixie。

meicuo,weixie,chi.luoluodeweixie!

xinmoxueshi,zheikeshixiuxingzhibeizuidadeshiyan,danfanlishi,shangdaoxianfoshenzhu,xiadaoyaoshouguizu,wubuyingyan,yidanfaxiafengrulaiweizhu,neiyihoujiuzhinengweiweinuonuo,rulaishuoshenmetajiudezuoshenme,naparangtachediheyaozujuelieshenzhihuashenlashoutufutayezhinengzhaoban,zheiyangdeshiyan,sunwukongzenmekenengdaying?

tashiqitiandashengsunwukong!danaotiangong,dadejiutianxianshenjinshishengdeqitiandashengsunwukong!zenmenengchengweibierendenupuhekuilei?

“sunwukong,nidebusijinshenyijingzaiwuxingshanxiawubainianzhijianxiaomodaijin,niyiweibenzuoxianzaihaihewubainianqianneiyangnanimeibanfame?nibudaying,benzuojiurangliuermihouqudaini,tahenitongxiangtongyin,wurenhuifaxiantahenidequbie,qitiandashengsunwukonghuijianjianbeishirenwangque,liuxiade,zhiyouhuweiwofodesunxingzhe,weilaidedouzhanshengfosunwukong!”

bansuizherulaifozudebuxiehechaofengzhisheng,sunwukongdeyishituichulexuwukongjian,kanzheliantaizhishangrulaifozuyanzhongneiyinhuidelengyi,xinxiayihanxiangyaotaozou,quebeidianshangdepusaluohanjingangdengrenjilanzhule,bianzuogemifengxiangyaotuoshen,beirulaifozuyongjinbojizhaozhuluoxialedilai。

“sunwukong,nidebusijinshenyipo,nirenweibenzuohaihuifangnishenglicidime?”

jinbozhineixiangqilerulaifozudelengxiaosheng,xiayike,yigufoguangchan.raozailetadeshenshang,qiangxinggaibianletadewaixing,jiangtabianchengleliuzhierduodeyizhixiaohouzi,tongshiquanshendexianyuanliyedoubeishufuleqilai,ruyijingubangyebeijinbojishouzoule。

“rulai,anlaosunbufu!”

sunwukongxiangyaoyangtianzhanghou,quefaxianshengruwenna,xiayike,jinbofeiqi,yigenjudadetiebangcongtianerjiang,yinrusunwukongyanzhongdeshijiawukongzuijiaoneiyinhuidedeyilengxiao,haiyourulaifozuchuanrutaerzhongdelengchaozhisheng,“sunwukong,benzuozhidaonishitianshengdiyang,hunyuanzhenlingduanshijianneiwufaxiaomie,danzhiyaofangzhudaotiandaozhanghedeluanliuzhizhong,chizaoyouyitiannenggoumomieganjing!renmingba!”

jutongbansuizhewubiandeheianxiangzhesunwukongyonglai,tachedishiquleyishi,zaiduhuifudeshihoujiushixianzaizheiban,zhishengxialehunyuanzhenling,piaodangzaitiandaozhanghezhizhong。

“rulai,nirangworenming,anlaosunconglaijiubuxinming!dengzhe,anlaosunzongyouyitianhuishahuiqu,jiechuannidexuweimianmu,shenmexianwangfozu,doushigoupi!”

yangtianpaoxiaoleyizhenzhihou,sunwukongquebudebumianduixianshi,taxianzaizhishengxialehunyuanzhenling,zaizheitiandaozhanghezhizhonghaibuzhidaonenggouchengdaojishini!

bu,bunengzheimebeiguan,anlaosunkeshiqitiandasheng,womingyouwobuyoutian!woyidingyaohuozhelikaizheili,yidingyao!

jusangzhishiyizhenzi,henkuaidexindineigubufushudeniantouyouxiangliehuoyiyangzhongxinranshaoleqilai,yiyaoya,sunwukongkaishiqianyinyoulizaifujindetiandaofazesuipian,jiangqixiruzijidetineihehunyuanzhenlingronghe,zheishiyizhongjiqimaoxiandezuofa,yigebuhaohunyuanzhenlingjiuhuibeitiandaofazesuipianjichedimomie,taxianzaijiushizaidubo,dutadehunyuanzhenlingnenggouchengzhuronghedeshanghai。

rulaibushishuoleme,tasunwukongshitianshengdiyangde,tadehunyuanzhenlinghenteshu,jibianshirulaizheiyangdefozujirenwu,yemeibanfazaiduanshijianneimomietadehunyuanzhenling,zheishitadeyoushi,yeshitaxianzaiweiyidejihui!

“啊~!”

tiandaofazesuipianyiruti,sunwukongjiuganjuedaoleyigushenrulinghunshenchudetongku,renbuzhudacanjiaoleqilai,qilideshengyinhuidangzaitiandaozhanghezhizhong,jiujiubuxi……

buzhidaoguoquleduoshaonian,huoxushiyiqiannian,huoxushiliangqiannian,sunwukongbujidele,tadehunlingzhenyuanrongheletiandaofazesuipianzhihou,manmanzengqiang,zhujianshiyinglezaitiandaozhanghezhizhongshengcun,danquegenbenzhaobudaolikaidebanfa,zheilijiuxiangshiyichuyoujinwuchudesidiyiban。

zheiyiri,tiandaozhanghezhizhonghuranchuxianleyigumomingdebodong,yidaokongjianliefengtuwudexianhuaerchu,yikuailiangmiandoukezhedadaofuwen,kanqilaixiangshishengsierzi,youxiangshishikongerzideshenmiyufucongkongjianliefengzhizhongfeichu,xiangshishoudaoleqianyinyibanjingzhifeixianglesunwukongdehunyuanzhenling,congqimeixinzhichuzuanlejinqu,yiduanlaiziyishikongdejiyichongrulesunwukonghunlingzhenyuandejiyihaizhizhong。

zheishishikongshengsishenfu,kenizhuanshikong、qisihuisheng,zhibuguozaimeiyirenzhurenshenshangzhinengfahuisancixiaoguo,disicishenfujiuhuilikaixunzhaoxiayirenzhuren。

zheishenfudeshangyirenzhurenmingweilinyi,shiyishikongdexiulianzhe,neigeshikongyouxuduoshenhuachuanshuo,qizhongjiubaohanlexiyou、fengshennaizhishangguhonghuangdegushi,xiyoudeshenhuachuanshuohesunwukongdejinglidazhixiangtong。

shenfuyiruti,likehesunwukongdehunyuanzhenlingrongheleqilai,zheishibaowuzairenzhu,sunwukongchengleshikongshengsishenfuxindezhuren!

cuicandeshenguangcongshikongshengsishenfuzhishangmaochu,longzhaozhulesunwukongdehunyuanzhenling,xingchengleyigeguangqiu,zhenggetiandaozhanghekaishizhenzhanleqilai,yidaoshikongliewenzaiguangqiupangxianxianlechulai,xiayike,guangqiuzhouransuoxiao,congshikongliewenzhizhongzuanlejinqu……

dixianjie,dongshengshenzhou,aolaiguo,huaguoshanfengding。

yikuaijudadexianshizhipang,douranchuxianleyidaokongjianliefeng,yigeguangqiucongqizhongchongchu,meirulexianshizhizhong。

xianshishitaizhinei,sunwukongzhengkaileyanjing,yingruyanliandeyimuquerangtadajing,zheibushizijichushengdexianshishitaime?zenmeyouhuidaozheilile?sunwukongkanlekanziji,shentidejingmaiyijingjibenchengxingle,dantineiqiguanhaiweiwanquanfayuhao,shikongshengsishenfuzhengzaitameixinnigongwanzhineijingjingpiaofuzhe。

“duile,zheishikongshengsishenfukeyinizhuanshikong、qisihuisheng,kanyangzishitabawodaihuichushengzhiqianle。”

sunwukongxinzhongshanguoleyigumingwu,xuanjikuangxiyongshangxintou,zheishirangtayiqiezhongtoulaiguoa!hao,haoa!shangyishiliuxiadeyihanshizaishitaiduole,jiranshenfujiletazhonglaiyicidejihui,tajiuyidingyaojiangqianshideyihantongtongbuzu!

“yudi,rulai,nimenjianlaosundengzhe,qianshizhongzhong,anlaosunyaocongnimenshouliyidianyidianshibeidenahuilai!”

baohanzhechouhenhebujidenuhousheng,congsunwukongkouzhongchongchu,zaixianshishitaizhizhonghuidang,chuanguoxianshihuazuolelonglongzhisheng,zaifengdingshanshizhijianhuidang,jingjiubuxi。

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qianshisunwukongdedaoputizushidezhenchuan,zhanlizhendongtiandixianfo,kebitaqiangdeyebuzaishaoshu,rulaifozubushuo,yigeguanshiyinpusajiuyadetahaowuhaishouzhili,wuxingshanxiabeiyawubainian,tadexiuweimeiyousihaodejinbu,lianchijindanlianchengdejingangbusishenyebeimomie,shuodaodihaishitabugouqiang!

erzaochengzheiyiqiedegenbenyuanyin,sunwukonghenqingchu,shiyinweitashiyaozu,eryaozu,tianshengjiubirenzuqueshaoleyitiaozuizhongyaodexinmai!

shangguyaozudexiulianzhifazaoyisuizheyaozutiantingdemeiluoershichuan,xianzailiuchuandedoushirenzuxiuliandegongfa,shianzhaorenzudejingmaishejide。

zaixiuweibugaodeshihou,queshaodezheitiaoxinmaiyingxiangbingbuda,danjinrudaotaiyisanxianzhihou,queshidexinmaisuodailaidequexianjiubiandemingxianle,xiangyaozaijinyibu,huafeideshijianhejinglishubeiyurenzu。

keyishuo,meiyouzheiyitiaoguanjianxingdexinmai,xiangyaozhengdaochengsheng,jibenshiwangxiang!

bixuyaojiangzheitiaoqueshidexinmaibuzu,erxianzai,shibuzuxinmaizuijiadejihui!

(xinshu《wuqiannianxiuxian,sanqiannianmoni》yijingshangchuanqidian,qiugeweiqinmenshouzangpindu!)