第五章 一起都学了

“lairen,jiwobazheimankouhuanghuadejiahuoganchuqu!”

putizushiyiting,lianseyichenhedao。

“shifumoji,dizibingweisahuang,juewuxuyan!”

sunwukongpielepiezui,shifuhaishilaoyangzi,youlaizheizhao,de,peiheyixiaba。

“nijiwuxuyan,woqiewenni,dongshengshenzhoudaowozheixianggeleliangzhongdayang,nizenmedaodecichude?”

“huibingshifu,zheijiushiyuanfenle,diziconghuaguoshanlikaizhihou,chengyizhufapiaopiaodangdang,zhongtuyemeizenmetingliu,jiuhaoxiangmingmingzhizhongziyouzhiyinyiban,lishiliangyue,yueguodonghaihexihai,laidaolezheixiniuhezhou,congshanjianqiaofukouzhongtingwenshifuminghao,zhishidedaozhenxian,guerqianchengganlai,zhipanshifushouworumen,zaoridewentianyin!”

sunwukongzheifanhuakeyishuozhengheputizushixinyi,tagangcaiananqiazhisuanguo,zheimingdingdetudidequeshiyiluchengzuozhufapiaoyangguohaierlai,suiranxiuweiyidarenxiandingfeng,quebingmeiyoudongyongshenmefashu,xianglaishixinsizhipochunhou。

zhiyusunwukongsuoshuodemingmingzhizhongziyouzhiyinma,zheiyidianbunanlijie,qibenjiushiputizushimingdingdetudi,zheijiushisuoweidetianming!

“yeba,jiranshitianming,wobeizidangzuncong,wobianshouniweitu!wukong,womenzhongyoushiergezibei,fenbieweiguang、da、zhi、hui、zhen、ru、xing、hai、ying、wu、yuan、juezheishierzi,nibenyingpaidaoyingzibei,danjiranyiyouxingming,qieganghaoyingleyigewuzi,xiangshishangtianzhuding,wobianbuzaigenggai,yinizhimingweifahao,yejiaozuosunwukong,nikanruhe?”

“duoxieshifuciwofahao!”

sunwukongxintouyixi,dashengyingdao,tabiqianshizaolailesanbainian,beifenshangzhangleyibei,zhengdanxinhuibeiputizushiciyuqitadefahaoni,xianzaizheiyangzhenghao,sunwukongzheigemingzitayijingshuxidaoshenruhunpole,zheiyishi,tayaorangzhutianshenfodouyinweizheigemingzierzhan.dou!

jiyibairushimen,ziranyaogenzhuweishixiongjianlirenshiyifan,zheixiegeshixiongsunwukongqianshijiurenshiguo,zaijianzhixiajuedepoweiqinqie,yehenreqing,rangzhongrendoujuedeyouxieqiguai,zheixinlaidexiaoshidikanqilaihenhuopoa,en,zhangdeyehenshijunlang,suiranshihouzu,danqueqidubufan,bingbuxiandebilou,zhongrenduisunwukongdediyiganguandouhenbucuo。

“咦,那人是谁?”

laidaojiuqinzhichu,sunwukongkanzhecongcemenzhichuzouchudeyidaorenying,tongkongmengdiyisuo,neigecongcemenchuqudebushiniumowangme?tazenmehuizaizheili?

“e,taa,yeshishifudedizi,minghuanniuhaibo,tayijingxuechengle,jintianjiushitalishanderizi,shuoqilaiyeqiaole,tazoule,nilaile,lailaiququ,doushiyuanfa……”

pangbiandeshixionghaizaishuozheshenme,sunwukongdezhuyiliquedoufangdaoleniumowangneizhujianyuanqudebeiyingzhishang,meixiangdaoa,niudagejingranyeshishifudedizi,nanguaitabenshineimeda!

qianshiheniumowangjiaoshoudeshihousunwukongjiufaxianniumowangdebenlinghetahenxiangsi,tadongfaxiangtiandishentong,niumowangyedong,tahuiqishierbian,niumowangdebianhuabenshiyeburuo,zaililiangfangmianniumowangbitahaiyaogengqiangyixie,tayewenguoniumowangdeshichenglaili,naiheniumowangqueshizhizibuti,xianglaiyinggaishigentayiyang,liquzhishiputizushidoujiaodaiguobudexiangrentiqishichengba?

qileguaile,weishenmeputizushiburangtamentiqishichengni,buguanshitasunwukonghaishiniumowang,sihudoumeijiputizushidiurenba?

想不明白!

sunwukongyaoleyaotou,jiangyihuozanshipaodaoleyibian,lairifangzhang,rihouzaimanmanxunwenba。

yihuangshijianbianguoquleqinian,qinianzhijian,sunwukongmeirichuleheshixiongdimendasaoweisheng、xiuhuayangshu、tiaoshuidanchaizhiwai,bianshifankandongtianzhizhongdezangshugezhizhongdejingjuan,doushizhenfa、jinzhi、zhoutianwanwujieshaozhileide。

zheixiejingjuanyaoshifangzaiqianshidehuasunwukongkendingmeineigenaixinyemeineigexingququmanmanfankanyanjiu,keshizheiyishibutongle,dadaowanqian,junkededao,zaizhaodaozuishihezijidedadaozhiqian,duoshelieyixiezongshibucuode,yihoubuzhiyuchikui。

qinianhoudeyiri,putizushizhongyukaikouxunwenqisunwukongxiangyaoxuexishenmebenshilai,sunwukongzishizheiyebuxue,neiyebuxue,qideputizushihemaletajiju,zaitatoushangdalesanxia,daobeizheshouzoujinlezhongmenzhizhong,jiangzhongmenjiguanle,yizhongshixiongmenxinxiajingnu,danaiyuzheixienianlaihesunwukongguanxixiangchutinghao,zhishishaoshaomaiyuanlejiju,biangezisanqu。

banyesangengshifen,sunwukongqiaoqiaopaqicongbanyandehoumenjinleputizushidefangjian,jianputizushizhengzaichuangtazhishangcetangzhe,zhengzaishushuizhizhong,sunwukongyebucuicu,zaiqitaqianguixiajingjingdengzhe,buduoshi,putizushishenleshenjiaoxingleguolai,kouzhongziyinleqilai。

“nan!nan!nan!daozuixuan,mobajindanzuodengxian。buyuzhirenchuanmiaojue,kongyankoukunshe.tougan!”

de,haishizheiju,kanlaishijian、kongjianhuibian,youxiedongxiquehaishibaochizheqiyuanyoudezhuangtai。

sunwukongxinxiaanxiao,mianshangqueshigonggongjingjingdejieleyiju:“shifu,dizijiushilailingtingzhirenchuanshoumiaojuede!”

“shiwukonga,zheisangengbanyedenizenmelaile?”

putizushixiangshigangfaxiansunwukongyibanpiyipanzuoleqilai。

“shifuqiaodizitoudingsanxia,guanbilezhongmen,bujiushirangwosangengshifenconghoumenjinlai,yaochuanwogongfamiaojueme?shifu,dizizheicaidebucuoba?”

sunwukongheiheixiaoleqilai。

“nidaoshiconghui!yeba,niwoshituyouyuan,wobianchuannizhangshengmiaodao。”

putizushichuanjisunwukongde,bianshiba.jiuxuangong,zheiba.jiuxuangongsunwukongzaoyijingliandaolexiaochengjingjie,buguozheihuatakebunenggaosuputizushi,jieshibuqingchua,youxieshiqing,buzuweiwairendao。

xinjichibuleretang,zheishiersunwukonghenqingchu,renleyinianzhihou,sunwukongzheicaifangkaileduixiuweideyazhi,congrenxiandingfengxiangzhedixiankaishiletupo,tazheiyitupo,tiandaolikejiuyouleganying。

longlongdeleishengzaisanxingdongtianzhiwaixiangleqilai,sanxingdongtianzheiyipiandetiankongzhizhonghuijuledapianheiyayadeleiyun,shengshijiweihairen,quemeiyouyisileidianpixialai,sihubeimouzhongwuxingzhilijigejueleyiban,sunwukongxinliqingchu,shisanxingdongtiandehuyoujiejiegejueletadeqixi,danzhiyaotatachuquyibu,morileizailikejiuhuijianglin。

putizushijiangsunwukongjiaodaolegenqian:“wukong,nidexuangonglianderuhele?”

“yidahuajing,mashangjiuyaojinglisanzaijiunanzhiyidemorileizaile!”

“e?nizheihouerjingranzhidaosanzaijiunan?”

putizushiyouxieyiwaidekanzhesunwukong,tazhengzhunbeijisunwukongjiangjiezheifangmiandezhishini。

“dangranzhidao!jiranyaoxiufeichangzhidao,ziranbunenghulihutude,dizizheijiniankemeishaokanzangshugezhizhongdejingwenguji,xiuxingzhirenmeiwubainianyiyudesanzai,dudeguoquxiuweizengzhangshouyutianqi,dubuguoqujiucimingjue,zheijiushidiyizaimorileizai,duguozhihoudizijiukejinshengdixianle。”

sunwukongxixiyixiao,qishizheixiezhishitagenbenjiubuyongkan,zaojiuyijingkeyinzaijiyizhizhongle,buguozheizhongjieshiduiputizushilaishuodaoshiheqingheli。

“hao,congyinghaoxue,weishimeikancuoni!jiranzhidaolezheisanzaijiunan,dangzhiduozaibuyi,nicongjingwenzhizhongkexuedaoduozaizhifa?”

“正要请教师父!”

“hao!weishizheiliyouliangmenshentongbianhuazhidao,xuechengzhihou,keduosanzaijiunan,yezhangbuzhancunshen,buzhiniyuanyixuenayimen?”

“ganwenshifushineiliangmenshentongbianhua?”

“tiangangsanshiliubianhedishaqishierbian。”

“shifu,wonengyiqidouxueleme?aiyo!”

sunwukongdehuahaimeishuowan,toushangyijingbeiputizushijihenhenqiaoleyigebaoli。

“nigetanxindehouer!zheitiangangdishaliangmenshentongbianhuazhidao,nengxuechengqiyiyijingshiyaotianzhixingle,nijingranxiangliangyangdouxue,jiubupafandaoxuedebulunbuleime?genghekuang,nisuixingsirenzu,quebingfeirenzu,birenzushaoleyitiaojingmai,yixuenanjing!”

sunwukongzhidaoputizushishuodejiushiyaozubirenzuqueshideneitiaoxinmai,buguanshitiangangsanshiliubianhaishidishaqishierbiandoushiweirenzuzhunbeideshentongbianhuazhifa,yaozubushibunengxue,danquenanyixuedaojizhizhangwoqizhenzhengdejingsui,jiuxiangputizushisuoshuode,yixuenanjing。

buguozheiduisunwukonglaishuobushishenmewenti,tatineideneitiaoqueshixinmaizaoyijingbuquanle,dishaqishierbianyijingzhangwodaolejingsui,tazhenzhengxiangyaoxuede,shitiangangsanshiliubian。

“shifu,nidouhaimeijiaoni,zenmejiuzhidaowoxuebuhao?zheishifulingjinmen,xiuxingzaigeren,nibianyibingjiaojiwo,ruowoxuebuhui,neishiwozijimeibenshi,yuanbudeshifu!”

sunwukongyiliantaohaozhise,manlianxijidekanzheputizushi。

“yeba!nidouzheimeshuole,wobianjiangzheiliangmenshentongbianhuazhidaochuanshouyuni,nengxuehuiduoshao,jiukannidezaohuale!fuerguolai!”

putizushiqingqingyitan,zhongduotudizhizhong,yisunwukongtianzizuigao,yezuigulingjingguai,qitadizijianletadoushibigongbijingde,zhiyousunwukonggangentaxipixiaolian,querangputizushiganjuezuiweinuanxin,kanzhesunwukongneikewangdeyanjing,yishixinruanbiandayingle,danchuanshouwanmiaofazhihouhaishidingzhuleyiju。

“xuehuizhiqianwanbukelikaidongtian,qieji!qieji!”