第三章

popojiandaohuangmaoaidale,zhuanshenyaolaidawo,zuilihaidunangzhe:

「nigexiaochangfu,worangnidaaqiang!」

huangmaoyefanyingguolaibangmang,houmianbaoweikedejigelianmanglanzaiwodeqianmian。

yanjianzhedabuguowo,popolimazuozaidishangjiukaishihao,shuowoguyidarenyaobaojing。

报警?求之不得!

zhenghao,wodaoyaokankansichuangminzhaizenmechuli!

kanjianwonachushoujigancuililuobaolejing,popoyixiajingzhule。

bijingyiqianzhiyaogonggonghuozhelikunyoubushuntaxinyideshihou,tadezhanshujiushiyikuernaosanshangdiao,shifenguanyong。

buguo,wokebuchizheiyitao!

wokanzhetashuiyixiasongchidepihelaonianban,youheiyoupang。

chuleyizhanglianhainengkanchulainianqingshidefengyun,qiyuzhendeyiwushichu。

buhuizhendeyiweineigejiaoaqiangdehuangmaoshizhendeaitaba?

popopaqilaiyouyaoqiangwodeshouji,beilanxia。

wojugaolinxiadikanzheta,zuoweinvren,woxinlihaishipeifupopode。

dangnian,likundebabanianqingshikeyishuoshixiangdanghuaxin,gujilikundexiaomarenshujiaqilaibitanianlingdouda。

xiangdaozheier,wopuchiyishengxiaolechulai。

popoyiweiwoshichaoxiaota,hendudidingzhewo,ranhousuodaolehuangmaodehuailiku。

neimoyangzhenkeweishilihuadaiyu,rerenlianai。

「aqiang,kuaibaohuaping!」

zheixiabuzhiwo,yiqilaidejigenianqingrenlianshangdoushiyinyuekejiandecaise,fangfoxiayimiaojiuyaotuchulaiyiyang。

zheihennanping,wozhinengnaqishoujipaizhaopian。

祝他们锁死!

jingchalaideshihou,wopangbianzhanlesigebiaoxingdahanheyigenianqingguniang,duimianzhanzhepopohetananpengyou,shenqingweimi。

zhakanqilai,tamengengxiangshishouhaizhe。

jingchalejiewanqingkuanghou,jianyiwomensile。

popogujishihoupale,yilianqijidiwangzhewo。

私了?

做梦!

「我不同意!」

wokanzhetamenlianggeren,zheimeqingyijiuxiangpao,tiandixiayemeizheimebianyideshia!

bushixiangzhumianfeidefangzima?kanshousuozhuquba!

婆婆突然怒了。

「liangjing!shenmenidefangzi,nigenlewoerzi,jiudoushiwoerzide!nigebuxiadandelaomujihaihaoyisi!dengwoerzihuilaiwoyaorangtagennilihun!」

对啊!离婚!

zhenshiwodehaopopo,keshuilailejiujiwodizhentou,woxinmanyizu。

「好啊,离!」

wofeikuaididaying,shengpatafanhui。

popohehuangmaodejuliuyijianchulaishi,wojilikundaledianhua。

nanrenma,bumanyijiuhuan,wocongbuweiquziji。

chuhuyiliao,likunshenmeyemeishuo,zhishuojinkuaihuilai。

wodaoshiyouxiehaoqitadetaidule。