第1章 大郎,该吃药了

“dalang,gaichiyaole。”

yinyuejian,wuchaotingdaoyishengroumeidehuhuan。

nulichengkaifangfotiezhetiepiandeyanpi,wuchaojiujiandaoyouyigechuanzheguzhuangdemeiren,duanzhemaozhereqidetaowan,kuanbuzoulai。

tatitaixianzhang,meimaiyibu,rushuishebandeyaozhizuoyouqingbai,manmiaoyaoye。

tadeguazilianjingzhiwuxia,jiaomeishuinendelianshangdaizheyifenhongyun,neiyishuangjianshuideyanmouxia,haidianleyikemeirenzhi,meijiaoshangqiao、yanbogouren。

ruyucongbandeshouzhi,duanzhetangyaokuankuantiejin。

youyushentiweiweiwanyao,yishanglingkouxiafang,youliangdatuannenbai**zhiwuyinyuechengxianzaiwuchaodeyanli。

“dalang,lai,chiyaoba。”

liangbanshuirunbochunzhijian,tulufenfang,daizheyizhongrangrenmizuideqixi。

wuchaozhengxiayishiyaozhangkaizuibadeshihou,shentimengranyidun!

我怎么会躺在床上?

这个古装美人是谁?

wuchaozhiyouchuzhongwenping,xiaoshihouzaishaolinsixuewu,15suicongcantingxipanzikaishijinrushehui,zaigongdibanguozhuan、jietoumaiguochang、hengdiandangguoqunyan,huisuozuoguobaoan。

nulipinboleshijinian,yanchouzhemashangjiunengshixian“kaidaben、zhuhaozhai,laopoqingrenshuichengpai”deweidahongyuan。

jieguo,zaigongsichenggongshangshideyanhuili,“paji”yisheng,sizailejiuzhuoshang。

“嘶!”

wuchaodunshijuedetoutengwubi。

“dalang,nizenmele?”

tadeshengyinxiruanwenrun,tingzhejiuxiangshiyourenzaipangbianqingqingdichangzhege,henshishufu。

danwuchaozaiyideshitaduizijidechenghu:“meinv,nihanwoshenme?”

“dalang,niburendenujiale?nujiashisannianga。”

wuchaozhalezhayanjing,dingledingshen,tunletunkoushui。

turanjianyishidao,zijitaniangdejingranchuanyuedaolegudai!

不对!

三娘?

大郎?

“ni、nijiaosanniang,pansanniang?”

“nei、woshi、woshiwudalang?”

guzhuangmeirenjiangshoulidetaowandidaowuchaozuibian:“dalang,nixushishuihutule。xianchiyaoba,chileyao,shenzijiuhuihaode。”

武超悚然一惊!

wuchaoshishandongqinghexianren,shuixuchuansucaideyuanfadizhiyi。

shuixuchuansuishixiaoshuo,dantamenjiaxiangqueyouxiangsidegushiliuchuan。

wujiadalanghewuchaotongming。

erlangbujiao“song”,ershi“shuo”!

“song”yu“shuo”xieyin。

wujiadaxifuhuan“sanniang”,qishitanaishisongdaikaiguomingjiang“panmei”zhihou。

yuanlaiguiminghuanzuo“jin,lian”,houyinquanjiadezuigaoqiubeichaojia,luolejianji,gaimingwei“sanniang”。

lingwai,yupansannianggoujie,binghaisiwudalangdebuxingxi,erxingxi,jiaominhe!

mintong“men”,hetong“he”,yejiushi“qing”!

xiangchuan,dangnian“laoshi”xieshuixuchuandeshihou,weilebimianxijia、wujiahourenshangmenzhaocha、xunchou,jiuteyigailemingzi。

bijing,zheiliangjiarendeshiqingzhushuchuanchuqu,kejiudiudalianle!

ruguotashipansanniangdehua,neididaozijizuibiandezheiwan,jiushiduyao!

“我不吃!”

wuchaolianmangbishangzuiba,batoubieguoqu!

“dalang,zheiyaosuiranku,danshinichixiashentijiuhuihaode。”pansanniangzaibianshangkukudiquan。

“大郎,快吃吧!”

pansanniangbutingdibayaocouguolai,wuchaonule,mengditaiqishouzhijiebayaodafan!

“乒!”

tangyaoshuaile,feijianyidi。

“dalang,zheiwantangyaokeshiyong500wenqianmaide,gouzanmenjiachisantiandeni。”

pansanniangdunzaidishang,neiliangwanliushaomeijinjindicuzaiyiqi,jiujie、xinteng。

wuchaozhizhemenkou,duizhepansanniangpaoxiao:“nichuqu!chuqu!”

pansanniangjideyao,neishinengchidema?!

tayongduyaohaisizijinanrendeshiqing,keshichuanlejibainian!

pansanniangyanmeiershuishuirunrunde,fanzhesisijingying。

taneiyourendetankouqingqi,weiqubaba:“dalang,ni……nixianxiexi,dengniqixiaole,nujiazaijiniduanyao。”

yankanzhepansanniangneipingtingyaoyedeshenzizouchufangjian,wuchaozheicaizhangzhangditanleyikouqi,tawuzheetou,congchuangshangzuoqilai。

jieguofaxianzijixiandehenguaiyi,shoujiaohenduan!

zheigenbenjiubushitayuanlaideshenti!

zhidaozheiyike,wuchaocaixiangxinzijishizhendechuanyuedaolegudai。

kehaosibuside,weishenmepianpianbianchenglewudalang!?

laotianyea,nizheishiyaozhengsilaozima?

wuchaoduizhelaotianyeyitongguoma,bingqiewenhouduifangquanjiazuzongshibadainvxingzhihou,zheicaihuanhuandicongchuangshangxialai。

tasuochudezheigehuanjingxiandejianlouerpojiu。

yifangzhuo、yizhangchuang,liangshanpomenxiangzhilang。

neifangzhuojiubaizaipangbian,kanzhexiangshinvrendeshuzhuangtai。

shangmianyouyifangtongjing,dangwuchaoxiaoxinyiyidibaliancouguoqudeshihou,jingzilichengxianchulaideshiyigehenmohudelian。

tongjingdeqingxidubugao,youdianmohu。

danshitongguozhengtilunkuo,wuchaofaxianzheizhanglianhezijishangbeizishiyiyangde。

很年轻!

有点小帅!

keshishentiweishenmehuibianchengzheigeyangzini?zhenggeshentikanqilai,lianyimiwudoumeiyou!tayiqiankeshiyimibajidedahana!

buxing,yaoxiangbanfazhanggao!

erzhengdangwuchaotoutengbuyideshihou,taqueshitingdaolouxiachuanlaileyigexiweideshengxiang。

wuchaodianzhejiaojian,toutoudizouchufangmen,qiaoqiaojiandaolouxiapansanniangzhengzaiheyigelaonvrenshuohua。

“xiaoniangzi,woneibiandouzhunbeihaole,nizheibianzenyang?”

“nujiayechabuduole,mingzaosigengzuoyoubiannengwancheng。”

武超悚然!

pansanniangzheigedufuguoranbusixin!

tazheishiyaozhizijiyusidia!

“neiniyaokuaidian,daguanrenneibiankeshidengbujile。”

“嗯,奴家晓得。”

大官人?

nagedaguanren,nandaoshuoshiximinhe!?

ximinhezheige**!guoranyijinghepansannianghaoshangle!

wuchaozailoushangzeshihendeyayangyang,suiranganggangchuanyuedaozheigedifang,haimeiyouwanquanjieshouwujiadalangzheigeshenfen。

keganshoudaodequeshipansanniangzheigenvrendeyinxiandula!

denglaonvrenlikai,pansanniangjiujuanqinenbaideoubei,tazoudaobianshangdechufang,kaishiroumian。

neixianxidegebo,yonglidirouzhemian,didihanshuicongjingzhidelianjiahualuo。

ruoshihuanchengrenheyigenvren,wuchaojianledouhuixinshenglianxi,louzaihuaili,xiaoxindihehu。

dantashipansanniang,sheizhidaotahuibuhuizaizheimianlixiapishuang!?

wuchaomanmandituihuidaofangjianli,tadakaipansanniangdeshuzhuangtai。

choutilijinyougudandandezanziyiba,yuwaijiushiyonglaizuonvhongdexiaowu,jiandaozhenxianzhilei。

wuchaochaoqijiandao,zuozaichuangbanshangdengzhepansanniangshanglai!

tadasuangenzheigeedudenvrenlaigeyusiwangpo!

fanzhengtashiwudalang,didiwushuomashangjiuyaolaile!

daoshihou,xiongdilianshou,yiqinongsizheiduijianfu**,ranhoushangshanluocaodangqiangdao,zhaobingmaima,zhengzhantianxia!

renhuoyishi,caomuyiqiu!

jiranzeilaotianrangtalaidaozheigeshishang,neihonghonglieliegantaniangdeyiba!

meizhunhainenglaogehuangdidangdang!

daoshihouhougongjialisanqian,heihei!

“呵……”

wuchaozhangzhangdidaleyigeheqian,tazaichuangbanshangzuolehenjiu,pansanniangdoumeiyoushanglai。

“dong!dong!dong!dong!”

“tianganwuzao,xiaoxinhuozhu!”

chuangwai,chuanlaidagengrendeshengyin。

tingzheyijingshisigengtianle。

wuchaozaihengdiandangguoqunzhongyanyuan,duigudaidezhishidongdeyixie,sigeng,yejiushilingchen2dianduo。

“吱啷!”

wuchaoturantingdaolouxiakaimendeshengyin。

talianmangchoulezijiyibazhang!keshuichongquledaban!

tazhidaopansanniangyinggaiyaodongshoule!