第1章

“yeli,woyunitangmeiyeyaoqingtouyihe,zhinishenweidinvbuyuanweiqie,guci,womendehunshizuobaba。”

zheijuhua,ranghaoburongyiliqingnaozhongbushuyutadejiyidewenningmenglehaoyishun。

tataoletaoerduo,buquedingdidao:“womeitingqing,nizaishuoyibian?”

xiaoyanzhoulenghengyisheng,“yeli,buguanshuoduoshaobian,benhoudeyisidoubuhuibian。benhoucishengzhihuixinyueyaoyaoyiren,yezhihuiqutayiren。”

“nvzishenglaijiushuyuhouzhaifu,dangxiangfujiaozi,ernichengriyushibingsihunyuyanwuchang,chenghetitong?”

jinrishitangmeiyeyaodejijizhiyan,yejiaerfangyanqinglezhongduobinke,erxiaoyanzhoubianshidangzhezhongduorendemianshuochuzheifanhuihunzhiyan。

yishijian,quanchangjingdeyaquewusheng。

huayuanli,yangguangzhenghao,erxiaoyanzhouchukoudehuaquerangyeligandaoxinhan。tashitiyuanzhugandaoxinhan。

wunianqian,yuanzhudefuqinyejiangjunzaizhanchangshangpinsijiuledangshishenshouzhongshangdexiaohouye,xiaohouyeweilebaoen,biantiyirangliangjiajiexiayinqin。

yejiangjunshikanzhexiaoyanzhouzhangdade,juezherenpinhaibucuo,bianyingxialeliangjiadehunshi。

zheiwunianshijian,liangjiayeshichangzoudong。

lianggehaizidoushijiangmenzhihou,bianchangchangzaiyichuqiecuowuyi,yilaierqude,yuanzhubianxihuanshanglexiaoyanzhou。

danzaibannianqian,xiaohouyeyinjiushangfufa,binggule,xiaoyanzhoubianxilehoujuezhiwei。

xiaohouyedesi,rangxiaoyanzhoushangxinguodu,yiduyijuebuzhen。

zheiduanshijian,yuanzhupeizhezijiamuqinhuicangzhoulaozhaijizule。bianshizheigeshihou,yeyaochengxuerru,meiqimingyueshititangjieshangmentanwang。

yejiayouerzi,yizinaishiyedajiangjunyeqingshan,zoulewuguanlu,changnianzhenshoubianguan。erzinaishiyeshangshuyeqinghe,zoudewenguanlu。

yejialaotaitaishangzai,bianbuyundixiongerrenfenjia。

yinci,xiaoyanzhoumeicilaifushangbaifangshi,dounengjiandaoyeyao。

xianglai,errenzaoqianjiuyoulebuweipangrensuozhidexiaoxinsi。

shuolaishuoqu,xiaoyanzhoubianshibuxiyuanzhudadashashadexingzi,taxihuanyeyaoneizhongwenjingjiaoroude。

shiyi,zaixiaohouyebingguhou,tajiuxiangzhehuilezheimenqinshi。

taqueshibuzhitasuorenshideneigeyeliyijingzaizuowansile,ertashicongmoshizhongshengerlaidefengyinengjuexingzhewenning。

buguo,xianzai,tashiyeli,yihouyezhinengshiyeli。

muqinshushitingwencihua,jibuguolaizhiwenxiaoyanzhou,“xiaoyanzhou,niquedingjinriyaodangzhezhongduorendemianjialinankan?”

shushiyizhidoujuedexiaoyanzhouduiyelibugouzhenxin,meicierrenzaiyanwuchangqiecuoshi,tadeyanshenyouyiwuyidipiexiangbuyuanchudeyeyao。

yinweicishi,tayuyelitiguolianghui,yeliqueshuo:“niang,nverxinta。”

daodihaishizijianvertaihuanxixiaoyanzhou,shushinengzuode,bianjiushibuyunyeyaochuxianzaierrenmianqian。

meixiangdao,haishichushile。

“bomu,xiaozhibingfeiyaojialinankan,zhishixiangzhechenjinrizhongrenzai,bianjiangcishishuoqingchu,mianderihounaodebuyukuai。erqie,woyizhidangyeliweimeimeibankandai。”xiaoyanzhouhuagangshuowan,shushijiushanletayibazhang。

nudao:“jianzhi**zhiji,benfurencongmeijianguoxiangnizheizhongjiangduibierendeshanghaishuoderuciguanmiantanghuangzhiren。”

xiaoyanzhounuji,danduifangyoushizhangbei,tazhinengjiangnuyiyanxia。

“yanzhougege,nimeishiba?”yeyaojianxiaoyanzhoubeida,manghongzheyanjingshangqian。

“tengbuteng?”yeyaoyanjiaodeleishuihuahuawangxiadiao,chuchukeliandemoyangrerenlianai。

zhuantou,kanxiangshushi,yaoleyaozuichun,fenfenbupingdao:“dabomu,yanzhougegejiushibuxiangwulejiejiededahaoqianchengcaidangzhezhongbinkedemianhuihunde。”

“jiejienengwennengwu,naishizhongguige**zhongdebiaolv,qutazhirendayourenzai。ruci,yesuanshidangzhongxuanbujiejierujinnaishiweihunren,keyiqin。yanzhougegeyeshiweilejiejiehao。nipingshenmedarenni?”

yeyaoshuowan,yelijiuxiaole。zheihualianyuyouer,yishizheiguige**debiaolv,keshiqinqishuhua,bingbushiwudaonongqiang,yisibianshitabupei。ershiqutazhirendayourenzai,biananyutashuixingyanghuale。

tingting,zhouzaoduitadeyilunshengyouduoda?

douzaimatakeshibuzhijiandianle,caihuibeixiaoyanzhoudangzhonghuihun。

chengriyuyiquncaohanzigunzaiyichu,nanenghaoa?

yelishangqianyibu,yanjishoukuaidizhuazhushushixiangdayeyaodeshou。zaishushibujiedeyanshenxia,yelidaoleju:“niang,wolai。”

huajiangluo,yelijiufeiqiyijiaojiangyeyaochuaijinhuli。

惊呼声四起。

zhuanertingdao:“haomeimei,nizuibataichoule,jiejiezhishixiangrangnixiaquhaohaoxixi。zheikeshijiejiedeyifanxinyi,biebushihaodaie。”

“haiyoua,niruoshijuedezijimeirenyaodaoqiangbierenfujundedibu,neizhenshigongxini,chenggongle。”

“a.....jiuming!”buhuishuideyeyaodahanjiuming。

“yaoer,yaoer,wodeer?yeli,nifashenmefeng?”ershenliushifuzhelaotaitaicongcongganlai。

liushibishushigengnenghongdelaotaitaikaixin,shiyi,laotaitaiduierfangduoyoupiantan。

yelisongsongjian,manbujingxindiduiliushidao:“ruershensuojian,zhishijiaoxunleyigexihuanqiangbierenweihunfudehouyan**zhitubale。”

叶老太太气得够呛:

“shuqin,nizheizhumushiruhedangde,jingshirenyouzhezijidenverdangzhongqiyameimei。nimunverrendeyanzhonghaiyoumeiyouwozheigelaopozile?”

yelikanyebukanlaotaitaiyiyan,shuangshouhuanxiong,zhanzaihubiankanzhexiaoyanzhoutiaoxiahuqujiuyeyao。errenshenshangqingbodeyishandoushile,gengnengxianchuyeyaoaotuyouzhideshencai。

yishangan,xiaoyanzhoujiujimangjieguoyahuandiguolaidewaishan,jiangsesefadoudeyeyaobaoguozhu。“biepa,yaoyao,youwozai。”xiaoyanzhoudeshengyinfangruotianlaizhiyin,xiangzaiyeyaodeerbian。

yeyaozuijiaoyigou,tiaoxinxingdidengleyiyanyeli,erhoushenziyiwai,zhuangyun。

erfangyijiashoumangjiaoluandijiangrenbaozou,zaimingrenqingdafu,“kuai,kuaichuandafu。”

errenyoulejifuzhiqin,liangjiadehunshibiansuanshichedizuofei,yelizaiwukeneng。

无人不道一声妙哉!

beidangzhonghuihun,naoxiuchengnuzhixia,haidalezijidemeimei。rucicubi、biaohanzhiren,sheiganqu?

“dengdeng。”yeliwushipangrenduitadezhizhidiandian,shangqianyibu,jiangyaojiandetongxinyupeiquxia,dichuqu。

“jiranhuihun,zheixinwubiantuihaiba?”

“neishiziran。”xiaoyanzhoumeixiangdaoyelizheihuierzheimeshuangkuai,mangjiangyaojiandelingyikuaitongxinyupeiyibachexia,neisuduzhikuai,shengpamanyike,yelijiuyaofanhuiside。

zaiyelinadaoyupeidetongshi,jiuyijiaojiangxiaoyanzhouchuaixiahuqu。“xiaoyanzhou,shiwoyelituini,erbingfeinixiaoyanzhoutuiwo。boqingguayizhibei,qusihaole。”

yeliyoubujiehen,banqijiaobiandeshitouchaozhexiaoyanzhouzaguoqu。shuizhongdexiaoyanzhouduoshanbuji,beiyelizagezhengzhe。dangxiajiuliuchuxuelai。

晕染开一大片。

yelipaipaishoulazheshushijiuzou。

liuxiashenhouhoulaofurenjiaojidihansheng:“hailengzhezuoshenme?kuaixiaqujiurena?”

“wozenbuzhiyejiazhangnvjingshiruciyemanzhiren,zheihunhuilehao,huilehao。haitadiedangchuzhenshixialeyan。”houlaofurenxinlishifenqingxingbaituoleyeli。

meizouyuandeshushi,wenyan,yangyanjidao:“nishuodedui,wofujundangchushixialeyan,caihuijiuninanren,jiugairangtasile,gutoulanzaidili。”

shushidehuayesuanshitixinglezhongren,ruodangchubushiyejiangjun,xiaohouyezaosihaojinianle。zheixiaofua,haizhenshiwangenfuyi。

jingciyinao,zhenggehuangchengzhirendouzhixiaoyelidebiaohan,yezhixiaotabeixiaoyanzhoudangzhonghuihun。

dadishishoubudetadebiaohan,caihuilehun。yuyeyaoyiduibi,wenrouyoushanjierenyideyeyaobuzhiqiangleduoshaobei。