回我家过年吧第5章

zheixieshiwoconglaibuzhidao,pingrilizhaosuhewoshuoqijiaren,yeshibatamenwanghaodeyimianshuo。

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「还有啊……」

村支书叹了口气:

「cainimenyaolai,zhaosulianyebalianggejiejiesongquzhenshangdebinguanzhu,jiupanimenkanjianle。」

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「niyoushenmexiangduiwoshuodema?」

wowenta:「chenzhezheishizanmenlihunqianzuihouyicijianmian……」

「都怪你!」

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他脸都青了。

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是赵肃!

「你疯了吗!」

wozhuaizhebamahoutui,pinmingdijiangtamenwangfangjianligan。

「liqinqin,nisidoudemaiwojiafenshang!」

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「爸!快!」

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「走什么啊岳父?」

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「zanmenliangbudehaohaoliaoliaowogenqinqinfuhundeshima?」

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mamajianjiaozhehelaodayeyongdongxizazhaosu,xiwangtaganjinfangshou。

我疯了。

wohaoxiangkanjianwobadiaoxiaqule。

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「琴琴!」

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啪!

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「annizheimeshuo,woyaoshimeishengzhidangzongjingli,jiukeyiguaigongsibushitaijuge?」

wofengcidikanletamenyiyan:

「youkongzaizheiguizhe,buruduoqupaichusuokankanzhaosu,shengdejinlejianyu,yigeyuecaiyicitanjiandejihui,meidekan。」

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赵肃妈哭着说:

「neishirendaidedifangma,nixingxinghaoxieyifengliangjieshu,rangzheijianshiguoquba。wojiuzheimeyigeerzi,tayaoshizuolaole,wohaizenmehuoa!」

「张嘴呼吸着活。」

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真是越活越回去了!

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mamatingwanquanguochenggantanleyiju:

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paiganjingshoulideguazipi,woniwaizaimamadeshenbian:「younimentengwozheibeizizugoule。」

「唉。」

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「nijiaquebojuzipiderenma?」

「啊?」

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「wokannihenxihuanchishuiguo,jiushi……jiushi……nixibuxihuanchijuzi?」

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xingfendizhizhetaduiwoshuo:「jie,tashuoguanzhunihenjiule,xianghenijiaogepengyou。」

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「nihao,wojiaosongyuan!」

tabizheyan,xiangshangtaijianghuadexiaoxuesheng:「xianghenizuopengyou!」

「哦。」

wotingjianzijishuo:「wobuquepengyou,nihaishizhaobierenzuopengyouba。」

「danwozhixianghenizuopengyou。」

tashuo:「xiwangninengjiwoyigejihui。」

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「keshiwobuxiangqunijiaguonian,woyaohuijia。」

「ruguonibuxianqidehua,lainianwobangbofuyazhu。」

houlaiwoqianqiletadeshou。

zheigechunjie,chunnuanhuakai。

napacengjingzouguowanlu,danzheigeposhizhenchengderen,rangwoyuanyifangxiajiedi,zaicichangshi。