第3章

huangpizilengzaiyuandi,chedishayanle......

tadairuomujidekanxianglemingyue。

zishi......guoqule!

这次的讨封结束了!

完了,一切都完了!

zhangtiezhujianhuangpizifadai,talengleleng,wendao:“zenme?nibeiwodadongle?”

“da.....dadongnizuzong!”

huangpiziliangzhiyanzhuzitonghong,tashenshangmaochuyigulvsedeqiti!

“咦?又冒烟了?”

张铁柱一愣。

buguozheicideyanheganggangmaochudeyanbutong。

gangganghuangpizimaodeyanheyantongmaochudeyanside。

danzheicimaochudeyanqueshilvsede!

erqie......zhangtiezhuturanganjuefujingenglengle,tamengdidalegejileng!

meiweibadehuangpiziciya,tadedaoxingyijingjianjianhuifu,jiekailefengyin。

“ni,nidengwozuoshenme!”zhangtiezhuganjuezheihuangpizibianxiongle。

“laozigaosunixiangxinkexue,haohaoxuexiyeshiweilenihao。”

zhangtiezhubeizheigumomingdelengyi,dongdeyouxiexingjiule。

“hehehe......weilewohao......woxienishibadaizuzong!!”

huangpizitiaojiao,yibubukaojinzhangtiezhu。

bingqie,tadetixingyuelaiyueda!

张铁柱傻眼了。

zheihuangpizizouyibu,tajiudayiquan!

第一步和猫那么大。

dierbugentaidigouneimeda!

disanbujiuchengtugouneimedale!

“wo......**!”

zhangtiezhushoudao**jiujingyixiajiuxiaquledaban。

qishihetaganggangzhuizhehuangpizida,yundongleyizhenyouguan,jiujingconghanshuilizhengfachuqubushao。

“ni......ni......”

zhangtiezhushigewushenlunzhe。

danzheibiandegentugouneimedadehuangpiziyetaiherenleba!

"啪"

zhangtiezhujilezijiyibazhang,ganjuedaoteng,bushizuomeng。

这是真黄皮子?

“xiaotuzaizi,daxiaonijiubushigehaodongxi......xiaoshihouyongtieqiaokanlewoweiba,zhihouwojiannixiaoraoleni,zheicijienijinkouyuya,taoxiqi,leyinguo......wohaixunuoleyaobaodani,jieguonigaosuwoxiangxinkexue!!”

meiweibadehuangpiziyanzhuzizaimaolvguang,bingqiezuibalihaizhangchulejianruideliaoya!

"咕咚"

zhangtiezhuhenhenyanlekoukoushui。

妈的!

见鬼了!

budui......chongzhuanghuangxianle?!

erqie,taganggangdouzuoleshenme?!

zhangtiezhuyuelaiyueqingxing,yuelaiyuehaipa。

napatadanzaida,zheiyikeyesongle。

yuanbenbazhangdadehuangpizijieguobianchengtugouneimeda!

“xiaozi......ni,ni.....”

“鬼啊!!”

huangpizi:“......”

zhangtiezhusatuijiupao,touyebuganhuiyixia。

“ninainaigetui......zheishiwanbule!!”

huangpiziqideduojiao,numudengzhezhangtiezhulikaidefangxiang。

zhangtiezhutouyebuganhui,paodaozijiayuanmenwai,shouhuangluandenachuyaochidakaimensuo......

“妈的,妈的!”

zhangtiezhuzuilimamalielie。

yuanbenshengrishigegaoxingderizi,jieguotahuijiadelushangjingranzhuangguile!

bu......shizhuangdaoxianle!

jinleyuanmen,zhangtiezhuganjinconglimianjiangyuanmensuoshang。

zaixiaozhenli,zhupingfangjiajiahuhudouhuiyouxiaoyuan。

zhangtiezhuzhudezheisuopingfang,yuanzidagaiyou50duoping,suanshizhengchangdaxiao。

paohuiwunei,zhangtiezhujiangwumenlimasuoshang......

dantahaishibufangxin,limapaoqudadianhuabaojing。

zhangtiezhumeishouji,buguojialiqueyougelaoshidezuoji。

"du""du""du"......

“wei......shi,shijingchashushuma?!”

“wo......wojiaozhangtiezhu,wobaojing,wobaojinga,fashengdashile!!”

“kuaidianpairenlaijiuwo,wozainanshantun......wolengjingbule,wojianguile,bu,bushigui......shizhihuangpizi,laodale,tayaonongsiwo!”

“womeifeng......jiu?wohele,danwokendingmeiduo,wei,wei......bieguaa!!!”

“......”

dianhuaneibian,jingjuderenzhijiejiangzhangtiezhudingyichenglejingshenbing。

dabanyede......

说自己见鬼了!

张铁柱都快崩溃了。

neibiandianhuaguale,tayoubufuqi,youdaleyibian。

但结果......

neibianzhijiejiletajinggao,gaosutaruguozaidaoluan,jiuyaojitazhuaqilai,gaotazhanyonggonggongziyuan!

张铁柱都快哭了啊。

“咋办,咋办!”

zhangtiezhuyidianyebufangxin。

tahuijiahou,haimeishaokang,yemeidianluzi,wuziliwenduhendi。

danzhangtiezhuxianzaishenmeganjuedoumeiyou。

"da""da""da"......

zheishi,wuwaichuanlailejiaobusheng。

这声音十分响。

erqiexianzaishixuetian,jiusuanzoulufachushengyin,yejueduibuhuizheimexiang!

zhangtiezhuzhuangzhedanzizoudaochuangbian,kanxiangwaimian。

jiujianneizhimeiweibadehuangpizi,zhengzhanzaizhangzishang,yanjinglvyouyoude,ciyawangzhetani!

zheizhongxiaozhenpingfang,jiajiahuhudouyongmuzhangzigekai。

jieguozheihuangpizizhijiezhanzaishangmianle......

这还得了?

zheihuangpizixianzaibilangdouheren。

danzhangtiezhubijingdanlianggaoyuchangren,jiezhediancanliudejiujing,tahenhenyiyaoya,congchufanglinachuyibashazhudao!

“妈的!”

zhangtiezhuwojinleshazhudao,jiushouzaimenkou。

ruguoneihuangpiziganjinlai,tajiunadaohetapinle!

renbeibidaojixian,zongshihuizuochurangrennanyilijiedeshi。

jiubiru......xianzaidezhangtiezhu!

“zhangjiaxiaozi,niqianxiawoyin,woraoniyici......zheicizhaoniqiuguo,jieguonihaizhuizhewoda......zheijianshi,wanbule!”

zhanzaizhangzishangdehuangpizizhangzuishuodao。

tayanjinglvyouyoude,shenshanghaimaozhelvqi。

zhangtiezhugenbenbuzhidaoduifangshuodeshishenme。

jiujideduifangqianjitianzaimenglijitazoule。

zhangtiezhunuqishangtou,wudaogoulichumingdelvmaodanzikebushilangdexuming!

zhangtiezhunazheshazhudao,tuimenchonglechuqu,zhizhezhangzishangdehuangpizi,nudao:“woheniyoushenmechou?!nishuodeneixiewodoubujide,niyaoganrewo,wojiujiniduole!!”

“hehehe......duolewo?”

huangpizilianshangluchujifenghefennudelengxiao。

“hao,hao,hao......xiaotuzaizi,nicongxiaohun,zhangdalegenghun,niyoukongwenwenniyeye,jizhule,zheijianshizanwanbule!”

shuoba,huangpizizhuanshentiaoxialezhangzi。

“ni,ni......bahuashuoqingchua!”

zhangtiezhuhaixiangwendianshenme。

danhuangpiziyijingmeiyingle。