第1章
“fangxinyun！nijiwochulai....wozhidaonijiuzailimian！”
xiaoqingfengshijingdepaidazhefangjianmen，nubukeedepaoxiaozhe。
mingmingkanjianzijidelaopo，hehujiashaoyeyitongshangloude，erqiegangganglimianhaichuanchuzhenzhendediaxisheng。
“xiaoqingfeng，nifashenmefeng，zheikeshiwodehuazhuangshi，xinyunzenmekenengzailimian？....gun！”
yigeyizheyongrongdeguifuzouguoqu，dashenghechi。
tajiushixiaoqingfengdezhangmuniangliumeilan。
“jiuzailimian，buxinnizijidakaimenkankan！”
萧凌天怒火中烧。
“hunao！xinbuxinwojiaorendaduannidegoutui，biezaizheilidiurenxianyanle，gun！”
liumeilanyibatuikaita，ehenhendehoudao。
“wodiurenxianyan？....shiwochuqupiaochangle，haishininverzaijialitouren？”
xiaoqingfengliansetieqing，haobuyouyudeduileguoqu。
“pei！....xiangbalao，nishinazhiyanjingkandaoxinyuntourenle？wodasini！”
啪.....
yigeqingcuideerguangluozaixiaoqingfengdelianshang。
xiaoqingfengwuzhefatangdelian，shuangyantonghong，sisidedingzheliumeilan，biaoqingyebiandezhengning。
“ni....xiangbalao，ni.....nixiangganshenme？”
jiantashichedinule，liumeilanbuyouzizhudewanghoutui。
“shineizhimeizhangyandeyegouzaizheilixiajiaoa，yaobushilaoziyijingwanshile，ruoshizhongtuganhuailelaozixingzhi，xianzaijiufeilenidesizhi！”
fangmenweiqi，yigeshoubeishangwenzhedamangshedenianqingren，tanchunaodai，yiliandexionghen。
tajiushiyuhaishihujiadashaoye......huzhaokun。
“hudashao，duibuqi，duibuqi，shizheigexiangbalaobudongguiju，wolikegantazou，nixinu。”
liumeilanyilianchanmeidegongshenzhiqian。
我不懂规矩？
xiaoqingfengshunjianganjuetianxuandizhuan，tiandixiayouzheiyangdezhangmuniangma？
jianzhijiushiweinvertourenbamena！
“feiwu！nilaiganma？xiangkanxianchangzhiboma？”
turan，fangmenjinkai，fangxinyunguozheyujinxiekaozaimenbian，yiliandelengmohebuxie。
“ni....buzhilianchide**！”
xiaoqingfengniejinquantou，henbudeyiquanbatazachengroujiang。
“qingnizuibafangganjingdian，womenbenlaijiushiyoumingwushidefuqi，niwuquanganshewodesishenghuo！”
fangxinyunshuowan，zhongzhongdeguanshanglefangmen。
limianzaicichuanchudaqingmaqiaodeshengyin。
xiaoqingfengyizhenmuxuan，tanzuozaidi，wangshijiuxiangshifangdianyingyiyangzaizijidenaohaililveguo....
tahefangxinyunshigaozhongdetongxue。
zaiyicixuexiaojubanchunyoudeshihou，fangxinyunyibuxiaoxindiaoxiayigefeiqidegujing。
jiuzaidajiadoujidekuaikudeshihou，xiaoqingfengwenxunganlai，haobuyouyudetiaoxiaqu，yidianyidiandebangfangxinyundingshanglegujing。
zidaneiciyihou，laiwangyejiumiqieleqilai......
qishiyikaishi，xiaoqingfengyemeiyoutaiduodefeifenzhixiang，bijingzijiyigexiangxiaqiongxiaozi，zenmepeideshangdajiazudedajiaguixiu。
yebuzhidaoweishenme，fangjialaoyezitebiekanhaoxiaoqingfeng，haishuoshenmeyihoufangjiaxiangyaofeihuangtengda，jiubixuyikaota。
suoyi，zaifanglaoyezidecaozuoxia，xiaoqingfengyexilihutudedangshanglefangjiadenvxu。
dangran，yaobushixiaoqingfengdemuqindelezhongzheng，weilexiangfangjiajiequyiyaofei，tayebuhuidayingzuoshangmennvxu。
“hailengzaizheiliganma？feiwu，chufangdeweishenghaimeiyougaoni，kuaiqu！”
nuqiweixiaodeliumeilan，duizhefalengdexiaolingtiantileyijiao，dengzheyanxiongbabadenuchidao。
“gun！....biefanlaozi！”
xinhuiyilengdexiaoqingfengzhongyubaofale。
“you....xiaochusheng，nihaizhangpiqile，jintianshibushihelewangbaxue？”
liumeilanshuangshouchayao，yiliannanyizhixindekanzhexiaoqingfeng。
“xinbuxin，woxianzaijiutinglenimuqindeyiyaofei！”
wenyan，xiaoqingfengyoudalaxialenaodai。
“kuaidianquchufanggaoweisheng！feiwu，zheixienianchi、hedoushifangjiade，nijiushifangjiadeyitiaogou，...”
xiaoqingfengsisidedingzheliumeilan，lianzhangdetonghong，yanlijihuyaopenchuhuolai。
吱.....
房门再次打开。
fangxinyunhehuzhaokunxiangyongzhezoulechulai。
“niweishenmeyaobeipanwo？！”
kanzhefangxinyunlianshangdehong.chaohaiweituijin，xiaoqingfengtoushangdeqingjinbaotu，yachidouyaoyaosuile！
“beipan？nijiushifangjiadeyitiaogou，zhurenxiangzuoshenme，nandaohaixuyaogoudetongyima？”
huzhaokunlouzhefangxinyundeyaozhi，yiliandewanwei，shougengshizaitadeshenshangsiyiyouzou。
tiaoxin，chiluludetiaoxin。
“jirannidoukandaole，neizanmenjiutanpaiba！”
fangxinyuntaochuzaoyizhunbeihaodelihunxieyishu。
“dui，kuaidianqianzi，gunchufangjia，nimuqindeyiyaofeiyejiuyibigouxiaole。”
liumeilandengzhexiaoqingfeng，henbudemashangbatasaodichumen。
“ni.....laodongxi！”
xiaoqingfenghunshenzhandou，xinlizaidixue。
zheixienianweilemuqindeyiyaofei，shenmedourenle。
shenzhiyinweifangxinyunyiju：dengnimuqindebinghaole，womenzaifengfengguangguangdejubanhunli。
zheisannianlai，xiaoqingfengyingshiliantadeshouzhidoumeiyoupengguo。
xianzaikanlai，zijiwufeijiushirenjiadeyikuaizhexiubu！
“nishenmeni，zheixieyiyaofeiniyibeizidouzhuanbudao，kuaidianqianziba，nilaopowohuihaohaozhaogude，woyehuilianxiangxiyuma，hebineimejianwai？”
huzhaokunhahayixiao，suihouzaifangxinyundelianshanghenhendiqinleyikou。
“我见你妈！！”
xiaoqingfengnuhuozhousheng，yiquanzadaotalianshang。
“hunzhang！gantouxilaozi？zhaosi！”
cubujifangdehuzhaokun，beizheiyiquanbixuedoudachulai，dunshibaotiaoruleidedahou。
shunjian，liangrenzhijieniudazaiyiqi。
liumeilanhefangxinyunjianzhuang，yixiazijiumengle，zheigepingchanglaoshibajiaodexiaoqingfeng，zenmeyixiazibianderucixionghen？
beijiusetaokongledehuzhaokun，ziranbushixiaoqingfengdeduishou，meiganliangxia，jiubeixiaoqingfenganzaidishangyidunkuangzou。
嘭.....
突然，一声闷响。
chuangtaideyigexiaohuapanzaizhongzhongdezazailexiaoqingfengdenaodaishang。
xiaoqingfengshunjiantoupoxueliu。
dongshoude，juranshifangxinyun。
cishi，zhangmuniangliumeilanyenaqituoba，duizhexiaoqingfenghenhendilunlejixia。
“nimen.....nimenjingrandawo？”
xiaoqingfenghuanglehuangwengwengzuoxiangdenaodai，taitounanyizhixindewendao。
“nigefeiwu，gandongwokunge？wodadejiushini！”
sangxinbingkuangdefangxinyunjuqilechuangtaidelingyigepanzai，zaicihenhendizalexiaqu。
嘭.....
zheicipanzaizhijiebeizasui。
“ni....nixiangmouhaiqinfu.....”
xiaoqingfengnaodaiyizhenxuanyun，ganjueshenshangyidianliqidoumeiyou。
“gouzasui！ganduilaozixiaheishou，nitmdzhenshihuonile！”
huzhaokunlikechenjipaqi，duizhexiaoqingfengyidunquandajiaoti。
yizhidadetazijileilecaitingshou。
cikedexiaoqingfengjihubiantilinshang，tiwuwanfu，renyeyunleguoqu。
zheishi，tingdaodongjingdefangjiayongrenyeganleshanglai。
“bazheigefeiwujiwotuoxiaqu！”
liumeilanyilianyanedehoudao。
tuodaoyiloudating，juliedetengtongrangxiaoqingfengsuxingleguolai，tajiannandezhanleqilai。
xiayimiao，yizhenmuxuanyouliangqiangdedaolexiaqu。
“feiwu，worangnizhuang！”
fangxinyunmeiyousihaolianmin，zhijieduanlaiyipanlengshuipozailexiaoqingfengshenshang。
“快点签字！”