yizhiyilai，taduiyuxuanxuedoushibanxinbanyide，butaixiangxin，yebugandezui。
dantazheiduanshijianqueshishengyishousunhenda，shenzhihunjiesuodoukuaikaibuxiaqule，xiaoleizheixiaozisuandezhenzhun。
“嘭！”
突然间。
外面传来一阵巨响。
tingdaozheishengyin，luojuandelianseyibian。
tamenzouchubangongshi，jiukandaolianggezhuanghantikaidamen，dabuzoujinlai。
zheiliangrenchuanzheduankuhebanjiexiu，wenzhehuabeikanzhejiurangrenyouxiedanzhanxinjing。
zouludeshihou，gengshidiaoerlangdangde，zenmekandoubuxiangshihaoren。
xiaoleixiaoshengxunwen：“xiaoyi，zheiliangrenshishei？”
“shizhaizhu，zouzaizuiqianmiandejiaoliukai，qianyiduanshijianwomendianjitaanpaixiangqin，tahexiangqinduixianghenkuaijiutanhunlunjiale。”
“meixiangdaoneigenvdeshigehunpian，juanzouletajiahaoduoqian，zheiliukaiyejiangzanmendiangaoshangfating，wobaisule，yaopeitawushiwan。”
luojuanhuayuchongmanlewuligan，taxiangyaobaoquanhunjiesuodemingsheng，zhinengrenzaijiqian。
“made，heihunjie，pianlaozineimeduodeqian，doutamajiwotuchulai！”
liukaidingzheluojuan，youyijiaotifanmianqiandebangongzhuo。
neixiongedeqishi，hedehunjiesuoyuangongmendoubuganshangqian。
luojuanyibajiangxiaoleiladaozijishenhou。
“quwodebangongshi，dengwochuliwanzheilideshiqing，zaiquzhaoni！”
luojuanyibajiangxiaoleituihuidaobangongshinei。
“nibeipianhun，zheijianshiqingshinibujinshen，womengongsicuozaimeiyouheshixinxi，zanmendouyoucuo，niyebiekukuxiangbi，haoma？”luojuanjinhuaiqiushuodao。
liukaizhengningshuodao：“bieyiweilaozibudongnimenzheixieheihunjiedetaolu，nimenyangzheyiqunnvpianzi，jiupianwomenzheixielaoshiren。”
啥玩意？
jiunizheiyilianhengrou，manshendoushiwenshendejiahuo，henbudezailianshangxiezhe“woshishehuiren”。
nihaihaoyisishuozijishilaoshiren。
liukaiyizhijiaocaizaidengzishang，yifudamajindaodeyangzi。
“bietamafeihuale，zuotianzanmenzaifayuandaguansi，nibeipanpeichangwowushiwan，kuaidianhaiqian！”
luojuantanlekouqi：“panjueworen，danqingjiwoyidianshijian，woyidingjiangqianjinicouchulai。”
liukaiheiheiyixiao：“zhiyaonipeiwoyiwan，woyuanyijinijitianshijiancouqian。”
tanlundemuguangkanxiangluojuan，yongjiaozhidounengxiangchuzheihuoxinlizaixiangxieshenme。
luojuanqiangrenquru，taohaodeshuodao：“woxianpeiyibufen，jiudangzuoshijiliangweidagehechade，shengyudeqianshitianzhinei，woyidingcouchulai。”
liukaiyaoleyaotou：“buxing！yaomepeilaozi，yaomelikehaiqian，buranwozalenizheipodian。”
shuowan，liukaijiuyaoshangqianlailaluojuan。
jiuzailuojuanjingkonghoutuideshihou，yigerendangzaitademianqian。
“xiaolei，nizenmechulaile？”
jiusuanluojuanxinzhongduoshaoyouxieqingshigangcongcunzhongchulaidexiaolei。
danyeburenxinkandaotashoudaoshanghai，xiangyaojiangtaladaozijishenhou，quefaxianyijingwanle。
xiaoleidangzaitaheliukaidezhongjian。
xiaoleixiaozheshuodao：“dagexiaoxiaoqi，laichougenyan，qiandeshiqingzanmenkeyimanmandeliao。”
shuohuadeguochengzhong，xiaoleijiangyizhiyansongdaoliukaidemianqian。
liukaidaliangleyiyanxiaolei，qingmieshuodao：“suannixiaozihaidongdianshi。”
xiaoleigongweidao：“kandagesaiguhengtude，liangmeixiangjiao，bujinyouqianhaimanshitaohuayunni。”
zheifanhuajizuleliukaimianzi。
“meixiangdaonihaidongmianxiang，laoziqueshiyouqian，yeyoudabadenvren，chengnanchengbeiyitiaojie，chuqudatingyixia，sheiburenshiwokaiye。”
liukaiyipaixiaoleidejianbang：“xiaolaodiyoumeiyouxingqugenzhewohun，chixiangdehelade，nvrenyeshaobule。”
xiaoleijingyawendao：“jirandagezheimeyoushili，yeyouzheimeduodenvren，jingyanrucifengfuweihehaiyourenganpianhun，tazenmegande？”
zheihuarangliukaimuguangbiandebushanqilai，yishideyiwangxing，chadianrangtapianhundeshiqingluxianle。
tasuanshikanchulaile，zheixiaowangbadanshijizijiwakengni。
liukainuchiyisheng：“laozideshiqinggenniyoumaoguanxi，zaiduozui，bieguailaozidongshou！”
“dagebieshengqi。”xiaoleixiaozhenachuyikuaibaishoujin：“tianqibenlaijiure，yishengqijiurongyichuhan，wolaijidagecaca。”
dongzuoqingroudeyongshoujincashizheliukaietoushangdehanshui，dongzuofeichangguifan。
“什么味？”
liukaixiayishidetuihoujibu，yanedekanxiangyipangdexiaolei。
xiaoleibuhaoyisidexiaolexiao：“dagebuhaoyisi，zhiyexiguan。”
liukaizhiwendao：“zhiyexiguan？nitamaganshenmede？”
“wozaicunlishikaiguancaipude，gandeshibaishidemaimai，jingchangjishitijingshen，zhengsuoweiganganjingjingdelai，ganganjingjingdezou。”
xiaoleijuedezijizheigezhiyexiguanyaogaiyigai。
bijingyijingbuganbaishile，yihouhuorensirendoubucale，dangran……huozhedemeinvchuwai。
raner，liukaiyijingqideetouqingjinbaotiao。
“nibalaozidangsiren，shizuzhouwosiba？haiyongzangdongxilaicawodelian！”
qijibaihuaizhixia，liukaiyangqiyiquanjiuxiangzhexiaoleidelianshangdaguoqu。
“dagebieshengqi，zhendezhishizhiyexiguan，woyihouyidinggai。”
shuohuazhong，xiaoleideshougengkuaiyibu，zhuazhuleliukaideshou。
liukaibaonuzhixia，yonglizhengzha，quefaxianxiaoleideshouzhangrutonggangtieban，wuluntaruheyonglidoumeibanfahandong。
“nichihuafeizhangdade？zheimedadeliqi？”liukaizhiwendao。
xiaoleixiaolexiao：“woshiganbaishide，jingchangtaiguancaishade，liqidadianyehenheliba。”
“合尼玛！”
liukaipinlemingdezhengzha，zhongyuganjuedaoxiaoleideshouzhangshaoweisongyidian。
“咔擦。”
suizheyishengcuixiang，zhijianliukaideyigenshouzhi，yijingguaiyideniuquzhe，xianranshiguzhele。
doushuoshizhilianxin，shouzhiduanliedetongku，rangliukaiyuandibengqilai。
liukaiqilidecanjiaoqilai：“shou……wodeshoua！！！”
xiaoleiwunaidesonglesongjian：“nixiangyaowosongshou，jiushuoma，hekubazijinongchengzheiyangni，lailailai，wojinijiaozheng。”
“tiaoloude，chuchehuode，neixiehengsizhirendeshitidouwoxiuzhengguo，zheifangmianwoshizhuanyede。”
kanzhexiaoleizouguolai，liukaihedekaishihoutui，juedemianqianzheigexiangxiatubieyoudianxiemen。
liukaiwangxiangzijidexiongdi：“yiqishang，nongsizheigexiaowangbadan。”
liangrenyeshidianlediantou，huiqiwangbaquantou，duizhexiaoleijiudaguoqu。
“嘭嘭！”
liangrenhaimeidadaoxiaolei，jiubeixiaoleitizaiduzishang，ganjuezijixiangshibeihuochezhuangdao，shentidaofeichuqu。
suizheliangshengmenxiang，liangrenshuaidaomenwai，haidalehaojigegun。
“哎呦……”
“tengtengteng，tengsiwole！”
zheiliangrenzaidimianshangzhengzhalehaojici，caihuxiangchanfudepaqilai。
liukaikanxianghunjiesuolimiandexiaolei，yaoyaqiechideshuodao：“nihaiyouluojuanneigexiaoniangmenjiwodengzhe，nimenhenkuaijiuhuihouhuide！”