di2zhangnidieshidaxiashoufu
chuzuchetingzailexiaoshancundecunkou，lishuzaizheilixialeche。
“qiguai，zenmehuiyouyiliangbaomatingzaizheili？haishizhongzhoudepaizi？nandao，cunlilailegaorenle？”
xiaoshancun，shifenpinqiong。pingrilibieshuobaoma，laiyiliangguochanchedousuanxiqideshiqingle。
zheiliangbaoma7xideche，shoujiayaohaojibaiwan，zhenggehuachengnengkaiqizheiliangchederendoumeiyoujige。
“genwoyouyoushenmeguanxi，ganjinhuijiakankanmuqinzenmeyangle。”lishubatuijiuxiangjiazhongpaoqu。
jiali，damenkaizhe。yuanzili，fuqinliyingjiehemuqinzhengxiujuanzhengzaigenyigezhongniannanzishuozheshenme，zaitamenhoumian，haizhanzhejigeshenchuanxizhuangdejianzhuangnanzi。
“ma，nimeishi？”lishuchuanzhecuqi，jingyadekanzheshenmeshidoumeiyoudemuqin。
liyingjiexiaozhexianglishuzhaoshou，“lishu，nilailejiuhaole，nimabinglezhishiyigejiekou，buzheiyangshuodehua，ninahuihuilaidezheimekuai。”
“lai，jianguoniyushu。”
lishudaleyishengzhaohu，youxiemeng，zheigejiaoyushudeshenshangchuanzheyishendeamani，yikanjiushiyigeyouqianren。fuqinpingrilidajiaodaodedoushinongmin，shenmeshihourenshizheimeyouqianderenle。
jiaoyushudenanziduanxiangzhelishu，dao：“jidenidangshizoudeshihou，tahaimeichusheng。meixiangdao，yizhuanyan，douzhangzheimedale。”
liyingjietanleyikouqi，dao：“shia，yizhuanyan，wolikaijiazuyijingershiduonianle。”
jiazu？fuqinbushiyizhidoushiyigenongminma？
lishuyouxiefaleng，jimangwendao：“ba，zenmehuishi？”
“haizi，zheimeduonianlai，nibayizhidoumeigaosunima？wogennishuoba。”yuqingduilishushuodao：“nidefuqin，shihuameijituandongshizhanglijiyedeerzi。”
lijiye？kaishenmewanxiao！neikeshidaxiadeshoufu，daxiaguoshouquyizhiderenwu，zenmekenengyuzijizheigenongminfuqindashangguanxi。
“nimenkaishenmewanxiao。ba，daodizenmehuishi？”lishudao。
liyingjiekuseyixiao，dao：“zhidaoshuoleniyebuxin，nikankanzheigeba。”
“遗嘱？”
yizhanggaizhegongzhengyindeyizhu，shangmianbaizhiheizixiezhezaitasihou，yaojiangmingxiazichandeyibanjichengjierziliyingjie，bingrangliyingjiedanrenhuameijituandongshizhangyizhi，dixiadeqianming，zhengshilijiye。
天哪！
这个玩笑，开大了。
lishuhenhendeqialeyibadatui，shengteng。zheibushimeng，zheishizhende。
zijidelaoba，shidaxiaguoshoufudeerzi，ertamashang，jiuyaojichengjiazudecaichanle。neiyiweizhezijidelaoba，mashangjiuyaochengweidaxiaguodeshoufule。
“ba，zheidaodizenmehuishi？”
zailiyingjie、zhengxiujuanheyuqingniyiyanwoyijudejieshixia，lishuzhongyutingmingbaile。
liyingjie，shilijiyedesishengzi。yinbushoujiazudaijian，yiqizhixialikailejiazu，daonongcundanglenongmin。lijiyebingmochanshen，daolechuisizhiji，zhongyujuedekuiduiliyingjiele。taxiwanglinsizhiqianzaijianliyingjieyici，zuoweibuchang，jiangjiachanzuidadebufenjichengjiliyingjie。
zheimeduonianlai，suoyoudeenyuandouyijingdanhuale。zhidaozijifuqingaibianlexinyi，liyingjieyejuedingyuanliangfuqin，zhunbeidaojingdouqujiantazuihouyimianle。
“lishu，womenmashangjiuyaoqujingdoule。danxianzai，jingdoudeyiqie，wohaishifenmosheng，meiduoshaodi，bunengdaizheniguoqule。nizaihuachengxiandaiyiduanshijian，dengwoneibianwendingyihouzaibanijieguoqujiwobangmang。”liyingjieshuodao。
lishumangrandedianlediantou，jintianfashengdeyiqie，yijingduitazaochenglejidadezhenhanle。
yuqingzheishishuodao：“rangnizaijicengduanlianyixiayehao。yihounimenfuzikeshiyaojiedongshizhangdebande，zheigedanzikebuxiao。zheiyang，wogenhuachengfenbudashengzhaohu，nixianzaihuachengzuoshi。”
“xiaohan，huachengfengongsidezongjinglishisheilaizhe？”yuqingwenshenhougenzhedeyigenanzi。
“haoxiangjiaoshenqihao，woshangcigenxibeifenbudeyaozongguolaideshihoujianguota。”hantongshuodao。
“hao，nigentadashengzhaohu，shuowoyaodaohuachengfengongsikankan。lishu，woqinzijiangnijiaojishenqihao。lijiadegongzi，suiranzaijicengduanlian，danyebunengrangrenchuanxiaoxie。”yuqingshuodao。
yigehuachengfenbudejingli，zaiyuqingmianqian，zhishiyigexiaodeweibuzudaoderenwu。huameijituanzongbuzhixia，youqigequyufenbu，quyufenbuxiamian，youyibaiduogehuachengzheizhongjibiedejingli。
yuqingxianzaishenfenshihuameijituancaiwuzongjian，neishizongbudouyongyoushiquanderen，pingrishenqihaozheizhongjibierenwulianjiantadezigedoumeiyou。
liyingjiefufujimangganwanglejingdou，yuqingchoukongdaizhelishulaidaolehuameihuachengfengongsi。
dangshenqihaotingdaocaiwuzongjianyuqingyaokaochazijifenbudeshihou，kehehuaile，jimangfangxiaqitadegongzuo，shengshihaodadeyingjieyuqingdedaolai。
zaiyuqingmianqian，shenqihaozheiweinengzaihuachenghufenghuanyudejingli，biaoxiandexiangyizhiwenroudexiaoyanggao，liantoudoubuganduotaiyixia。
“shenjingli，jinijieshaoyixia，zheigenianqingren，jiaolishu。taxiangzaihuachengduanlianyixia，wojiubatatuofujini。nijiuhaohaochuilianyixiata，shenmekudeleidegongzuo，doujiaojitazuo。dengtaduanlianhaole，shiyaodaozongbugongzuode。”
“lishushiba。yuzongjianfangxin，woyidinghuirangtazaihuachengduanlianchuyishenbenlingde。”shenqihaobiancazheetoushangdehan，bianweiweinuonuodedafu。
yuqingdehua，jishenqihaojizuleyali。jiuguangzheigeyihouyaodaozongbu，jiushuominglishuguobuleduojiu，jiuhuichengweizijideshangsi，taqigandezuizheiyangdedashen。
“wojiuxianrangtazuoxiaoshoubujingliba。”shenqihaoshuodao。
yuqingdianlediantou，zheigezhiweibugaoyebudi，henshihelishuzheiyangdexinrenduanlian，zheigeshenqihao，haishihenhuizuoshide。
conghuameifengongsichulai，yuqingyouxianglishujiaodailejijuhou，likailehuacheng。
lishuyangtianzhangxiao，zheiyike，tazhidaoyanqianfashengdeyiqiedoushizhenshidele。tabuzaishineigezhaofengongzuodoukunnandelishule。
“huameigongsixiaoshoubujingli，hahahaha！”
“laozishidaxiashoufudeerzile！huacheng，zaiwojiaoxiazhandouba！”
沈天临！王红玉！
lishuyinlengdexiaoleqilai。shentianlinjiezhehuameizongjingligongzideminghao，zaihuachengzuoweizuofulezheimeduonianle，yihou，jiangbeizijichedicaizaijiaoxiale。