第1章 家里安排个老婆?

“laopo,yaoburannijiurangwoqunigongsishangbanba,gongzishenmededoukeyishangliang,zhuyaoshiwoxiangyaoqunimenneigeshejibumenhaohaogongzuolilian,wojuedewoyinggaiyouzuoweinanrendedandang,zhaoyifengongzuoyangjia。”

zaiyigebieshuli,yangxuxiaomimidezuozaishafashang,youdiankenqiuzheneishafashangbaozhebijibendenvren。

zheigenvrenpifubaixi,zhaobuchuyisizhezhou。xiuzhangdetuichuanzhejiajufu,zhenggeshencaizuyirangrenhemotedoujuedexiukui。

weiyikexideshi,tayizhizhouzhemeitou,youqishizaitingdaoyangxudehuahou,liansegengshidichenlexuduo,baileyiyanyangxudao:“niqushejibumen!?neishichongzheshangbanqudema!?”

sheibuzhidaohaixiajituanshejibushiyigemeinvzhagendebumen?jiuyangxuzheixiangfayikaikou,qinwanroudoujuedezijitiyangxuhaisao。

yangxuyoudianganga,naonaotoudao:“zheidoubuzhongyaoma,zhuyaoshiweilegongzuoma,dangrannengkankanmeinvshizuihaodele。”

“gundan,wogaosuni,guolezheigeyuewojiuhuigenwobashuolihundeshiqing。”

qinwanrouzhanqishen,lenghengzhedao:“haiyou,zheidongbieshushiwobasongnidehunfang,chanquandeshuyuqinjiade。”

yangxukanzheqinwanrouliqudebeiying,cishiyeyumendehen,bumingbaiweishenmezijilaodiejizijianpaizheiqinshi。

youyulepianke,tahaishixianzhanqishen,dao:“buxing,woderangtazhudonggenwolihun。zaineizhiqian,yaoxianhunjingongsicitanyixiawolaopodeqingbao,tataoyanshawozhengsha,kendingjiugenwolile。”

weilezheigexianfazhirendecelve,yangxuerhuabushuodejiuchaozhehaixiajituanguoqu。

……

lieriyanyan,yangxuzhongyudaolehaixiajituandashadeshihou,caisuanshikanqingzijilaopojiagongsideshili。

zuyoujiangjinershicenggaodedasha,zaimenkoubaifangbushaolvzhi,dishangganjingderangrenshebudecaishangquyiban,zheijiushitianhaishishengwukejideshiqiangqiyehaixiajituan。

yangxushunzhetaijiedaoleyiloudedating,sichukanlekan,jiuzaitazhunbeichaozheshangmianqudeshihou,turanganjuedaoqianmiandejigedatingrenyuankaishishanduoqilai,zaijiaoluoliqieqiesiyu。

“kuaikankan,neijiahuoyoulaile。”

“cuijiangjiea,zheigujishiyoulaizhaoqinzongdeba,kebiezhaoreta,fouzeshangyicineirenbeidalexianzaihaizaiyiyuanlitangzheni。”

“ai,qinzongdounatameiyoubanfaa,bijingzheigerenkeshihaixiajituandehezuogongsidongshini。”

luxudetaolunshengyin,rangyangxujuedeyoudianqiguai,ganghuiguotoudeshihou,zhenghaojiukandaojigeheiyingtingzaizijidebeihou。

“zheilidebaoandoushiganshenmechide?weishenmezheiyangdelajihuichuxianzaizheilidangwodelu?”

cuijiangjieyuqidaizhebuman,lianshangchongmanlegaoaoheduibierendemieshi。

huayinluoxia,cuijiangjiepangbianlianggegenzhedebaobiaoxiangqianyibu,lishenghechidao:“xiaozi,meitingdaocuixianshengdehuama?haibukuaigunchuqu!”

“woshuolaoxiongniganshaa?woshilaizheilizhaoqinwanroude,zashanglaijiurangrengunchuqude。”

杨旭显得有点无奈。

dantadehuagangshuowan,jiujiandaozhouweijigerendoulengleyixia,jiulianqitadeyuangongdouyouxiewuyudekanzheyangxu。

cuijiangjietingdaozheihua,gengshigaoaodaojizhi,qingmiedao:“shenmeamaoagoudouganlaizheilizhaowanroule?zhenshilaihamaxiangchitianerou,buzhitiangaodihoudelaji。”

“feiyaogaorenyideng,kebushishenmehaoxiguan。”

yangxudepiqisuanshibijiaohao,zaixiaguoyebushihenxianggenrenqichongtu。

dancuijiangjiequemeiyousihaodegaibian,lenglengdekanleyiyanshenbiandelianggebaobiao。

lianggebaobiaohuiyi,congliangbianduzhuleyangxu。

tamenchuanzheheiseduanxiutxu,luchulegutongsedepifuhedaizhexiantiaodejirou。

zheiliangrenyikanjiushifeichangzhuanyedegaoshou,yanshenzhongdeshaqidounengkanchutamendebuyiban。

zheierrenzhiyaozhanzaizheibian,jiunengganjuedaoyiguyalichuanlai,erzhouweiderengengshiyouxiedanxinqilai,xiaoshengdeyilunzhe:“zheijiahuoyinggaibuhuiaidaba?”

“takendinghaipale,ranhouzijijiuzoule。”

zheixierenkanyangxuzhanzhebudong,haiyiweitashibeihehuaile。

jiuliancuijiangjiecishidoulenglengdedingzheyangxu,dao:“gunchuzheili,wokeyijiniyicihouhuidejihui。”

“hei,nizheibaobiaoyikanjiuhenlihai,qishiyaorangworangrangluyeshikeyide。”

“bushiranglu,shirangnigun。”

cuijiangjieluchuxinongdeyanshen,dandandao:“gunzinengtingdongma?shuangshoubaotou,congzheiligundaomenkouqu,wokeyiyuanliangnizheiyicidanglewodelu。”

“嗯?”

yangxudebiaoqingzhujianyouxiebianhua,neidingzhecuijiangjiedeyanshenzhongyijingduolejifenlengli。

“ni……nixiangganshenme?”

cuijiangjiechaozhehoumiantuilebanbu,suihoulenghengyishengdao:“nizheifeiwuyeganzaizheizhongdifangjiaohuan。”

“wozaizhongfuyici,woshilaizhaoqinwanroude。”

yangxuzheiyiciyuqiyijingdaizhebugaoxing。

dantazheihuashuochukou,jiulianqitayuangongdoubuxin,fenfenyaotoudiguzhe:“zheixiaozihaizhenganxianga,zaizheizhongshihouhaigandianjizheqinzong。”

qinwanroushishenmeshenfen?xuduorendouchengtashitianhaishidediyimeinv,pingshibenlaijiubuzenmelumian,meiyoujigerennengjiandedaota,zheiyangxuzheishihouhaizaizuomeng?