woshangqienianyoushi，cefengwoweiweilaitaizifeideshengzhijiuchuandaotaifufu，wodielengshibaozhewokuleyiwanshang。
diedieshuohuanggongshichirenbutugutoudedifang，tashebudezijidebaobeinverrugong。
我原本也想哭的，
dandiediedebitiyanleiquancengwoshenshangle。
shanghaodeliaozi，wocaichuanguoyihuini。
kediediekudeshizaitaixiong，wozhinengcaganyanleifanguolaianweita：
「gongliyouhaochidefuronggao，yeyouxuduorenpeiyueerwan。」
tingwoshuozheihua，diediekudegengxiongle。
diedieshuogonglidefuronggaomeiyoutazuodehaochi，tayexiangyizhipeizheyueerwan。
wohonglehaojiu，caijiangdiediehonglilewodeyuanzi。
woxiangzheyuesehao，dasuanbanbayizidaoyuanzilitangzhe。
kedangwogangjiangyizibanchulai，jiutingdao「putong」yisheng，xiangshizhongwuzaledi。
yewanjingqiaoqiaode，zheishengyinjiugewaidaxie。
woyouxiehaipa，danhaishizhuangzhedanzicongyuanzijiaoluolinaleyigenshoubeicudemugun。
「许是进了贼。」
wozaixinlimomonianzhe，ranhouduozaijiaoluoli。zaitazouguolaideshunjian，womengdihuiqigunzizaxiangletadenaodai。
然后……
我就被揍了。